PETE CARROLL MAY EXPLODE TODAY
Stay at least a kilometer away from Pete Carroll today: he is jacked to a point of DANGEROUS EXCITEMENT.
If you see a bright star somewhere over University Park today in Los Angeles, then the next stage in human evolution has begun. You’ll recognize it because Pete Carroll’s Blackberry will be repeating the message “ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT THE COLISEUM ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE USE THEM TOGETHER USE THEM IN PEACE” and broadcasting it worldwide. Also: monoliths, like, everywhere man.
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Pacific 10 Conference by Orson Swindle
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Where’s Carroll’s Mini-McConaughey?
Comment by TideDruid — March 25, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
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the mayflower project has sprung into action.
Comment by kleph — March 25, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
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There’s going to be a halftime interview somewhere in the 2008 season and the camera will get too unfortunately close. If the glow doesn’t fuse the lens or burn your retinas we’ll learn that Pete Carroll is actually a Stepford Coach.
Comment by Kenny — March 25, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
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Boom mother….
Comment by ThreenOut — March 25, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
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Man, now we have to compete with a Star Child in the Pac-10? Jesus…
Comment by Whohah — March 25, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
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My God, Pete Carroll is full of stars!
Comment by Dinknflicka — March 25, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
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His roster is, anyway.
Comment by The Birddog — March 25, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
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Soooo Pete is transcending? Yeah! Now I know exactly where he is on campus all the time!
Comment by Robert — March 25, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
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i thought i was the only one that saw 2010.
Comment by jd — March 25, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
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I knew Stanford was lying about the disease outbreak at Clavius….oh, and winning the game last year, too.
Comment by Conan D'Amato — March 25, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
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So is it the next stage in evolution like “Heroes”, or like the ending in “Akira”?
Comment by Steve — March 25, 2008 @ 3:30 pm