Comments on: BARON VON GREENBACK’S EVIL PLAN: OKLAHOMA

By: Carlinthemarlin

Carlinthemarlin — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:10:38 +0000

Late in commenting, but I just want to say, I’m really, really glad someone else watched dangermouse. Probably my favorite show growing up.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:54:56 +0000

DC, You Wanted The Best Roommate, You Got The Best Roommate!! Shigeru Miyamoto still owes me a Heart Container for driving from Gainesville to D.C. (natch) to see KISS on their PsychoCircus tour of ‘98. It took the 2 subsequent nights of Phish at the Hampton Coliseum to burn/toast/trip/frizzlefry out the memory of Paul Stanley’s crotch in hawt 3-D. You’ve been through enough.

Rock on.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:55:24 +0000

Allahver Fist @ 24 – no, I wasn’t in the band. The notion of goose-stepping my way across the Pac-10 while wearing polyester and playing the trombone was of limited interest, to say the least.

However, I was dating an apprentice opera singer, and my roomate was a guitarist from Pittsburgh who had an encyclopedic knowledge of the back catalog and sociology of KISS, so that must count for something on the dork front.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:35:17 +0000

DC, at least you weren’t in Band. Right?

By: Chg

Chg — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:31:18 +0000

DC Trojan’s living situation could have been much worse. He could have lived anywhere on Earth with Notre Dame coeds.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:29:52 +0000

Although, now that I’ve dried away my tears and put a “For Sale – Cheap” sign on my pseudonym, the notion that anyone affiliated with Notre Dame would give me shit despite having lived in any form of housing in South Bend… that is preposterous enough that it does provide a little cheer.

But the pseudonym is still for sale, cheap.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:13:55 +0000

George @ 18 – Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

By: Poe McKnoe

Poe McKnoe — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:54:52 +0000

Geee…

Ohio State sucks. They’re so. Blah Blah Blah

What have you done for me Oklahoma?

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:21:44 +0000

Still one of my favorite theme songs of all-time.

By: George

George — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:50:12 +0000

Yeah, I’ve gotta go wtih Allahver Fist on this one. DC Trojan, your arguments regarding college football, regardless of how logical or sensible, will hereby be met with, “Yeah, but at least Notre Dame didn’t live in a dorm senior year.” Sorry, champ.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:19:45 +0000

Allahver Fist @ 16 – 30 person dorm with dedicated cook versus over-priced roach motel being passed off as an apartment? No contest, and I owned (and continue to own) my extreme lameness.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:57:34 +0000

Dorm. Senior year. Hah.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:34:09 +0000

Kanu @ 4 – what I want to know is how they certify these young ladies as Christians? I mean, is it like USDA prime, kind of an eyeball test? Or does it involve a laying on of hands?

As for the come-hither stares, you never know – you just need to look for young women in the overlap of the “natural ho / sex positive sensualist” and “raised in a rigid (heh) Christian household” Venn diagram… like the young woman in my dorm senior year who was known for giving hand jobs while reading the New Testament aloud…

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:43:21 +0000

wait… somebody else remembers Danger Mouse???

By: Hossnfeffer

Hossnfeffer — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:22:56 +0000

Orson, Just like a SNL movie, I will see everyone of them.