CALL US RAINBOW 7: LAS VEGAS FANDANGORAMA

Leaving at 7:30 am tommorow myself. Good luck.

Meth is on the Orange and White People list. C’mon, now.

P.S. Thanks for the “drunk white women” tag. Bye, everyone. Nice knowing you.

I wish I knew what Twitter was.

It will kill your entire day. It’s excellent. Join usssssss.

What, no Tumblr feed?

leaving tonight at 8:30. one of my comrades is an attorney in the DA’s office, say hello to a get out of jail free card.

The only time I’ve ever been to Vegas (well, other than for 9 hours overnight with my parents and little siblings on a three-week family road trip out west) was the Wednesday-Sunday the first week of March Madness six years ago. One of my buddies from college had gone that weekend with a couple of his fraternity brothers every year since he turned 21, and he occasionally invited me along, but I was never able to go for financial or scheduling reasons.

Then, a couple months before our oldest child was born, my wife told me that if I wanted to go, I better go that year. So I did. Three of the best days of my life.

I need to go back, but I fear going at a time other than the first days of the Tourney might be a disappointment. Fortunately there are other distractions in Vegas (so I’ve been told).

Do they still have the auditorium/theater in Paris set up like a huge sportsbook with three games being projected on jumbo screens? That was my favorite place to watch the games. I liked a lot of the other sportsbooks too, but the setup in that theater was pretty sweet.

A Dead Kennedys reference? On my EDSBS?

whenever you encounter any type of adversity on this glorious endeavor just remember the most important rule – drink through it.

a dead kennedys reference? where? jello is the man

As most P&C (Charleston, SC) readers know, there is a weekly pro wrestling column on Sunday, and Wrestlemania will be Flair’s last match.

I hope he gets the title again, or that he is at least wrestling for the title.

@9

One of the tags is “Holiday in Cambodia”.

Don’t break the internets with all that posting good sir. Last time you lit up the webs, your furious typing caused a tornado.

Do take lots of pictures of:
1) Old Ladies playing video poker wearing sweatshirts with lots of kittens on them.
2) Old dudes with those radiation goggle sunglasses, yea you know what I mean, you went to school in FL.
3) B list celebs
4) chicks working “the skank shift”
5) People wearing mardi gras beads
6) Old high roller Cowboy dudes with young women, or any combination thereof of Asian or Middle Eastern guys doing the same.
7) making it rain

And this is on the house: There is an In-n-Out Burger in Vegas, just so you’re aware.

This image got me through last season:

http://img.impiri.us/usc/flairusc.gif

Thank you, Ric Flair.

More importantly, there is a Jimmy John’s in Vegas. Counting the hours…

Holly, Its because of the bread. Its all in the bread.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3301997

Brandon Ore kicked off the Virginia Tech football team.

Well, I hope his fanhood is better for us than it was for Huckabee.

waitaminnit, aren’t you supposed to take manhattan first?

Stay away from that In ‘n’ Out on Flamingo. Just trust me on this one. Jimmy John’s? Oh, Hell to the Yeah!

Booze??? I thought ether was Vegas’ drug! That coupled with a “head full of acid”

Only sad part is, with the time zone thing, we wont be getting any updates until Noon, easy.

I’m so jealous of Orson right now. He’s taking the exact vacation I’ve wanted to go on for about 3 years now. Vegas for the first weekend of the NCAA tourney. All those big screen TVs, all those free drinks… tears soak my cubicle desk.

Also, after reading the first couple of pages of BHGP, I think I need to add it to my regular rotation. Nice work.

the first time i was in vegas was during the first weekend of the NCAA tournament, 1999 – had to check into the hotel using our fake id’s, b/c none of us were 21 – while there, i made my favorite sports bet of all time: Duke -40 vs. Tulsa in the second round – i just remember thinging “Duke by 40? i’d be stupid not to take that much chalk” – Duke covered, winning by 41

a word to the wise: drink only screwdrivers or bloody mary’s (or something else with a vitamin c based mixer) – stamina and health are important, and trust me, there’s no vitamins or minerals in whiskey

Also, if you go to the Spearmint Rhino do not take your Amex or any other card with no, or a very high, limit. Trust me on this one Orson. Trust me.

Re: Comment 13, Item 7

. . . or making it hail.

I will be receiving the key to the city of Columbia on March 24 when Raw is in the Colonial Center. Mayor Bob is declaring March 24 Ric Flair day. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!