ONE PERSON WHO DOESN’T NEED ORANGE PAINT
Good to see that Jenn Sterger’s still getting work. Well, we don’t actually care if she’s employed or not anyway, but for the good fo the faltering economy we’re happy to see one less person on the streets. Seriously we’re just trying to get to a 35 Seconds plug here. Yup. Any second now. Without saying anything too bad about poor Jenn…
SHE BLENDS IN BECAUSE WITH HER FOUNDATION SHE’S ALREADY ORANGE!!!
Faux-queen remark typed and therefore expelled, we may now move on to two things. One, despite coaching for Tennessee, Bruce Pearl rules. (”There’s a difference between Pat and I. She has talent, and I have no shame.”) Two, Patrick’s doing fine work over at 35 Seconds, and you should read it if you’re into bas-ket-ball. We’ll be really into it in a few minutes, since we’re heading down to the SEC tournament at the Dome shortly.









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RaginCajunRebel says:
Wow…have things gone that far downhill for Leather Bags? I was fully expecting Bruce to grope her on camera.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:37 am
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odell51 says:
We all appreciate a great Jen joke, but no big fake tits makes this worthless to me.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:42 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Jenn was looking a little shiny there.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
I hardly recognized her with her clothes on.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
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ThreenOut says:
she could have blended right in w/ Perl’s body paint last year
March 13th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
it was all bruce could do to not motor boat that hooker.
for what its worth i did learn something from that video. all this time i’ve been saying “ster-ger”…turns out its “ster-jur.”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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ness says:
Im incredibly drawn and repulsed to that Gucci saddle that is Miss Sterger. If i was half the man Clevon Little was , i’d ride that thing right into town band playing and all, but since her bronzer would ruin my white, high thread count Eqyptian cotton sheets, i would more than likely board her at the local stable in the fake movie set town…she’d fit right in…
“somebodys gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
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The Modern Gal says:
Way to jump on the Bruce Pearl-painted-himself-orange bandwagon a year late, Jenn.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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beckett929 says:
I think its kinda sad the way a bunch of college football junkies jump at the chance to make fun of a chick thats about 10 rungs higher on the bar-skank ladder than what they usually go home to…. now Pam Ward… I totally get the jokes… noone puts the brakes on an orgy like her… Jenn, is just hot and I sense a ton of jealously in that fact…
March 13th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
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Elliot Spitzer says:
Do Not Want.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
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Holly says:
Get that fucking slag off my lawn.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
#9, you must’ve had a poor college experience, or went to Tech…or you think this is 1995 and the only folks online look like Harrry Knowles…
Jen’s most impressive assets were liked granted by a surgeon. I can’t even rate her a 7 until I know how tall she is and whether or not she has a booty.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Beckett929 – For what its worth, I’ve always maintained that “I’d hit it”.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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ness says:
Beckett,
I would totally hit if not for the series of painful injections soon to follow…
Holly,
That skanky bird better never come to Tuscaloosa or we’ll send Jeremy Elder out to steal her $9000 boobs.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
It doesn’t matter. In the immortal words of [anonymous], show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of fucking her.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Will – What’s the problem with fake boobs? I love the taste of silicon…..
March 13th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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haybeav says:
Who is she?
March 13th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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baconboy says:
Eliot Spitzer would do her.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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ness says:
She is Orson’s greatest love, seeds of all his desire, and target of all his derision due to the fact that she once made Brent Musberger sound sensible.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
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Picture Me Rollin says:
If it wasn’t for the hair, breasts, and semi-lucid monologue I would have sworn it was Lee Corso.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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Mike and His Four Noble Truths says:
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half syphilis, other half clap,
Wild as a mink,
but sweet as soda pop
You’ll regret if you ever hit that.
Pat Summitt gives better head anyways.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
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haybeav says:
You shouldn’t make fun of her skin color…She might have a severe case of Jaundice
March 13th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
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ThreenOut says:
Despite all the things said here…. who still wouldn’t hit it.?
March 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
Last Dragon,
Nothing’s wrong with ‘em. In fact I said they were her best feature.
Besides, like I always say, if you can touch them, they’re real.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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Unhappy Monkey says:
Not leather. Pleather.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
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Brian says:
Id fuck her for the story, but please get her off my internets. This post = FAIL. Just ask me to go check out the site on a legit basis, since all the conf. tourney’s are in full swing. Sex sells once, quality sells again and again.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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robert says:
Baconboy, clearly you didn’t see comment #10.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
I would tap that like it were a keg of gold! or Stone Ruination, damn that stuff is good.
Significant protection to be worn… do I really need to say that though?
March 13th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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poguemahone says:
I think I got an STD just from watching that video. Thanks, O.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
#21
What? no Klaus Voorman?
Thanks for the windowpane flashback. Rest of the day will be futile. Anyone got a ‘lude?
March 13th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
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Innocent Bystander says:
Just remember guys…Sterger spelled backwards is REGRETS.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:15 am
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fresh says:
You know Bruce Pearl plowed through that, tossed her $20, and threw her ass out on the street.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:18 am
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bill says:
The real reason they’re hoops crazy is because their football team sucks rectum
March 17th, 2008 at 9:00 pm