PETE CARROLL MAY EXPLODE TODAY
by Orson on Mar 25, 2008 1:46 PM EDT
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PrintStay at least a kilometer away from Pete Carroll today: he is jacked to a point of DANGEROUS EXCITEMENT.
If you see a bright star somewhere over University Park today in Los Angeles, then the next stage in human evolution has begun. You'll recognize it because Pete Carroll's Blackberry will be repeating the message "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE COLISEUM ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE USE THEM TOGETHER USE THEM IN PEACE" and broadcasting it worldwide. Also: monoliths, like, everywhere man.
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There’s going to be a halftime interview somewhere in the 2008 season and the camera will get too unfortunately close. If the glow doesn’t fuse the lens or burn your retinas we’ll learn that Pete Carroll is actually a Stepford Coach.
by Kenny on Mar 25, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
Man, now we have to compete with a Star Child in the Pac-10? Jesus…
by Whohah on Mar 25, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
Soooo Pete is transcending? Yeah! Now I know exactly where he is on campus all the time!
by Robert on Mar 25, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
I knew Stanford was lying about the disease outbreak at Clavius….oh, and winning the game last year, too.
by Conan D'Amato on Mar 25, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
So is it the next stage in evolution like “Heroes”, or like the ending in “Akira”?
by Steve on Mar 25, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
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