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ONE PERSON WHO DOESN'T NEED ORANGE PAINT

Good to see that Jenn Sterger's still getting work. Well, we don't actually care if she's employed or not anyway, but for the good fo the faltering economy we're happy to see one less person on the streets. Seriously we're just trying to get to a 35 Seconds plug here. Yup. Any second now. Without saying anything too bad about poor Jenn...

SHE BLENDS IN BECAUSE WITH HER FOUNDATION SHE'S ALREADY ORANGE!!!

Faux-queen remark typed and therefore expelled, we may now move on to two things. One, despite coaching for Tennessee, Bruce Pearl rules. ("There's a difference between Pat and I. She has talent, and I have no shame.") Two, Patrick's doing fine work over at 35 Seconds, and you should read it if you're into bas-ket-ball. We'll be really into it in a few minutes, since we're heading down to the SEC tournament at the Dome shortly.

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Wow…have things gone that far downhill for Leather Bags? I was fully expecting Bruce to grope her on camera.

by RaginCajunRebel on Mar 13, 2008 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We all appreciate a great Jen joke, but no big fake tits makes this worthless to me.

by odell51 on Mar 13, 2008 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jenn was looking a little shiny there.

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 13, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I hardly recognized her with her clothes on.

by Crabapple Buck on Mar 13, 2008 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

she could have blended right in w/ Perl’s body paint last year

by ThreenOut on Mar 13, 2008 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

it was all bruce could do to not motor boat that hooker.

for what its worth i did learn something from that video. all this time i’ve been saying “ster-ger”…turns out its “ster-jur.”

by gerry dorsey on Mar 13, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Im incredibly drawn and repulsed to that Gucci saddle that is Miss Sterger. If i was half the man Clevon Little was , i’d ride that thing right into town band playing and all, but since her bronzer would ruin my white, high thread count Eqyptian cotton sheets, i would more than likely board her at the local stable in the fake movie set town…she’d fit right in…

“somebodys gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”

by ness on Mar 13, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to jump on the Bruce Pearl-painted-himself-orange bandwagon a year late, Jenn.

by The Modern Gal on Mar 13, 2008 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think its kinda sad the way a bunch of college football junkies jump at the chance to make fun of a chick thats about 10 rungs higher on the bar-skank ladder than what they usually go home to…. now Pam Ward… I totally get the jokes… noone puts the brakes on an orgy like her… Jenn, is just hot and I sense a ton of jealously in that fact…

by beckett929 on Mar 13, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Do Not Want.

by Elliot Spitzer on Mar 13, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Get that fucking slag off my lawn.

by Holly on Mar 13, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

#9, you must’ve had a poor college experience, or went to Tech…or you think this is 1995 and the only folks online look like Harrry Knowles…

Jen’s most impressive assets were liked granted by a surgeon. I can’t even rate her a 7 until I know how tall she is and whether or not she has a booty.

by Will (the other one) on Mar 13, 2008 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Beckett929 – For what its worth, I’ve always maintained that “I’d hit it”.

by Last Dragon on Mar 13, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Beckett,

I would totally hit if not for the series of painful injections soon to follow…

Holly,

That skanky bird better never come to Tuscaloosa or we’ll send Jeremy Elder out to steal her $9000 boobs.

by ness on Mar 13, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It doesn’t matter. In the immortal words of [anonymous], show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of fucking her.

by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 13, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Will – What’s the problem with fake boobs? I love the taste of silicon…..

by Last Dragon on Mar 13, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is she?

by haybeav on Mar 13, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Eliot Spitzer would do her.

by baconboy on Mar 13, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

She is Orson’s greatest love, seeds of all his desire, and target of all his derision due to the fact that she once made Brent Musberger sound sensible.

by ness on Mar 13, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

If it wasn’t for the hair, breasts, and semi-lucid monologue I would have sworn it was Lee Corso.

by Picture Me Rollin on Mar 13, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half syphilis, other half clap,
Wild as a mink,
but sweet as soda pop
You’ll regret if you ever hit that.

Pat Summitt gives better head anyways.

by Mike and His Four Noble Truths on Mar 13, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You shouldn’t make fun of her skin color…She might have a severe case of Jaundice

by haybeav on Mar 13, 2008 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Despite all the things said here…. who still wouldn’t hit it.?

by ThreenOut on Mar 13, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Last Dragon,
Nothing’s wrong with ’em. In fact I said they were her best feature.

Besides, like I always say, if you can touch them, they’re real.

by Will (the other one) on Mar 13, 2008 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Not leather. Pleather.

by Unhappy Monkey on Mar 13, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Id fuck her for the story, but please get her off my internets. This post = FAIL. Just ask me to go check out the site on a legit basis, since all the conf. tourney’s are in full swing. Sex sells once, quality sells again and again.

by Brian on Mar 13, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Baconboy, clearly you didn’t see comment #10.

by robert on Mar 13, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I would tap that like it were a keg of gold! or Stone Ruination, damn that stuff is good.

Significant protection to be worn… do I really need to say that though?

by skinnyphatman on Mar 13, 2008 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I got an STD just from watching that video. Thanks, O.

by poguemahone on Mar 13, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

#21

What? no Klaus Voorman?

Thanks for the windowpane flashback. Rest of the day will be futile. Anyone got a ’lude?

by hunglikehussain on Mar 13, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just remember guys…Sterger spelled backwards is REGRETS.

by Innocent Bystander on Mar 14, 2008 5:15 AM EDT reply actions  

You know Bruce Pearl plowed through that, tossed her $20, and threw her ass out on the street.

by fresh on Mar 14, 2008 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

The real reason they’re hoops crazy is because their football team sucks rectum

by bill on Mar 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

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