STUFF ORANGE AND BLUE PEOPLE LIKE
by Orson on Mar 12, 2008 12:42 PM EDT
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PrintDon't borrow, steal: an offseason requires desperate measures, and in a pinch we'll be happy to do the pinching. We present what will hopefully be a running series: Stuff _____ People Like, based on the painfully accurate Stuff White People Like. We begin, to be fair, with our own alma mater, Florida.
Stuff Orange and Blue People Like
Law school. Perhaps biasing the study with our own personal experiences, but everyone who graduates from Florida goes to law school, is thinking about going to law school, or has considered going to law school. They may also be in the process of applying to go to law school, or just getting over the thought of going to law school. At the least, the Gator fan you encounter has had sex with someone who went to law school. (This is a requirement for graduation. Go look. )
O, just-a like the Italian breads my a-mama made!Panera. We have never, ever, ever seen a demographic spread their financial legs more whorishly for a business than Gator fans for Panera, the bread and coffee chain out of Atlanta that specializes in selling sugary breads for two to three times what you might actually pay for them at a real bakery. And that's right, Florida fans, we said that: Panera's not a real bakery. It's a goddamn cookie shop with coffee and shitty wireless--that's it. A sugar cookie the size of a roofing shingle is still compacted sugar, butter, and flour, even if you're eating it in a pleasant place with healthy wheat stalks woven into all of their ersatz rustico! Italian decorating. The pleasant decor and clean floors will keep the calories off, right? No, it won't, but walk in there on a Saturday and you'll swear the place was giving away free crack and fistfuls of Tebowbucks in little orange and blue baggies.
Speaking of bland, tasteless, and overpackaged....
Sisterhazelbox 20. Accept it as a given that everyone else besides you has shitty taste in music. Everyone, that is, except the Gator Nation's insatiable hunger for bland late 90s rock, a noxious hunger fed from the center of Meyerville itself by the band Sister Hazel, local boys just out to have a good time, smile a lot while singing the bridge, and crank out vanilla "alt/folk/classic" rock so devoid of spark, emotion, or points of interest it sounds like the musical translation of the Empty Quarter: beige for as far as the ear can hear.
Oh, sure. Bring that up:
Sister Hazel Williams was an African-American woman who ran Sister Hazel's Rescue Mission in Gainesville, FL. during the 1970s and early '80s. This facility gave those who were down on their luck a safe place to stay warm, eat and regroup, regardless of age, race or beliefs. It is in this spirit of unconditional concern for all beings that the band chose to use her name.
If you have unconditional concern for all beings, then WINNAR WINNAR to you. But don't expect us to admire you for claiming to have it--so did Stalin, man. (Takes hit off joint lit with a burning copy of Reason magazine.) Neither does it excuse having to still turn on the radio in Gainesville and hear "Hard To Say" played for a number of time so immense mathematics majors are currently working on ways to properly denote its huge size. And fuck Matchbox 20, too, and any other band that skinny blonde girl is listening to. Imagine the sound of slowing being suffocated in a tub of cream of wheat--that's what your music is, Gator Nation. We'll be over here listening to the taped sound of puppies being thrown into a blender to get the sound of your laid-back edgeless rock out of our ears. Or Motorhead. Same thing, really.
(If you opt out of the blandlubber rock, you then like Nickelback or Saliva or rap-rock, and have not hepped up to the fact that all of America is pointing at you and laughing a jiggly fat laugh.)
Melanoma. Florida fans love them melanoma. Sitting at the intersection of the "furthest south" and "degree of whiteness in fanbase" give you few choices in this matter: you must love it, because you're getting it. It comes with the degree. Remember: if you can't afford to rock the coach satchel, show your true Gator pride in your very own alligator skin. It is truly the pinnacle of Gator fandom to wear your own. (And you wonder why we wear dipshit hats to games.)
Even Gainesville shot girls like beads. And melanoma. Cause she's getting it, too.Beads. Florida fans adore beads, and sometimes wear multiple sets of them with any outfit. Unlike beads worn by LSU fans, they are not considered formal wear appropriate for court appearances or congressional debates, and are used exclusively for college sports-affiliated events. The exposure of breasts is not required to receive beads, as they're usually strewn about the ground at Florida games, a mess creating fantastic opportunities for random harm-joy as you watch drunken bystanders slip on them. For extra points, attach a tiny plastic gator.
Puncture wounds If you engage in a fight with a Florida fan, you will be stabbed. Note: this is not "slashed," the preferred method of a Miami fan, or "shot in the face with a creaky black powder rifle," as with West Virginia. No, this is the puncture wound suffered when a Florida fan desperately flails for the Leatherman in his pocket and, rather than waiting to find the knife, simply presses forward into your abdomen with the pliers. In the Sunshine State, death doesn't wait for you to find the knife, and neither will the angry Cuban you ran into the median on the no-look merge in your SUV on I-4 that started this whole thing.
Oh, while we're in the neighborhood:
The Ford Expedition. Not the vehicle of the youngish Gator, but the Ford Expedition seems to be the vehicle of choice for the mature Gator Nation, and it makes sense: so big it overstates your already overstated Floridian aggresssion towards your fellow motorists/potential killers, so frightening it puts the "force" into force majeure, horrifically overpriced, and an environmental Chernobyl on wheels--in other words, representative of Florida in most every way. You will keep it long enough to give it to your child. They will get drunk and drive it off a causeway and into water. There is no other way things will go in this situation.
Jager! Sure, other people like Jager. Florida fans seem to adore the unique mix of deer piss and rubbing alcohol with a fervor exceeding the norm, however. Why anyone would drink this instead of saving money and just ridin' with the Tussmobile is something we can't understand, since cough syrup is cough syrup no matter how you repackage it. We're going to print out a bunch of Jager labels, slap them on bottles of Robitussin, and troll tailgates next year with a Radio Flyer full of the "Jager" on ice and sell them for ten bucks a pop. When you're looking for investment capital, talk to us on Sunday, because we'll weeping hundreds--Hundreds, we tell you!
Reverse cowgirl. The preferred position for Gator fans, because they saw it in online porn, it's exotic enough to not be straight missionary boredom, and it's a lot like the Meyer spread-option in that it depends a lot on spreading them out and using misdirection to score. Will take place half-tastedly in a hotel of moderate price, or in a friend's bedroom with the door locked, and without recording equipment. Both parties will refer to it afterwards as a "hook-up," even to a friend of the same gender.
HURR HURRR JEAN SHORTS HRRR! It happens, but when it does, it usually happens like this:
Yes, that's right--the pointing is being done by someone who is either wearing a denim skirt or jean shorts herself. Scoreboard.
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Wow. I actually know the guy sporting the jorts. He’ll be thrilled to have been immortalized in this fashion.
by MRod on Mar 12, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
With legs like that she can wear whatever she wants. GBA.
by Cous on Mar 12, 2008 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
The young lady in bronze would do well not to emulate Mike Tyson next time.
by OPS on Mar 12, 2008 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
1 don’t jorts have to go well down the calf?
that pic would be infinitely awesome x10 if it were Jen Sterger pointing.
Mainly, because she’s hot and stuff.
by ThreenOut on Mar 12, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
True story about Matchbox 20. Rob Thomas was a classmate at Lake Brantley High. He wore an acid-washed jeans/jacket ensemble, even when it was hot. And lightning bolt earrings.
One day in the lunchroom the news hit that he was quitting school “to concentrate on his music.”
My (idiotic) response was he was quitting school to concentrate on ‘pumping my gas.’
Almost as good a prediction as choosing Faster Pussycat over Guns’n’Roses as the next big metal band.
by dogtown gator on Mar 12, 2008 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
Put Moe’s in there with Panera too. I ate at the Archer Rd. Moe’s three times a week in school. Now I go up there and it tastes like the inside of a garbage bag.
by mlmintampa on Mar 12, 2008 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
Nicely done. How Panera got pushed on the American populace is amazing to me.
by Signal to Noise on Mar 12, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
Orson, I get the certain delicious irony of the photo, but I thought that women got a pass in the jort-UF connection? Is there an official ruling on this?
I also wonder if this picture was taken during the FSU ass-tapping in 2005 or the Tim Tebow Show in 2007. Maybe she was in Gainesville not so much for the football but more like an urban safari, hunting for the not-so elusive indigenous ACR jort wearer.
by Irwin Fletcher on Mar 12, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
Florida’s School of Law deans allegedly love child pornography involving their own children, as well.
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/news-article.aspx?storyid=68712
by Coop on Mar 12, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions
Women definitely get a pass in the jort department. I’ll have my women wearing daisy dukes as long as their body warrants it.
I liken Florida Music to the Russian Music scene.. Just a little behind the curve.
I remember heading south on I-75 during the mind 90’s and as I approached the florida border my radio stations would start to pick up Warrant Saigon Kick. It stands to reason that 10 years later everyone has progressed only 10 years.
I can’t wait for the Alabama version of this article.
by citizencrane on Mar 12, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
In the food realm, you left out:
1. Overrated burritos. Yes, they are overrated. Have a burrito in fucking Chicago or anywhere in southern California, and you’ll know what good burritos taste like.
2. Generic Mexican food served with gargantuan sized margaritas that, if finished, mask the fact that you ate really generic Mexican food. For reference, see Ashley’s Pub.
3. Chain restaurants. Chain restaurants. Chain restaurants.
4. Ridiculously sized breakfasts. The Asher at Skeeters is no more, replaced by (surprise!) chain restaurants, Cracka.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
Addendum to the G8r Womensfolk:
ALL YOUR EATING DISORDERS ARE BELONG TO US
by Allahver Fist on Mar 12, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
MLM in Tampa,
That’s too often the case. I remember being similarly disappointed by Leonardo’s (mostly sauce), Joe’s Deli (mostly bread) and Steamer’s (mostly dead cat) on return visits to Gainesville. But you’ve gotta run on that heavy fuel when you’re a college student.
by PDXGoneGator on Mar 12, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve got one, perhaps its a bit dated but it certainly qualified for when I attended undergrad (not so much for….yes, law school):
Surfing
Never mind the fact that Gainesville is, at the very least, slightly over an hour away from any beach on either coast, Gators love to surf. Well, that’s not exactly true. But thats what people do in Florida- even central Florida- right brah? They like to wear board shorts, grow hair in a lazy surfer-type cut, talk about riding waves at parties, slather themselves in cheap lotion that smells like sun tan lotion, and perhaps even install a surfboard holder on the top of their Honda Civic or Nissan Sentra SE (never used, natch). Nothing placates a Gator “surf god” quite like taking a once-a-semseter trip over to the St. Augustine area to gorge themselves on the splendor and challenge that is 3-foot tall limp waves. For 20 minutes, until it becomes too damn tiring.
Then again, it’s usually more about the look than the substance. There is no better way to convey a sense of laid-back, quasi-stoner, zen-like chill out disposition in Gainesville. Throw a board in the corner of your living room or, better yet, install it somewhere on the bedroom wall in the 4-bedroom 900-sq foot all-inclusive apartment suite. Space issues are easily solved by simply dangling a multi colored lei over their rear-view mirror and possible place a large “Ron-Jon” or “the dragon” sticker on their bumper or decal on the rear window, respetively. But make no mistake about it: Gator fans are serious about surfing. Unless it means actually, you know, surfing.
by rjsplow on Mar 12, 2008 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
The exposure of breasts is not required to receive beads, as theyre usually strewn about the ground at Florida games, a mess creating fantastic opportunities for random harm-joy as you watch drunken bystanders slip on them. For extra points, attach a tiny plastic gator.
Wait… are you still talking about the beads? I like the idea of attaching a tiny plastic gator for someone, but not if we’re talking beads.
by ChemE93 on Mar 12, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
6
Didn’t Jason Varitek graduate in the same class with Rob Thomas?
That’s impressive. I’m probably one of the most successful people in my graduating class and my current net worth is pushing (negative) 6 figures.
by PW on Mar 12, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
I think Florida may just be a vast wasteland as an entire state when it comes to none 808/bass music (because come one, Uncle Luke was fun).
As bad as Sister Hazel and their ilk were/are, remember down the panhandle your rival school produced even worse things, like Creed.
by Will (the other one) on Mar 12, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
OPS (#2), looks to me like she was emulating Lynndie England.
by PeteJayhawk on Mar 12, 2008 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
#6, also an LBHS alum, class of ’98
by Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin on Mar 12, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
Doesn’t the reverse cowgirl position just draw attention to the fat arms more?
by Out of Conference on Mar 12, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
PeterJayHawk – took me a sec to recollect, but I got that one… nicely played, sir.
by Out of Conference on Mar 12, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
Coop,
I gotta ask because I really don’t know…
what is the “First Coast” and are their subsequent second and thirds?
Oh – and OoC – it keeps your attention away from the face.
by GamecockTony on Mar 12, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
Jason Varitek and Rob Thomas both went to Lake Brantley HS but they were not in the same class. I’m pretty sure Rob Thomas is a few years older than Varitek.
by SB on Mar 12, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
No, do Georgia Tech next. I want to see some original ones for a change.
by Techie on Mar 12, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
Go start a fortune 500 company. Go Gators.
hahahahaha….I love that ad.
by lawtool on Mar 12, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
First Coast = Jacksonville
Why they deemed themselves as such, I could not tell you, other than being the most northern along the Atlantic in the state of Florida.
by Coop on Mar 12, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
#22…do it with girls that don’t have fat arms, natch.
by Will (the other one) on Mar 12, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
13,
Good burritos in Socal and Chicago? Seriously? You need to get out more. As a USC grad, I have to say that good burritos in Socal are few and far between (but you can find one if you look hard enough). But if you want a really good burrito, go to Texas…
by chuy on Mar 12, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
Coop,
Cortes landed around Daytona Beach in 1572 and set up the first European settlement in what is now the USA. And that’s why they call it the first coast.
by Biggus Rickus on Mar 12, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
#29
It’s because St. Augustine is the oldest city in the US.
by Techie on Mar 12, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
You guys have got Less Than Jake and (fuckin’!) Hot Water Music… and yet Sister Hazel is still Gainesville Artist Numero Uno? Sweet Jesus.
by Whohah on Mar 12, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
Will – see http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9920854/2
scroll down to #11
by Out of Conference on Mar 12, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
I insist that should you do Nebraska fans, you must include Starter Jackets.
by Huska Lawya on Mar 12, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
O., hittin’ pretty close to home, so my three nearly direct hits…law school after Florida undergrad; melanoma, well its precursor, removed two weeks ago…shit, that was scary; and Chevy Suburban instead of the Expedition…slightly heavier vehicle that will sink faster upon child testing vehicular u-boat capacity.
Also, must concur with rjsplow @ 16 with the majority…although I earned my almost-melanoma by driving a longboard as the vehicle of choice which could actually catch waves on the Florida east coast without having to resort to Storm-chasing…also served as a coffee table in front of the bahama-bed/crash-couch arranged somewhere in front of a tv.
Re: panera…blah, Sister Hazel…ptht, beads…meh, jorts…on chicks. I love Gainseville…
by sb on Mar 12, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Panera Bread is out of St. Louis, not Atlanta.
That’s okay, though. They both suck.
by BovineKid on Mar 12, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions
31 – then you didn’t look hard enough. Try El Tepeyac in LA, or Maravillas in Chicago.
Chicago has surprisingly good Mexican food all around, but Maravillas is the gold standard.
The point being, that people who think Burritos Bros’ is good have no frame of reference.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Restaurant snobs crack me up.
The Skeeter’s big biscuit was heaven on earth in the mid-80’s.
BTW…law school? check…beads with plastic alligators? check…and melanoma? my irish/swedish/welsh ancestors have doomed me for sure.
by zzgator on Mar 12, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
Because I know lots of undergrads who travel from Gainesville to Chicago to L.A. in order to sample Burritos, I had a great time tubing on the Santa Fe river, but I’ll go ahead and admit it I have no frame of reference because it probably doesn’t compare to tubing on the Yangtze. Holy Mary.
by Ltrain on Mar 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah I’ve never understood where the love for Burrito Bros. comes from. Its really not that good. So what if you’ve been in business forever… I want good food damnit!
by Erdinger on Mar 12, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions
In law school: check.
Engaged in reverse cowgirl within the past 24 hrs.: check.
Orson, you’re eerie, man, eerie….
by Flossilingus Hatrap on Mar 12, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
Burrito Bros: average food served up by the rudest staff in G’ville
by Erin Fandin on Mar 12, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions
39 – I agree on Skeeters (the old Skeeters). It was sad to see it go.
41 – Shrug. You don’t need to go Chicago or even LA, just out of Hogtown. The O&B fascination with BB is just laughable, that’s all. It seems it’s sacriledge among Gator Nation to even suggest that BB isn’t the best burrito in the nation.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions
Law School: Check
Panera: Check (sadly)
Music: Fuck that. Against Me! Hot Water Music, Tom Petty, and even Less than Jake is okay. So check, but you’re wrong, Gainesville has great music.
Beads: Check
Melanoma: Not yet
Expedition: I pay too much on gas on my GTI, can’t even imagine an SUV
Jager: Check
Reverse Cowgirl: I slept with teh wrong girls in College I guess =(
Jorts: haha
Looks like the list is more or less accurate.
by Rob G on Mar 12, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions
I never got the impression that people really thought Burrito Brothers was good; just that it was close and cheap when you lived on campus. I always thought they were too greasy, myself.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Mar 12, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
And I can’t believe someone was actually wondering where that jorts picture was taken…helloooo…note the garish orange walls which are the pride and joy of all Gator fans as they distinguish our beloved Swamp…on both TV and in NCAA Football video games…from so many other pedestrian cement colored edifices.
This IS Gator country! indeed.
by zzgator on Mar 12, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions
TCOAN, I disagree, it’s more like a cult following. Read this.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions
Law School: JD in ’01. Check.
Panera: Hate it but my chick loves it. .5 point.
SisterHazelbox 20: No way.
Melanoma: Twice. Im a pale Irish dude that grew up fishing off St. Pete. Totally screwed here.
Beads: Check. I also celebrate Gasparilla more than Christmas, so Im all in here.
Puncture wounds: Check.
Ford Expedition: No fucking way.
Jager: Unfortunately, yes. I love and hate this shit at the same time.
Reverse Cowgirl: Double check
by JoesDeliGatorTail on Mar 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions
If I’m going to defend BB, is it too much of a cliché to point out that, while their burritos or tacos aren’t particularly special, their guac kicks some major ass?
by rjsplow on Mar 12, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
The Stuff White People like blog is awesome. “Painfully accurate” indeed, especially for White People in SoCal.
by oc phil on Mar 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Chicago? For great burritos? Good idea! Then maybe after that you can go to Eau Claire, WI for some authentic soul food, or Omaha for some real sushi!
by JTG on Mar 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Ever had them JTG? I doubt it. And here’s a news flash, Mexican people (lots of them) live all over the country, even Chicago.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
Rob Thomas would’ve graduated with Varitek and me in ‘90 if he hadn’t pursued a career in music.
Y’know, if you include Thomas and Varitek, the average income of my graduating class must be in the mid-6 figures. Which puts me 400-500k off the average. (and yes, statheads, I know about median and outliers and such.)
by dogtown gator on Mar 12, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
What, no mention of Simon’s in the music scene? They had some of the best dj’s in the country visit in the 90’s.
I say that Tom Petty makes up for Sister Hazel and anyone else who has ever come through Gainesville.
And yes, it is the guac that makes BB what it is. I live in Dallas and have access to great burritos, but I’ve still not had better guac than Burrito Bros.
Dead on about the pull of the Jagermeister.
by baconboy on Mar 12, 2008 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
JTG, there may be more Mexicans in Chicago than in the Southwest. Some of the best Mexican food I’ve ever had (and I’ve had lots) has been in Chicago.
There’s these Mexican guys there that sell fresh, homemade tamales out of Igloo coolers. They go into all the bars and sell them for a buck or so a pop.
Can’t be beat.
by CHR on Mar 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
Chicago? For great burritos? Good idea!
One more thing on this (because I can’t let ignorant statements go), the top 5 cities in the US in Mexican populations, which is directly correlated to the quality of Mexican food, are LA, Chicago, Houston, San Antonio and Phoenix. That is all.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
Get off Brian Bolivian.
Some of you people probably think you like pizza too. You’re probably unaware of this, but you haven’t had pizza until you’ve had Chicago pizza. And not that crap they sell as “Chicago style” in places like Atlanta. Unless you’ve had something far too thick to be classified as pizza in 49 states served to you on the South Side by a slightly overweight though hot by local standards waitress of Polish descent, you’ve never tasted pizza. And don’t even get me started on what passes for baseball “fans” around here…
by Chg on Mar 12, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions
Chg – Giordano’s stuffed pizza was my favorite when I lived there.
I also miss Harold’s for fried chicken….man, that was good. I need to go back for a visit….
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
fuck sister hazel
fanatical about Big Sky… quadruple check…
by M on Mar 12, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions
59,
Your statistics might be relevent, if we were talking traditional interior Mexican food, which we are not. We are talking burritos — the modern form of which would hardly be recognized outside of a Mexican tourist town…
by chuy on Mar 12, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
63 – perhaps. But when I’m going for a burrito, I ain’t going to the place that has gringos making it.
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 12, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
The rudest staff/overrated food award in Gainesville goes to Leonardo’s, where the motto is “Welcome to Leonardo’s, go fuck yourself”. Satchel’s gets the honorable mention. No love for Hogan’s?
by 13th Street Special on Mar 12, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Have any of you who are in the Chicagoland area visited Super Burrito on N. Western Ave? I’ve heard that the best burritos in the city are there.
by Studley on Mar 12, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
Atlanta area burrito eaters quietly watch from above while the proles argue about which shitty burritos are best who are all the while ignorant regarding the true champ………..Willy’s
by Brian on Mar 12, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
From across the room (in the recliner he lives in), my husband asked, " Is that a pile of crawfish, or a brain?" I replied, “That’s a sticky bun.” This sort of conversation keeps our marriage peppy.
by JH on Mar 13, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
I’m a Florida grad. I thought about going to law school, but got commissioned in the Navy instead. My wife is a Florida grad. She is a Lawyer. We both shit ourselves tonight before we got through point #1.
I’m embarrassed to say I even clapped a little when Sister Hazel showed up for Gator Growl in ’96. I mitigate this mistake by telling myself that I was extremely drunk at the time.
Jesus, Orson, I swear sometimes you’re in my head.
by Pinto on Mar 13, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
AHHH. Get out of my head. Get out of my head!
…says the Gator grad law student reading this from a Panera’s.
by Troy on Mar 13, 2008 8:20 AM EDT reply actions
I’m of the opinion that girls can wear all the cut-off jean shorts/skirts they want.
by CincySooner on Mar 13, 2008 8:44 AM EDT reply actions
“Maybe she was in Gainesville not so much for the football but more like an urban safari, hunting for the not-so elusive indigenous ACR jort wearer.”
Too funny…as she was on the safari and came back with an amazing array of pictures of Gators in their beloved jorts!
by nolegirl on Mar 13, 2008 9:25 AM EDT reply actions
I am actually quite fond of girls wearing denim short skirts and shorts. Its an irrelevant comparison of short jeans shorts/skirt on a hot girl to the trashy fashion forward presentation of the male Florida fan wearing his pair of bugle boys jorts from 92’. I can see him looking at himself in the mirror, checking his outfit before he goes to the big game “I really hope I get into law school next year, oh well, I still looking good! My sweet Blue Gators t shirt match my favorite pair of jean shorts so well, im going to get sooooo much pussy tonight!”
by LYCHAKO on Apr 13, 2008 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
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