JIM TRESSEL, UNFAIRLY EXCERPTED.

Is Tressel eating his spinach in that pic?

Drapes?!!??? Tressel don’t use no drapes.

He uses Blinds. No-See-Ums, paypull.

The daughter standing up is pretty hot

One dog is named Lloyd, the other Rich. They are both bitches.

They forgot a quote:

“About once a month, Brent Musberger will come over, bring a six pack of Miller Lite, and give my balls a tongue-tickling like nothing this side of the Mississippi.” said Tressel.

“Brent wants me to commit to one man, but I can’t. He knows my angry bottom commitment to Les.”

I woder where on the property did Tressel bury Steve Bellisari? Outback.

woder = wonder

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I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.

The first time I set eyes on her, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.

Amazing that it took 3 comments to bring up the daughter standing up…I had the over/under set up at comment number one.

1. Kent: +1 to you sir.

Everyone talking about standing daughter is looking at the chest. The face is a JPEG Pixelated mess.

I wonder if the Tressel Femmes wear Sweaterbras.

#5… I didn’t know that he made trips out of the Big XII to do that.

Did JT mention the trail of dead prostitutes from Youngstown to Columbus.

Oh this one is going to be fun.

“He tries to set a speaking calendar in June, and he tries to schedule two events in the same mens room.”

“I’m dumb” he said.

“Anytime he can count, a few fans bring him dick and an old caboose”

“Tressel was burned on Mothers Day”

Or this one
“Tressel made sure a handful of players had money in their pocket. "

naaaah, she’s not bad: http://www.coachtressel.com/images/Tressel_Jim_family.jpg

No Urban Meyer Spawn, but then, at least a far cry from the Mangino girls.

Looks like they got another kicking-dog though in the meantime.

Ugh. Little yip dogs.
Oh well, beats cats…I guess…

“The coaches’ families eat Woody Hayes.”

Is this the University of Ohio State’s version of communion/ the body of Christ?

OOC,

I see you use the same name on Rivals.

I read your response on FGF, that message board is comedy plutonium, platinum, etc because it is so much superior to gold, to Garcia getting busted for another MIP. Obviously I am not up on my “urban slang.” I don’t want to be either.

Moving on…

1) How stupid of a person do you have to be to have this many run-ins with the law in a span of 14 months?

Also, how stupid of a person do you have to be to name your child after a cartoon penguin from the movie “Happy Feet?” Garcia and his Junior College girlfriend will make excellent parents.

God help that poor child. A feature on “Cops” is obviously imminent.

2) Does this constitute a violation of Spurrier’s “last chance,” policy with the future of South Carolina football?

Probably not, because you don’t have another capable QB on your roster, as you know.

Willy Korn is too busy studying his playbook, going to church, and balling his girlfriend, with protection naturally, when God is not looking to get ticketed or arrested 5 or 6 times in a 14 month span.

3) SEBaseball.com over Gamecock Central? Or both?

Yeah, you guys certainly have us in baseball this year, but I hear Carolina would love to host you again for another Super Regional. ;)

Oh, and the blonde daughter’s rack will be at her waist in 20 years without the assistance of a plastic surgeon.

Otherwise, cute girl, and good for Tressel, all around.

@ 17

Yes

Could’ve sworn it was spelled TresseLL, with 2 big L’s at the end.

17

With white zin. No red wine for the Tressels or the rest of Ohio, too hoity-toity.

Cargo shorts and tassel loafers? To think the sweatervest is not the worst part of his wardrobe.

If I were him, I would shave the dogs come September, except for the part that would be a little sweatervest.