BRUCE PEARL, AWESOME

by Orson on Mar 13, 2008 4:18 PM EDT

Over at the Sporting Blog, we asked Bruce Pearl to "point at the camera and look awesome." He did, thus reaffirming his awesomeness.

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Conference tournaments are dumb. Why do teams that have already played twice during the season need to play again?

Yet another reason why football is better than basketball.

by oc phil on Mar 13, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions

His awesomeness is overrated…trust me.

by Ex-Mrs. Bruce Pearl on Mar 13, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t believe Pearl isn’t wearing any orange (at least not visibly).

by MiseanAuFan on Mar 13, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions

1. Which is why everybody outside of the state of Louisiana was completely and utterly satisfied w/ the BCS shakeout.

Pearl continues to be a rock star. Seriously this guy needs to be in LA somehow.

by ThreenOut on Mar 13, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions

Just the sight of him makes me want to pull my shirt up over my head (no, like I scored a soccer goal) and run around the room hollering like a banshee.

by Holly on Mar 13, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

Ok Orson. Take a deep breath (through your nose, I’m guessing) and pop Pearl’s orange cream-cicle out of your mouth. You’re a Gator for fuck’s sake.

I don’t even want to think of how you’ll act when Billy Donovan walks out in a couple of hours.

by Mike and His Four Noble Truths on Mar 13, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

Lift away, Holly!

by MiseanAuFan on Mar 13, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions

Pearl looks like he sells used cars.

Holly makes me feel warm.

by Dr. Cruz on Mar 13, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions

Hey, we didn’t say he was the Mongoose Genius. Pearl just happens to be cool, an emotion we’re happy to feel since we have such loathing for Phil Fulmer.

by Orson Swindle on Mar 13, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions

Bruce Pearl looks like an overweight Anthony Bourdain

by ToddlyKSU on Mar 13, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions

GDit #10 – you took the one line I had about a thread about a sport I f’ing hate.

Bruce will be pissed when the Cocks give him and the Vols a pearl necklace tomorrow!

I can’t decide which single Christian ad girl is hotter: the one with the white tank and huge fun bags or the one holding the dog.

by Out of Conference on Mar 13, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t want anyone to get the wrong impression about me from my original post. I really don’t give a damn about hoops.

by Out of Conference on Mar 13, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks for clearing that up OOC.

by zzgator on Mar 13, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions

It’s no Urban Meyer point-and-stare, but it’ll do.

by Because They Can on Mar 13, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions

In all seriousness, were he in a cage match with Pat Summitt, I wouldn’t know whom to take. And that’s saying something. He is all that is man.

by Holly on Mar 13, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions

Holly, are him and Summit hooking up any time soon?

It’s fairly inevitable.

by ThreenOut on Mar 13, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions

I’m convinced Summitt’s pining for Auriemma, and anyone who thinks the cessation of the Lady Vols-UConn series was anything but a lovers’ quarrel is deluding themselves.

by Holly on Mar 13, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions

I didn’t know you were there today, Orson, would have looked for you.

by offcampus on Mar 13, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

Bruce Pearl spurned Iowa’s advances and took our best player, and I love him. He’s not of this world.

by jebus on Mar 13, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions

There is something about that pic that says “Win or lose, kids, the first round at the Clermont is on me!” He looks like that sketchy Little League coach crossed with the Ubermensch.

by Fesser on Mar 13, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions

Looks like West F’n Virginia isn’t satisfied with succeeding at the Big East tournament. They also want Fulmer Cup glory.

http://wvgazette.com/latest/200803130792

by rusty on Mar 14, 2008 8:17 AM EDT reply actions

Orson, for the love of God, do SOMETHING with this. A right forearm shiver to a raccoon? Gold, baby.

http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2008/mar/07/summitt-like-boone-got-rid-of-raccoon/

by Vol on Mar 14, 2008 8:36 AM EDT reply actions

On Bruce Pearl @ #6 and #9 – Orson had a little brush with what psychologists like to call “Charisma.”

by Brian on Mar 14, 2008 9:11 AM EDT reply actions

OOC, go for the fun bags; if the other young lady was so gifted, she wouldn’t need to hold the puppy, it would just sit there.

by Sundawg on Mar 14, 2008 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

#23:

So can Orson wipe that “Charisma” off with a wet towel or will it need to be dry cleaned?

by Mike and His Four Noble Truths on Mar 14, 2008 11:11 AM EDT reply actions

looks like I got myself a new term for skeet.

by Brian on Mar 14, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions

“It’s probably worth noting at this point that Summitt knew more about the raccoon than the raccoon knew about Summitt. Otherwise, he would have realized a barking dog was the least of his problems.”

hilarious.

by Hey Dalton- I thought you'd be bigger... on Mar 14, 2008 1:08 PM EDT reply actions