Comments on: FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MELISSA ETHERIDGE!

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:14:43 +0000

If you click on the link, you forfeit your man card.

By: worstfan

worstfan — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:02:14 +0000

No EDSBS Live tonight, I take it y’all?

By: Sherlock Hemlock

Sherlock Hemlock — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:02:02 +0000

Who are these bloated lesbians of whom you speak? When I click on the link, I see only two Brontosauri foraging along the primeval seashore.

By: J.J.

J.J. — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:24:33 +0000

With Etheridge’s money, you’d think that she would be able to procure some nicer trim than THAT! My gawd, she found the mirror image of herself for mutual gnawing. Like giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a bowl of fish stew. (Gargling with Clorox wouldn’t remove eu de Etheridge from one’s palate.)
I only wish that instead of Michigan and Ohio State apparel, one was wearing an Obama hat while the other modeled a Hillary T-shirt.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:05:30 +0000

On a lighter note, something about Melissa Etheridges knees is very very wrong….is she like 64 or something? Does being a lesbian/carpetmuncher/birkenstock non makeup wearing guitar pickin clam kisser make her knees just pickle up? Zup with that?

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:02:25 +0000

Orson,

Love the bunda, but can you tell your uncle, Police Chief Swindle of the Tuscaloosa Police Dept to stop harassing black Alabama football players? And to stop talking smack to Nick Saban before Nick really gets pissed and turns the whole team loose on the Tuscaloosa PD in a ambush? Before CNS BUYS the city of Tuscaloosa so he could fire the whole police dept?
ThxKBai

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:24:27 +0000

I’m more likely to vomit at the homophobia than anything else.

The butts are nice, though.

Go blue!

By: LarryMunson'sHead

LarryMunson'sHead — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:59:57 +0000

BUNDA BUNDA! BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA

By: Not the Mama

Not the Mama — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:09:10 +0000

Shit. I remember when Melissa Etheridge made me hard as Chinese arithmetic. Now, this…

I forgot what I was sayin’.

By: AgnosticTheocrat

AgnosticTheocrat — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:37:32 +0000

Alright! Ohio State gets the grammy-award winner, and Michigan gets her ugly girlfriend. GO BUCKS!

By: Dr. Cruz

Dr. Cruz — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:04:42 +0000

I wanted pics of the nasty music broad.

By: Ninja Football

Ninja Football — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:30:59 +0000

Orson,

That Melissa Ethridge shit is just wrong. As a Wolverine I’m completely offended.

And a question, in light of the Sooner recruit who just got arrested for two felonies: Do recruits count toward the Fulmer Cup?

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:29:50 +0000

I wonder if they got a permit from Army Corps of Engineers before putting those dikes on the beach.

For that matter, ATF better check to see if they have a liquor license.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:28:20 +0000

I sure hope neither of her boys are Dutch.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:21:00 +0000

You may try to disgust me with fat, nasty lesbians, but I’ll always be a Buckeye. At least it wasn’t a nude beach.

Thanks for the Reef girls to get the nasty out of my eyes.