Comments on: ASK A KOMODO DRAGON.

By: Studley

Studley — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:35:59 +0000

I was at the USC-Washington Game where Locker had his clock cleaned. That he stayed in the game and ran for a TD, much less playing the entire game, was nothing short of amazing. Maybe it was the Throwback 1960 uniforms.

By: John

John — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:24:00 +0000

Well, auburn’s offense last year was good enough to beat Florida in the swamp!

By: oc phil

oc phil — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:14:58 +0000

#28 Unless you are at an LSU tailgate party I guess.

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:23:09 +0000

18, There is the “good ole South” today, and fortunately, it is much less racially discriminatory that in years past. However, that does not mean I have to tolerate your ridiculous and unfounded attacks on Alabama. We are still a Southern state with Southern people, and we will remain that way. Also, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the same can be said for Louisiana. And OaklandBear, there is no excuse for hair products on men. None. And Holly, good luck with that, it should be entertaining, albeit interesting, week.

By: Picture Me Rollin

Picture Me Rollin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:16:48 +0000

@ 18 There is a lot of things I (and other people from the great state of Alabama) have to put up with in this world. I can assure you however, that taking critiques about fashion, hairstyling, and “…o-sexualtiy” from a “coon-ass” isn’t one of them.

By: OaklandBear

OaklandBear — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:24:02 +0000

I love it! But seriously, you can’t defend bangs on men.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:30:49 +0000

Didn’t T. Herman Zweibel keep a stable of Komodo Dragons guarding his estate?

By: ChemE93

ChemE93 — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:28:52 +0000

For some reason, whenever the Komodo was talking, I was picturing this guy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/StarTrek-Gorn.jpg

By: Big & Rich Brooks

Big & Rich Brooks — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:01:10 +0000

“This is NOT a clinic for those coaches who want to pay $75 to leave town, drink beer and chase women all weekend.” Urban says that’s harsh.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:23:45 +0000

Dorsasaurus: that comment reminds me of one of my favorite Onion pieces ever.

By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:23:38 +0000

70-10 was the biggest fucking disgrace, ever.

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:23:00 +0000

Komodo Dragon, I like your style. Short and to the point. You don’t ramble on about minute details like some people.

After watching that TTU video, I’m convinced that Auburn hasn’t had that many big plays in the last two seasons combined. For shame. Meth Franklin, do your magic!!

By: Holly

Holly — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:13:44 +0000

I presume you prefer the hair gel?

Gross. No. But I’m working the sentence “Our girlfriends use the hair products” into every conversation for a week.

By: Dorsasaurus Rex

Dorsasaurus Rex — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:08:43 +0000

Good sir from ‘Bama.

Despite the fact that LSU will Ivan Drago “break you” this coming season let me put the state of Alabama into perspective: You do have metrosexuals, I’ve seen them, they’re called the Crimson Tide. And I’m quite sure Brandon Cox would say Brah as he was wearing his gigantic skull belt buckle and pink, light blue and lime green oversized hoodie he bought at the devil’s playpen “the mall”.

Don’t act like there is really such a thing as “the good old South” anymore. Just about everyone has left that ideal behind.

Go beat your wife, or your boyfriend – you know, cause he’s all queer.

By: Tom

Tom — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:56:28 +0000

Holly,
I presume you prefer the hair gel?