Comments on: JIM TRESSEL, UNFAIRLY EXCERPTED.

By: Expat Ohioan

Expat Ohioan — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:13:50 +0000

Cargo shorts and tassel loafers? To think the sweatervest is not the worst part of his wardrobe.

If I were him, I would shave the dogs come September, except for the part that would be a little sweatervest.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:07:02 +0000

With white zin. No red wine for the Tressels or the rest of Ohio, too hoity-toity.

By: Hobnail_Boot

Hobnail_Boot — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:02:32 +0000

Could’ve sworn it was spelled TresseLL, with 2 big L’s at the end.

By: StageCoach

StageCoach — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:10:58 +0000

@ 17

Yes

By: Coop

Coop — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:43:36 +0000

Oh, and the blonde daughter’s rack will be at her waist in 20 years without the assistance of a plastic surgeon.

Otherwise, cute girl, and good for Tressel, all around.

By: Coop

Coop — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:41:51 +0000

OOC,

I see you use the same name on Rivals.

I read your response on FGF, that message board is comedy plutonium, platinum, etc because it is so much superior to gold, to Garcia getting busted for another MIP. Obviously I am not up on my “urban slang.” I don’t want to be either.

Moving on…

1) How stupid of a person do you have to be to have this many run-ins with the law in a span of 14 months?

Also, how stupid of a person do you have to be to name your child after a cartoon penguin from the movie “Happy Feet?” Garcia and his Junior College girlfriend will make excellent parents.

God help that poor child. A feature on “Cops” is obviously imminent.

2) Does this constitute a violation of Spurrier’s “last chance,” policy with the future of South Carolina football?

Probably not, because you don’t have another capable QB on your roster, as you know.

Willy Korn is too busy studying his playbook, going to church, and balling his girlfriend, with protection naturally, when God is not looking to get ticketed or arrested 5 or 6 times in a 14 month span.

3) SEBaseball.com over Gamecock Central? Or both?

Yeah, you guys certainly have us in baseball this year, but I hear Carolina would love to host you again for another Super Regional.

By: Mike Pigott

Mike Pigott — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:38:07 +0000

“The coaches� families eat Woody Hayes.”

Is this the University of Ohio State’s version of communion/ the body of Christ?

By: Pants McPants

Pants McPants — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:50:54 +0000

Ugh. Little yip dogs.
Oh well, beats cats…I guess…

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:38:33 +0000

naaaah, she’s not bad: http://www.coachtressel.com/images/Tressel_Jim_family.jpg

No Urban Meyer Spawn, but then, at least a far cry from the Mangino girls.

Looks like they got another kicking-dog though in the meantime.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:25:28 +0000

Or this one
“Tressel made sure a handful of players had money in their pocket. “

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:13:00 +0000

Oh this one is going to be fun.

“He tries to set a speaking calendar in June, and he tries to schedule two events in the same mens room.”

“I’m dumb” he said.

“Anytime he can count, a few fans bring him dick and an old caboose”

“Tressel was burned on Mothers Day”

By: I'M A MAN, I'M FORTY

I'M A MAN, I'M FORTY — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:03:44 +0000

Did JT mention the trail of dead prostitutes from Youngstown to Columbus.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:50:06 +0000

#5… I didn’t know that he made trips out of the Big XII to do that.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:43:22 +0000

Everyone talking about standing daughter is looking at the chest. The face is a JPEG Pixelated mess.

I wonder if the Tressel Femmes wear Sweaterbras.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:39:44 +0000

Amazing that it took 3 comments to bring up the daughter standing up…I had the over/under set up at comment number one.

#4 Kent: +1 to you sir.