CURIOUS INDEX, 3/27/08

Ahh… he would have been fine if he would have only left out the Text Messaging part. This increased his surface attack area by 100%.

Urbz – ur a hip 0 krit.
doosh

No mention of Justin Boren leaving UM and having his father beg OSU for a scholarship in the Columbus Dispatch after Justin fired a couple of parting shots at the new UM staff?

Why would Carroll leave LA where he’s a golden God who can’t contain himself?

He wouldn’t have time to update his facebook in the No Fun League.

Kenneth Page: “I just took this money out of my savings account, but I have to deposit it back in again right after we’re done taking these pictures, I don’t wanna lose out on all that compound interest, yo.”

next week: pictures of kenneth page makin’ it rain on dem hoes.

Urbz is h8in’

ORLY?!?

NO WAI!!

In related news, maybe Jimmy Clausen is gearing up to become the new Jared Lorenzen.

Can we call him . . . C-Load?

Did Kenneth Page take a recruiting visit to Iowa?

Sorry, I’m starting to show my age here…"and a TF2 squad practice on XBox Live "

What’s TF2? I’m assuming a game…

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Team_Fortress_2

I had to look it up too…

It looks like some new fancy smancy wolfenstein or duke nukem…

Even Urban feels the cruel, double-edged sword of technology…

1. That pic of Clausen looks more like Kendra than Lorenzen. I imagine his stats will be more like Kendra’s, too.

I can’t be sure but it appears that he is droppin’ Hamiltons. Someone might think he’s Arron Burr.

Maybe it’s just me, but so far the only practical effect of Jimmy Clausen’s “bulking up” appears to be making him look even more like Casey . . . and that ain’t good.

Urbz may hate the ipod but I would venture he has no issue with spinning a few christian rock cds after practice.

Doug, I think you could look at the case with both Page and Clausen and find definitive proof the surge is working.

rollin’ @ 12,

that is some dynamite u.s. history humor right there.

Where/when was the Clausen pic. taken? Why is there a ref. on the field?

12… my first thought when you said that was the first “got milk?” commercials

Tape’s a little tight on that right wrist there, Jimmy.

Mr. Page will use his $10,000 to buy a slightly used vehicle from Darren McFadden. Check the background in the photo… obviously suburban Fayetteville.

Can’t take credit – It’s from “Lazy Sunday”
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/SNL-lazy-sunday-narnia.html

Not that he was even responsible but…
Best. Chris. Parnell. Ever.

“It’s all about the Hamiltons Baby”

I believe Page raided Ray Ray’s trust fund for that cash…

COD4 Clans – the future of successful football programs.

masked@3

Boren is ineligible for a scolly at tOSU/tUoOS due to Big 10 regulations prohibiting transfers within the conference being on scholarship. He would have to walk-on. With the talent along our lines, I doubt he would make the starting line-up and maybe not even the 2-deep.

Maybe Page is Ray Ray’s kid.

I see a MAC future in young Mr. Boren, or DII for instant gratification. I bet Jimmy Clausen has already texted Boren, “Hey Buddy!”.

Dominique Douglas approves.

Crabapple

Whether you want him or not, it is great theater that a UM player is taking out a personal ad in the Dispatch seeking an OSU scholarship. And the fact that his dad was a captain (I think) under Bo adds to the intrigue.

Oops. Sorry about reusing the term scholarship – you are correct that he can’t get one and must attend OSU out of pocket.

I’d rather see Kenneth the Page makin it rain on them hoes than Kenneth Page…even if it does get Clemson in trouble.

clausen – roids?

I belive the Boren issue has more to do with less pizza, rather than “family values” as he stated. Seems like everyone else on the team is on board with Barwis(he is a cage fighter), except fat, slow , underachieving linemen. They were all excited when they heard about the chocolate milk after workouts, they just looked past what it took to get the milk.

Bonesaw’d!!!

#32

That is definitely the pro Michigan side of the story…………………when was it the Mr. Boren “underachieved”? Was it when he played as a freshman and started as a sophomore? When exactly did this cream-puff start sucking so bad?

I don’t know… looks like Death Valley 2 in the background of Page’s photo.

On a side note… What Coop, a Clemson story and you have nothing to say? Go figure!

Move along, folks, nothing to see here. Clearly Mr. Page was on his way to Tommy Bowden’s church to make a charitable donation. Is that so wrong?

Yes, maskedavenger, it is “great theater”. We are all anxiously awaiting the outcome of this dramatic turn of events. Unbelievable that Boren’s father played under Bo. Unbelievable.

Douchebag.

Big 11 blows – I am a bit confused. Are you casting dispersions at me or Justin?

I think its safe to say that the Clausen picture is a very bad photoshop job. Someone clearly took a picture from last year’s spring game and added some flech-colored pixels to Jimmy’s biceps and the back of his neck. Look at the base of his neck and just below his left bicep to see the smudging.

Can’t believe this didn’t get a mention: http://blog.al.com/trackingtigers/2008/03/tuberville_to_tour_military_ba.html

America will soon deliver a crippling blow to the Knee of Jihad. If that fails, Charlie Weis will just eat it.

Page put an ixnay on the IPTAY.

The best thing about that list – Jack Siedlecki had a better team than Weiss.

I refuse to believe that something could happen under the watch of such a good Christian man. Tommy Bowden is beyond reproach, as are all of his players.

Clearly, this is just a misunderstanding. Perhaps he is just returning Ray Ray’s “scholarship” money back to Tommy.

Would this be a good time to remind everyone of the claim hotly contested by Tiger fans that many rules and laws are broken quietly in Clemson all the time?

All Page is guilty of is bad judgment.

Having stacks of cash is not illegal, last time I checked.

Now, I am curious as to how he came about that money, but given Page’s high school alma mater, you know those who live in the nice area of Cola, if you live in Cola instead of Irmo, attend AC Flora if they don’t attend Heathwood, Hammond, Cardinal Newman, etc…

Mr. Page easily gets the benefit of the doubt.

Anyone who argues otherwise, and tries to compare actual charged and convicted crimes versus someone having stacks of cash…

is making a pathetic attempt at grasping for those straws in question.

maskedavenger- You are most definitely confused. I believe the word you are looking for is “aspersions”.

YOU were the douchebag all along. Douchebag.

Big 11 blows – Congratulations of the vocabulary gotcha – savor the moment.

BTW, does this mean we won’t be Facebook friends?

As a Clemson fan, I am embarrassed that the money pictured wasn’t $100 bills. How are we going to compete with the $EC for recruits with $50s or $20s? I better double my donation.

Wow terrible photoshop job on the Clausen.

You can even see the circle of the tool they used on his left bicep, terrible.

For the record (yea, I know, you just hate a buzz killer…):

“Posted: Yesterday 2:53 PM

Re: I can clear this up.

Kenneth was recently out in California as one of five finalists for the Alfred M. Watkins Memorial Scholarship. Both his father and mother came along and both have relatives that live in California. They got to see one of his uncles right before he passed away a week later. They also got to see his great uncle on his father’s side of the family. This uncle is a very, very wealthy man. He owns nine ATMs and realized two were empty and low were very low. So they went to the bank that morning to get money to fill them up with. Kenneth said he had never seen that much money before so he took a picture with it. He wants to reassure everyone that yes, he didn’t take a single cent or keep a single cent of it.

Someone copied this picture off of Page’s facebook and tried to spin it into something that it wasn’t.

Bacon added this – “It is a shame when people want to tear down a kid who is a good Christian kid and a great role-model for other student-athletes, but that is the society we unfortunately live in today”

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=46&f=3171&t=2266867#s=46&f=3171&t=2266867&p=4