PETE CARROLL MAY EXPLODE TODAY
Stay at least a kilometer away from Pete Carroll today: he is jacked to a point of DANGEROUS EXCITEMENT.
If you see a bright star somewhere over University Park today in Los Angeles, then the next stage in human evolution has begun. You’ll recognize it because Pete Carroll’s Blackberry will be repeating the message “ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE COLISEUM ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE USE THEM TOGETHER USE THEM IN PEACE” and broadcasting it worldwide. Also: monoliths, like, everywhere man.
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TideDruid says:
Where’s Carroll’s Mini-McConaughey?
March 25th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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kleph says:
the mayflower project has sprung into action.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
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Kenny says:
There’s going to be a halftime interview somewhere in the 2008 season and the camera will get too unfortunately close. If the glow doesn’t fuse the lens or burn your retinas we’ll learn that Pete Carroll is actually a Stepford Coach.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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ThreenOut says:
Boom mother….
March 25th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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Whohah says:
Man, now we have to compete with a Star Child in the Pac-10? Jesus…
March 25th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
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Dinknflicka says:
My God, Pete Carroll is full of stars!
March 25th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
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The Birddog says:
His roster is, anyway.
March 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
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Robert says:
Soooo Pete is transcending? Yeah! Now I know exactly where he is on campus all the time!
March 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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jd says:
i thought i was the only one that saw 2010.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
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Conan D'Amato says:
I knew Stanford was lying about the disease outbreak at Clavius….oh, and winning the game last year, too.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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Steve says:
So is it the next stage in evolution like “Heroes”, or like the ending in “Akira”?
March 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm