Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 3/24/08

By: LarryMunson'sHead

LarryMunson'sHead — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:19:06 +0000

I bet on red AND black

By: oc phil

oc phil — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:50:29 +0000

Bryan @ 23. No USC’s band won’t play one of the crappiest pieces of pop-crap ever to be foisted on the public.

But I’d bet that Stanford’s band will play it when USC visits.

By: StageCoach

StageCoach — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:37:33 +0000

Orson

“…Red or black, fifty-fifty…”

EXACTLY the mindset the casinos want you to have regarding odds.

Allow me to introduce you to the green 0 and 00. They pay you 1-to-1 if you win on red or black (Wesley Snipes or not), but the odds of winning are on the light side of equal. It is called “house edge” and, sadly, is perfectly legal, if somewhat unsporting.

By: fdog

fdog — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:50:37 +0000

fulmer cup updates:

http://www.thestate.com/gamecocks/story/355106.html

3 more gamecocks arrested for underage drinking, one of whom was cited again later on that day for starting a fire in his dorm room (probably as a result of dropping his bong and lighting the floor on fire).

By: Harris

Harris — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:48:57 +0000

Pfft, trying to retain your dignity in Las Vegas. You poor sap. You were doomed from the start.

By: Mike Pigott

Mike Pigott — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:44:30 +0000

Sanchez?!?

Pete Carroll is a fucking idiot. Doesn’t he know what can happen when you “Do the Nutt” to Ma Mustain?

By: GTMan

GTMan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:00:39 +0000

Games against UNC count just like games against Appalachian State count – just ask Michigan (PING!) Winning gets you nothing, but losing…well, that’s another thing altogether.

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:07:37 +0000

Some footage of Holly would have enhanced that production.

(that’s not a man-purse, we hope)

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:05:46 +0000

Holy shit. This:

Roderick �MMM, Paste� Green, who received the score after eating half the test and then curling up on the floor for a well-overdue nap.

almost made me cough up a lung laughing. I don’t know why, but that’s hilarious. Thanks Orson.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:58:10 +0000

The question is whether the USC band is bright enough to play Poison’s “Talk Dirty to Me” for Dirty Sanchez

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4qVJnhZwWY

Viva la Dirty!

Fight On!

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:07:46 +0000

Wesley Snipes laughs at you Orson

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:56:14 +0000

Cap, you’re not referring to the War of Northern Aggression, are you? ‘Cause there’s no need to be angry about that until it’s actually over, you know.

By: for the glory of old state

for the glory of old state — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:42:59 +0000

Can I nominate Pete Carroll’s “French Toast” comment from the new Nike Sparq commerical as a new t-shirt? Pete Carroll running joke tag line? Something?

By: robert

robert — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:19:32 +0000

I thought Wesley Snipes told us to always bet on black?

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:07:54 +0000

i would go to bed happy each and every single night if the saban truly maintained and operated his own facebook page. but alas, he doesn’t have time for…(i’m so tired of this joke.)