TO SIR, WITH LOLZ.
Holly has very sad news for you. Be jacked and pumped, but only in the saddest of ways.
Server glitch? Price of fame? Low-level NCAA violation potential? Who knows, but one way or another Pete Carroll’s Facebook profile is no more. And while it brought us all incalculable joy to tread just a little closer to his radiance, I have to say—as a mortal being of woman born, having to look at his status updates every morning was forcing me to examine my life in ways I’m not sure I was ready for.
February 22:
February 25:
March 1:
March 8:
March 13:
I’ll miss you, sir. But my self-worth is drinking to your departure.
[HT: The Great Barstoolio, who screencapped my face ten times.]
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, bizarro superman says you're welcome, drunk white women, how deep is your love?, pain pain pain by Holly
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You missed my personal favorites: “Pete Carroll is rocking out to some Foo Fighters.” and “Pete Carroll had a great time this weekend but is looking forward to work on Monday!”
Who is this leader of MEN?
Comment by robert — March 17, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
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I’m so relieved–I thought he unfriended me because of that incident at the grotto last week…
Comment by CKGator — March 17, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
3
He’s gone from my life just as quickly as he appeared, like a tempest.
Farewell, sweet prince (of being stoked).
Comment by jebus — March 17, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
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thanks Holly for giving me a new screen saver… which I will explain to my gf as the picture of the woman who invented the “spread eagle” offensive formation
she may not believe, but for a while I will get to fantasize about my new futbawl buddy and our secret “huddle talk”
Comment by Futbawl Fan — March 17, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
5
Here to help.
Comment by Holly — March 17, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
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Checking someone’s facebook status feels so creppy, but once you start updating your own with ‘Client No. 9′ references you don’t feel so wierd.
Comment by mlmintampa — March 17, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
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Were you able to uncover his secret source of energy? (Since he’s in L.A. I’m assuming it’s yayo, but Pete seems to hide the mouth twitchiness and sniffles many a cokehead sports.)
Comment by Will (the other one) — March 17, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
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There’s reality, and then there’s Pete Carroll. Jealous of that asshole.
Comment by meatybob — March 17, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
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All ten times were a pleasure and not the least bit creppy.
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — March 17, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
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How many people can I call up past midnight and ask them to screencap my status updates, and have them do it without a second thought? You’re a national treasure.
Comment by Holly — March 17, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
11
DO NOT BRING NICHOLAS CAGE INTO OUR LOVE.
Comment by The Great Barstoolio — March 17, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
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Red hair and a pasty complexion? I think today is somone’s favorite day!
Comment by Mike and His Four Noble Truths — March 17, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
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I’M NOT PASTY; I’M ALABASTER.
(Wait, were you talking about me?)
Comment by Holly — March 17, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
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Yes, and my apologies for the pasty comment, maam. I meant lily white.
Comment by Mike and His Four Noble Truths — March 17, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
15
That’s more like it.
Comment by Holly — March 17, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
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I thought the issue was “red hair” in combination with “drinks heavily” makes this one of the best days of the year.
Comment by oc phil — March 17, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
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Being translucently pale goes along with it, sadly.
Comment by Holly — March 17, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
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So is a “Property of St. Patrick” picture out of the question for today?
Comment by Mike and His Four Noble Truths — March 17, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
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Completely, and it’s not because I’m a bad sport. This is why.
Comment by Holly — March 17, 2008 @ 4:50 pm
20
At least being Property of Tebow grants you Certified Christian status.
Comment by Allahver Fist — March 18, 2008 @ 8:04 am
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#19 Damn, I hate it when one jerk spoils things for everyone. I hope at least it was someone who knew your mom in person. If somebody tracked her down and found her only because of the blogs that would be too stalkeriffic.
Comment by oc phil — March 18, 2008 @ 3:54 pm