Comments on: MOUSTACHE THURSDAY: MARK SPITZ

By: Irwin Fletcher

Irwin Fletcher — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:11:05 +0000

Dick tickler fur shure.

By: Brandon Cox's Vagina

Brandon Cox's Vagina — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:57:39 +0000

#14 – Reminds me of a bad joke.

Why does Mexico not have a good Olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

By: hunglikehussainsmother

hunglikehussainsmother — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:28:21 +0000

I love speedos!

By: Mark D

Mark D — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:58:09 +0000

If you want to know which high school in your state is the “whitest,” just see which ones have swim teams that are perrenial powers. It’s not that minorities can’t excel at swimming (or tennis, or cross-country), but why would they want to?

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:17:20 +0000

I’m pretty sure my mom would have left either of her husbands for Elvis if he made the offer. I’m not so sure he didn’t. I’m a hunk of burning love myself, so I could be a Elvis-spawn and my mom was the president of the local Elvis fan club in the town she lived in growing up.

That Spitz photo keeps wanting me to say, “Swimming medals- The White Man’s Bling, yo!”

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:09:56 +0000

Spitz or Swallow?

By: sb

sb — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:05:11 +0000

It never occurred to me that I could have been a “Spitz-spawn”, nor that my mother ever wanted to fuck the living shit out of anything…am I naive? On another note, and from a hetero-male perspective…that guy looks gay, and that moustache is no more than a mouth-muff.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:27:29 +0000

I like to go swimming with bow-legged women.

By: I'M A MAN - I"M FORTY

I'M A MAN - I"M FORTY — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:26:05 +0000

Chop Blocking son of a bitch. With every gold medal he lost a bit of his soul.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:25:19 +0000

I also like swimmers, but they have to be non-East German females.

By: kleph

kleph — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:59:35 +0000

nice helmet.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:44:29 +0000

How much faster could he have swum without the stache and eyebrows? I used swum in a sentence!

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:15:59 +0000

Greg Louganis: I’d hit it.

By: TideDruid

TideDruid — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:12:54 +0000

My mother was more of an Andy Garcia fan honestly….

By: The Nature Boy

The Nature Boy — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:01:41 +0000

Is it Unibrow Thursday too?