FULMER CUPDATE: MISSOURI LIGHTS IT UP!

by Orson on Mar 17, 2008 5:21 PM EDT

We know it's a long season, and we're just getting into things, and there's so many months left to go, but holy fucking shit, Missouri. You want this crown like a dog wants a tennis ball under the couch.

Marquise X. Booker, sophomore linebacker, don't put up with no motherfucking nonsense in his motherfucking parking lot from people on the motherfucking balcony.

Several residents who were playing video games inside a third-floor apartment complained of loud yelling and shouting coming from outside, Capt. Stephen Monticelli said.

Witnesses reported seeing six black men yelling and arguing from a parking lot with several people on a second-floor balcony.

Monticelli said the argument quickly escalated, and Booker "threatened to light the place up," went to a car and retrieved a handgun.

Booker is accused of cocking the gun but did not point the weapon at any victims, Monticelli said.

The important news for Tigers fans is that Jeremy Maclin (code name: Weapon M) was queried, but not charged with anything in the incident. Booker, however, was charged with suspicion of unlawful use of a weapon and an underage liquor law violation, a two and one point combo that earns Missouri three more points in the Fulmer Cup. That takes Missouri up to seventeen points, a formidable stack of points in any year's race. Someone's gonna have to step up with the rash decision-making and poorly estimated risk/reward typical of 19 year olds to make this thing a race again.

Oh, and Marquise? You're gonna have to learn to light it up the right way: not with guns and violence...but with an electric jacket and sweet, Germanophilic harmonies, baby.

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The Buff should get the Bac to go after the Hoff (as opposed to the Log) for his Chezburger movie. The Hoff has done good work in the past with burgers.

by sonofsamford on Mar 17, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

“Marquis, you’re going to have to promise me that you won’t get any alcohol tonight. Ok? Coach Pinkel is going to come by in the morning and if there is any alcohol in your system, you’re off the team”

Kitt must’ve had an in-car breathalyzer.

by Mike and His Four Noble Truths on Mar 17, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions

Nicht den Hoff hasselen, as the Germans like to say.

by DC Trojan on Mar 17, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions

anyone else think a Mizzou – Wf’nVU game would be the same score as the FC is now, 17-14…. at the end of the 1st quarter….

by beckett92 on Mar 17, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions

I can see the promo now:

August 31st! Mizzu! Illinois! The last two Fulmer Cup Champions battle it out in St. Louis with the College Football Belt on the line! Don’t miss it!

by John on Mar 17, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions

Missouri has done more to convince me they may be for real in the Fulmer Cup race than anything they accomplished against their marshmallowy soft conference schedule. A program willing to cut the corners necessary to get this many reprobates and future inmates on one team is serious about being a national (or at least Big 12 North) power, lawya.

by Chg on Mar 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions

I get older – Fulmer Cuppers stay the same age.

Alright.

by Bagger Douche on Mar 18, 2008 1:22 AM EDT reply actions

Apparently this is how the newly competitive Mizzou program handles a BCS snub. “OK, guys, we got jobbed out of the Orange Bowl because people still didn’t think we were really a ‘big-time’ program. Well, now we’re gonna start acting like one.” Z-144-weapons charge fox left underage possession, on three on three!

by Doug on Mar 18, 2008 8:23 AM EDT reply actions

Amazing to see Illinois had 1 player arrested, and rack up 11 points.

If he was at Florida, the Gators would have -2.

by Chris on Mar 18, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

Wrong, Chris. All Gator violations come with Bonus Points for the Home Team. It’d be closer to 20 points for us.

by Allahver Fist on Mar 18, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

You guys are a bunch of fags. You have no idea what your talking about when it comes to football and what disciplinary actions to take. You are just on here because your football program is awful and you have nothing better to do then down grade programs that are doing well. Don’t be douchebags.

by John on Mar 19, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

Congrats Mizzou…you finally finished 1st in something…way to carry on that proud tradition that is MU Athletics…It’s actually getting to the point where it’s no longer fun to laugh at you guys…it’s just too easy. Here’s to your best season ever leading to another early morning bowl game against an unranked opponent.
cheers,
Gator Fan in CoMo

by Gator Fan in CoMo on Apr 24, 2008 11:42 AM EDT reply actions

If you ain’t a missouri fan you ain’t shit. This web site smell like a lot of pieces of shit piling on because “I want to be cool and rip on somebody” Wow tough stuff to handly jackasses.

by sutherland on Apr 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions