ONE PERSON WHO DOESN’T NEED ORANGE PAINT
Good to see that Jenn Sterger’s still getting work. Well, we don’t actually care if she’s employed or not anyway, but for the good fo the faltering economy we’re happy to see one less person on the streets. Seriously we’re just trying to get to a 35 Seconds plug here. Yup. Any second now. Without saying anything too bad about poor Jenn…
SHE BLENDS IN BECAUSE WITH HER FOUNDATION SHE’S ALREADY ORANGE!!!
Faux-queen remark typed and therefore expelled, we may now move on to two things. One, despite coaching for Tennessee, Bruce Pearl rules. (”There’s a difference between Pat and I. She has talent, and I have no shame.”) Two, Patrick’s doing fine work over at 35 Seconds, and you should read it if you’re into bas-ket-ball. We’ll be really into it in a few minutes, since we’re heading down to the SEC tournament at the Dome shortly.
Filed under: Not strictly college football, but funny, person-like people, playa from the himalaya, snubbin' by Orson Swindle
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Not leather. Pleather.
Comment by Unhappy Monkey — March 13, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
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Last Dragon,
Nothing’s wrong with ‘em. In fact I said they were her best feature.
Besides, like I always say, if you can touch them, they’re real.
Comment by Will (the other one) — March 13, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
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Despite all the things said here…. who still wouldn’t hit it.?
Comment by ThreenOut — March 13, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
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You shouldn’t make fun of her skin color…She might have a severe case of Jaundice
Comment by haybeav — March 13, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
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Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half syphilis, other half clap,
Wild as a mink,
but sweet as soda pop
You’ll regret if you ever hit that.
Pat Summitt gives better head anyways.
Comment by Mike and His Four Noble Truths — March 13, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
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If it wasn’t for the hair, breasts, and semi-lucid monologue I would have sworn it was Lee Corso.
Comment by Picture Me Rollin — March 13, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
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She is Orson’s greatest love, seeds of all his desire, and target of all his derision due to the fact that she once made Brent Musberger sound sensible.
Comment by ness — March 13, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
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Eliot Spitzer would do her.
Comment by baconboy — March 13, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
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Who is she?
Comment by haybeav — March 13, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
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Will - What’s the problem with fake boobs? I love the taste of silicon…..
Comment by Last Dragon — March 13, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
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It doesn’t matter. In the immortal words of [anonymous], show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of fucking her.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — March 13, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
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Beckett,
I would totally hit if not for the series of painful injections soon to follow…
Holly,
That skanky bird better never come to Tuscaloosa or we’ll send Jeremy Elder out to steal her $9000 boobs.
Comment by ness — March 13, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
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Beckett929 - For what its worth, I’ve always maintained that “I’d hit it”.
Comment by Last Dragon — March 13, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
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#9, you must’ve had a poor college experience, or went to Tech…or you think this is 1995 and the only folks online look like Harrry Knowles…
Jen’s most impressive assets were liked granted by a surgeon. I can’t even rate her a 7 until I know how tall she is and whether or not she has a booty.
Comment by Will (the other one) — March 13, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
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Get that fucking slag off my lawn.
Comment by Holly — March 13, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
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Do Not Want.
Comment by Elliot Spitzer — March 13, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
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I think its kinda sad the way a bunch of college football junkies jump at the chance to make fun of a chick thats about 10 rungs higher on the bar-skank ladder than what they usually go home to…. now Pam Ward… I totally get the jokes… noone puts the brakes on an orgy like her… Jenn, is just hot and I sense a ton of jealously in that fact…
Comment by beckett929 — March 13, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
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Way to jump on the Bruce Pearl-painted-himself-orange bandwagon a year late, Jenn.
Comment by The Modern Gal — March 13, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
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Im incredibly drawn and repulsed to that Gucci saddle that is Miss Sterger. If i was half the man Clevon Little was , i’d ride that thing right into town band playing and all, but since her bronzer would ruin my white, high thread count Eqyptian cotton sheets, i would more than likely board her at the local stable in the fake movie set town…she’d fit right in…
“somebodys gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”
Comment by ness — March 13, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
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it was all bruce could do to not motor boat that hooker.
for what its worth i did learn something from that video. all this time i’ve been saying “ster-ger”…turns out its “ster-jur.”
Comment by gerry dorsey — March 13, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
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she could have blended right in w/ Perl’s body paint last year
Comment by ThreenOut — March 13, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
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I hardly recognized her with her clothes on.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — March 13, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
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Jenn was looking a little shiny there.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — March 13, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
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We all appreciate a great Jen joke, but no big fake tits makes this worthless to me.
Comment by odell51 — March 13, 2008 @ 11:42 am
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Wow…have things gone that far downhill for Leather Bags? I was fully expecting Bruce to grope her on camera.
Comment by RaginCajunRebel — March 13, 2008 @ 11:37 am