SMQ’s already on the long march toward the season with his extremely premature assessment of Ball State. Did you know that both David Letterman and Jim Davis both graduated from Ball State? (Garfield Without Garfield, btw, really is better than the strip ever was, even to seven year old eyes.) Or that the founder of Papa John’s pizza bought the naming rights to Louisville’s Stadium, but is REALLY A BALL STATE ALUM?!?!?!?!

This and actual football-like content, all in one package. Oh, and one more fun fact: David Letterman’s private charity is named The American Foundation for Courtesy and Grooming. This and the 80 ton hydraulic press skit are enough to merit canonization for America’s gaptoothed saint.

Thanks, Dave. You’re the reason our student loans are twice what they should be. In all fairness, though, it was pretty sweet convincing Citibank to pay for an International Affairs Masters and our own 80 ton hydraulic press.