TO SIR, WITH LOLZ.
Holly has very sad news for you. Be jacked and pumped, but only in the saddest of ways.
Server glitch? Price of fame? Low-level NCAA violation potential? Who knows, but one way or another Pete Carroll’s Facebook profile is no more. And while it brought us all incalculable joy to tread just a little closer to his radiance, I have to say—as a mortal being of woman born, having to look at his status updates every morning was forcing me to examine my life in ways I’m not sure I was ready for.
February 22:
February 25:
March 1:
March 8:
March 13:
I’ll miss you, sir. But my self-worth is drinking to your departure.
[HT: The Great Barstoolio, who screencapped my face ten times.]
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robert says:
You missed my personal favorites: “Pete Carroll is rocking out to some Foo Fighters.” and “Pete Carroll had a great time this weekend but is looking forward to work on Monday!”
Who is this leader of MEN?
March 17th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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CKGator says:
I’m so relieved–I thought he unfriended me because of that incident at the grotto last week…
March 17th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
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jebus says:
He’s gone from my life just as quickly as he appeared, like a tempest.
Farewell, sweet prince (of being stoked).
March 17th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
thanks Holly for giving me a new screen saver… which I will explain to my gf as the picture of the woman who invented the “spread eagle” offensive formation
she may not believe, but for a while I will get to fantasize about my new futbawl buddy and our secret “huddle talk”
March 17th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
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Holly says:
Here to help.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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mlmintampa says:
Checking someone’s facebook status feels so creppy, but once you start updating your own with ‘Client No. 9′ references you don’t feel so wierd.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
Were you able to uncover his secret source of energy? (Since he’s in L.A. I’m assuming it’s yayo, but Pete seems to hide the mouth twitchiness and sniffles many a cokehead sports.)
March 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
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meatybob says:
There’s reality, and then there’s Pete Carroll. Jealous of that asshole.
March 17th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
All ten times were a pleasure and not the least bit creppy.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
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Holly says:
How many people can I call up past midnight and ask them to screencap my status updates, and have them do it without a second thought? You’re a national treasure.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
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The Great Barstoolio says:
DO NOT BRING NICHOLAS CAGE INTO OUR LOVE.
March 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
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Mike and His Four Noble Truths says:
Red hair and a pasty complexion? I think today is somone’s favorite day!
March 17th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
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Holly says:
I’M NOT PASTY; I’M ALABASTER.
(Wait, were you talking about me?)
March 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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Mike and His Four Noble Truths says:
Yes, and my apologies for the pasty comment, maam. I meant lily white.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
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Holly says:
That’s more like it.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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oc phil says:
I thought the issue was “red hair” in combination with “drinks heavily” makes this one of the best days of the year.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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Holly says:
Being translucently pale goes along with it, sadly.
March 17th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
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Mike and His Four Noble Truths says:
So is a “Property of St. Patrick” picture out of the question for today?
March 17th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
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Holly says:
Completely, and it’s not because I’m a bad sport. This is why.
March 17th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
At least being Property of Tebow grants you Certified Christian status.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:04 am
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oc phil says:
#19 Damn, I hate it when one jerk spoils things for everyone. I hope at least it was someone who knew your mom in person. If somebody tracked her down and found her only because of the blogs that would be too stalkeriffic.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:54 pm