RELOAD WITH REAGAN! THE CAMPAIGN HEATS UP

Mommy, why is that man pretending to masturbate on the library steps?

Beavis and Butthead would find this video very amusing.

It’s like he was born to work on a tarmac.

NTTAWWT

I think I saw him directing traffic in Manhattan last summer. That or maybe exposing himself to traffic. Either way, I’m pretty sure that’s the guy.

I fortunately have the sound turned down, but I second Mr. Wrong’s comment, he definately was practicing to crank out the butter churn, no way to tell if he was going to use a towel, like a true gentelman would though. Some of those strokes were definately of the “advanced” version.

I try real hard to be an A&M fan… but some of the people in that school do everything humanly possible to distance themselves from anything likable or respectable…

secret newsletter: check
nutsqueeze on TV: check
actual debate on whether new mascot should be collie or mutt: check
yell leader creating horribly gay site to get elected: cheeeeeeck x10

All I can say is……………What The Fu*k was that?

If THAT is what it takes to be the yell leader (kind of a gay name don’t ya think)….than he can have it. Did’nt them boys used to kiss girls when they scored touchdowns?? Sad how times have changed.

isn’t that pilates?

Soooo…what you’re telling me is that this kid is auditioning to be a cheerleader?

I dont even wanna hear some A&M loser come back with something like “Yea but he’ll get so much ass.” Blah Blah Blah. Perhaps he coulda’ actually played some school music, perhaps done the actual cheers or something, I duno, this video pretty much sucked ass.

aggy is never not funny, except when aggy is trying to be funny

i’m glad the rest of the cfb world enjoys the bottomless pit of unintentional comedy that is texas a&m as much as us folks in the big 12 do

The official site … http://yell.tamu.edu/

Chock full of homos.

NTTAWWT

#12. True.

This is proof to that:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hbtBHP4s-3A

He’s got competition! (Heads up, this one is INSANELY LOUD)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_FRxRbqMdo

And Fran jilted us for these flipdicks?!

Unsurpassed gayness that confirms everything I’ve ever thought about the Aggies.

Threadjack

O-
PLEASE tell me there are Fulmer Cup points for staff…

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/sports/epaper/2008/03/26/0326umspokesman.html

/threadjack

basketball news:

OJ Mayo is going pro

http://www.trojanwire.com/football/insidehoopscom-says-oj-is-gone.php

20 if we knew about before the season started… is it “news”

and 19 “former” vindicates UM in the situation.

Is that guy on the grass??? GET OFF THE GRASS!!!

Howdy. Damn it.

#3

Or at least born to coach third base.

Everyone in my father’s family went to A&M. They think this is normal. Needless to say, I got away from that side of the family as soon as I could.

Unfortunately, I have some younger cousins there now. I couldn’t save them.

I really can’t begin to explain how stupid all of the people that have posted on this so far are. This video isn’t a resume, its reagan demonstrating some of the yells used at A&M. No, they don’t have cheer leaders, they have yell leaders. Why?, because it was a male military academy since 1876, so obviously for a hundred years they didn’t have any girls to do the cheering. Five yell leaders use the call signs to signal all 80,000 aggies in the stadium to do the same yell, its pretty amazing to see that many people getting loud together, and actually making sense.

Latent homosexuality, thy name is Aggie.

I don’t care what anyone says, this is pure gold. This proves you can put the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack to ANYTHING and make it fucking RULE.

+100 Cocktails to the Aggie for choosing that accompaniment.

Yeah fine, strange Aggies, college football’s persistent anthropological curiosity…

what about this drunk elephant and Dale Chihuly exhibit suggestion? Total winner so far as I’m concerned – I’ve got a dozen crates of Popov and a couple of sacks of peanuts from Five Guys because that always works as bait in the cartoons… who knows where the glassware is? Let’s see if we can pop that eyepatch off!

You should be careful, Swindle, there is literally enough similarly awkward Aggie stuff on the internets for you to run this whole blog at only a slightly reduced level of hilarity for many moons.

The Aggies say something along the lines of “From the outside you can’t understand it, from the inside you can’t explain it.” Sounds cute. What other kinds of organizations fit that descrip-ohyeahitsacultnowIremember!

Is this the same guy that said that Joe Paterno needed to die?

Why does that remind me of another clip that was posted here not too long ago?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

please someone tell me what the hell he is doing

is this some sort of masturbatory instruction video?

thank you

Well, given the numerous “up yours” gestures, I’m guessing this guy is Italian. That, or he is simply demonstrating what he wants done to him.

He’s an Aggie? Then odds are, it’s the latter…

@ #26
Why?, because it was a male military academy since 1876, so obviously for a hundred years they didn’t have any girls to do the cheering.

Ohh…ok, now I get it. So instead of getting some hot Texas ass cheek to lead the cheers, you still have 5 guys who jerk off in front of 80,000 people that drives them wild. Look, traditions are great, but this one just seems a little out dated and… uh…well,… you know. Why not give em some racoon coats and pennants too.
I do have a friend that says that the A&M band is something to see at halftime…..so you got that going for ya….which is nice.

I’d much rather see Daniel Day Lewis running through the forest in a loin cloth than see a wannabe gay milkman practicing obscene hand gestures to the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack.

#35, you said it. But I’ll say it again…

#26, this is a perfect example of why some traditions were born out of necessity at the time, and should just die out when modern alternatives become available.

Besides, every guy cheerleader I ever knew was either flamingly gay or a date-raping douchebag.

WHAT A FUCKING HOMO!!!!