Holly has very sad news for you. Be jacked and pumped, but only in the saddest of ways.

Server glitch? Price of fame? Low-level NCAA violation potential? Who knows, but one way or another Pete Carroll's Facebook profile is no more. And while it brought us all incalculable joy to tread just a little closer to his radiance, I have to say---as a mortal being of woman born, having to look at his status updates every morning was forcing me to examine my life in ways I'm not sure I was ready for.

February 22:

February 25:

March 1:

March 8:

March 13:

I'll miss you, sir. But my self-worth is drinking to your departure.

[HT: The Great Barstoolio, who screencapped my face ten times.]