DOGS PLAYING FOOTBALL: A TRIUMPH
by Orson on Mar 14, 2008 10:08 AM EDT
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Yes, yes. Quite.Devin Wordley, Art Critic, gesturing at the wall of a gallery: Yes! Quite! A savage excoriation of the Anglo-Germanic-American bloodlust for competition and cheap, facile artifice without edges; yes, a true jab at the hollow, bloody soul of the worker's theatre. Note the use of faux-trope here as the artist cloaks themselves in the sheep's skin in order to come closer for the true kill, working in the cheap mock-airbrush to get his Trojan Horse of an assault on the mores of violent spectacle: a dog's life shrouded in the illusion of glory, a...
Dude: Dude, that's my favorite poster!
DW: Um, yes? Poster, you say?
Dude: Yeah. If you get high and look at it, you will lose your shit. There's no helping it. I mean...they're dogs, man. And they're playing football!!!
DW: Yes, I see now. Dogs playing football.
Dude: You gay?
DW: Yes, yes. I am. A gay man in need of a new art review before deadline this afternoon.
You may purchase Dexter's favorite piece of subversive football art on Amazon for $29.99, marked down from its original $99.99 robbing selling price.
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The referee-dog in the background looks more like Dr. Zaius from “Planet of the Apes.”
by FisheriesDawg on Mar 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Is that Army running a student body right on Florida?
by Mike and His Four Noble Truths on Mar 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Canine Troy Smith just got sacked again.
by Allahver Fist on Mar 14, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
#1
I was gonna say Gary Busey’s mugshot, but I like yours better.
by PW on Mar 14, 2008 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
Dan Mcmanis = Daniel Moore of canine/sports art
Don’t paint any of them red or Alabama will sue your ass off for copyright infringement.
by Mike and His Four Noble Truths on Mar 14, 2008 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
Anyone else notice that Florida’s got a Yorkshire Terrier playing Safety trying to chase down the Border Collie RB?
by CincySooner on Mar 14, 2008 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
I wonder if #7 is bankrolling human fighting.
by Out of Conference on Mar 14, 2008 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
@1 i thought he looked more like a sleestak from “land of the lost.”
by kleph on Mar 14, 2008 11:08 AM EDT reply actions
That tailback is hung like Reggie Nelson’s fuckin’ dog.
by NRBQ on Mar 14, 2008 12:50 PM EDT reply actions
I think the Auburn dog just chop blocked someone’s knee! [do dogs have knees?]
by Sundawg on Mar 14, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
#8, that Gator safety looks more like an ungroomed version of my mother-in-law’s schnauzer…mean little fucker…he likes me alot, too.
by sb on Mar 14, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
@ OOC (No. 9):
Nicely done.
by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Mar 14, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
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