Comments on: BIG HOUSE, YES. BIGGEST HOUSE, NO.

By: VOL DADDY

VOL DADDY — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:10:22 +0000

FUCK MICHIGAN!!!!!

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:34:53 +0000

At Neyland, you have to deduct the 4 useless seats right behind Phat Phil.

By: MeytonPanning

MeytonPanning — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:14:54 +0000

Treestand on the lightpoles? I’m trying to find the slight here. I can’t. This is a splendid idea.

And as far as wheelchairs….when my Dad dropped me off in Knoxpatch before my freshman year he told me about how his frat welded pony kegs into the wheel chair frame and made several pledges “wheel” themselves into the student section for a Bammeroid game. So maybe Michigan’s strategy isn’t an altruistic nod towards the disabled but a very clever, diabolical machination by the Greeks at UM to pour some life into Big Blue Home games. Wait nevermind, these are the slicksters that bust out the keys right?

KEY PLAY! KEY PLAY!

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:52:48 +0000

Why is everyone kissing Holly’s butt?

What You Tube? Really? Wow!

Never mind.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:05:39 +0000

Correction: Terrier, not Beast…

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:04:01 +0000

A&M is expanding to 115K? Wow… that’s a lot of nut-grabbers in one place.

Any word on whether the new capacity will be enough to appease the Schythian Rape Beast?

By: dex

dex — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:57:56 +0000

You don’t get it- by allowing half people and other assorted cripples, we’re actually going to increase attendance.

I majored in wheel chair stacking in Ann Arbor.

By: immikfefazz

immikfefazz — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:08:27 +0000

We’re #1! We’re #1!

Suck it, Michigan!

By: Holly

Holly — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:04:51 +0000

I haven’t started my springtime starvation diet yet. Don’t go giving me a complex, now.

(And who sits at a football game?)

By: citiesaregreat

citiesaregreat — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:59:50 +0000

As to Neyland Stadium, they got their numbers up to 107,whatever by reducing the size of their seats. What was at one time a 12 inch seat is now an 8 incher. BRILLIANT!!! AND, I must say, there aren’t but a few sorority girls that would fit in one of the seats, Holly included, of course.

By: Bob Greasy

Bob Greasy — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:27:13 +0000

#1,

Your dead on. Neyland would hold close to 200K but most of their fans resemble the UT coaching staff. Thus, bringing max capacity down to something slightly above 100K.

This has been documented at either census.gov or lemonparty.org or something like that. I forget.

By: Montani Semper Liberi

Montani Semper Liberi — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:26:05 +0000

And the Big House will have plenty of empty seats when the entire sorry conference that is the Big 11 starts whipping Coach Fraudriguez and his bunch

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:24:27 +0000

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. #6, is that you?

By: Dr. Cruz

Dr. Cruz — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:00:05 +0000

Holly is yummy.

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:07:14 +0000

#4 –

Only if you’re a Florida fan watching the Capitol One Bowl.