Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 3/19/08

By: Big Ten Joe

Big Ten Joe — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:26:57 +0000

I wonder if the family friend is familiar with Chapter 12 of Title 26 of the United States Code. I doubt it.

By: AUGrad

AUGrad — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:15:53 +0000

Heard from a big UM fan that Pryor was gifted a new corvette by a family friend “for graduating high school”.

Apparently the family friend just “happens” to be highly involved with Buckeyes.

By: Sherlock Hemlock

Sherlock Hemlock — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:05:50 +0000

He’s all Buckeye, beyotches.

Oh, and comparing him to whiter-than-Orson Ryan Leaf is racist, like he’s riding dirty, inventing AIDS, and scaring Obama’s pasty white Nana with his blactasticity. Suck it.

By: Carlinthemarlin

Carlinthemarlin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:49:10 +0000

“he�s got aspirations of being Ryan Leaf”

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not say things we can’t take back.

By: Yinka Double Dare

Yinka Double Dare — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:35:53 +0000

5, 7: Of course, Clausen does still look like an emu, so he’ll LOOK like a bigger asshat than Pryor almost no matter what.

Regardless of where Pryor goes I think we’re looking at minimum one Fightin’ in da Club contribution to the Fulmer Cup during his career.

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:01:43 +0000

That clip would be aw-sum if they weren’t pantomiming.

By: DanF

DanF — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:59:06 +0000

excellent kinks right there.
As a PSU fan, i expect to see Pryor at OSU. And can only hope this gives Joe less of a leg to stand on when he inevitably tries to coach into his 90’s.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:57:18 +0000

beckett929 said: “Pryor is proving its possible to be a bigger asshat than Jimmy Clausen�.”

Which before now was assumed to be impossible by most of the scientific community.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:53:05 +0000

Beautiful Flying V by Dave Davies. Nice prom tux shirts too.

By: beckett929

beckett929 — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:52:29 +0000

Pryor is proving its possible to be a bigger asshat than Jimmy Clausen…. he’s got aspirations of being Ryan Leaf

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:52:09 +0000

Paying with pennies is like tipping strippers with silver dollars. A totally awesome yet sadly unfeasible idea that just makes people around you angry.

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:48:14 +0000

+100 ~~pennies~~ cocktails to Ground0. That may be the funniest comedy sketch that has ever aired on any TV show in existence.

On an unrelated note, I’m already sick of Terrelle Pryor.

By: Ground0EastLansing

Ground0EastLansing — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:20:54 +0000

What are ass pennies?

What you do, is you take $400,000 in pennies, and shove them all up your ass – one at a time of course, and then mail them in the University of Hawaii.

Why would I want to shove that many pennies up my ass?

Well, people are going to need change, right? And the University will give it back to them in pennies. Then you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that the state of Hawaii is handling something you had in your ass.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:20:32 +0000

Penny lover, don’t you walk on by.
Penny lover, don’t you make me cry.