Texas? How do you know it's Texas just from looking at the subject line? Oh, easy: only in Texas is the word "Reload" a solid foundation for a campaign slogan. Vote for him and his vast collection of mystifying hand gestures for Aggie Yell Leader, and if you don't know why, please examine his video resume for evidence of his amazing skills.

We really don't know what to do with this other than applaud. Mind you, that's the kind of applause we would make if we saw a drunken elephant rampage through a Chihuly exhibit: the desperate applause of clapping for an undefined and thrilling something. But that noise, Reagan? We're clapping, and reloading.