FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MELISSA ETHERIDGE!
We kid in the title, though you may see in this post that she and her partner are playing the field by wearing conflicting team allegiances: one in an Ohio State jersey, the other in Michigan colors, ensuring that were you to see them getting it on this gear, you would vomit, then vomit again, and continuously vomit for the next three hours for not one but two reasons.
Your cheesecake comes from the ever reliable reef girls, but first: a musical tribute to culo from Pitbull.
Cheesecake after the jump: enjoy it and your weekends, as well.












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oc phil says:
A musician who isn’t hot? Where are our priorities?
March 7th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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Brian says:
When I get my pile of money, I’m going to use part of it to purchase the Reef corporation, so that I may partake in this succulent bounty at my slightest whimsy. Then: Every Day Will Be Bunda: EDWBB.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
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Kanu says:
A good choice after all, Swindle.
Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas!
March 7th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Wow – pic #3. $1,500 Gash indeed.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
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Doug says:
Bunda: the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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sonofsamford says:
It’s hard not to agree with anyone who has Lil’ John supporting their position. I wish someone would think to use him in an upcoming presidential debate.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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sonofsamford says:
By “John,” I’m pretty sure I meant Jon.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
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Unhappy Monkey says:
Sooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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Kanu says:
G.R.E.A.M.: Gash Rules Everything Around Me
-PayDayLoans Clan
March 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Outstanding!! I always click the “more” button with anticipation on Cheesecake day. I was not disappointed today.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
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MeytonPanning says:
Um yeah…..talk about dichotomy. First you cold shower me with pictures of buckeye-wolverine-celebrity-lesbians-not-named-Rosy-canklelisciousness …. Only to punch me in the face with bunda so tight, and yet so….BALLER! This imagery is like a visual metaphor of manic-depressive disorder. sad…..GLAD….sad…..GLAD.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Hillary for president ad?
Banishment to a French penal colony for this infraction.
Now where is my cattle gun?
March 7th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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Paragon SC says:
Very nice Swindle… what do you say we all chip in and buy a piece of the company.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
You may try to disgust me with fat, nasty lesbians, but I’ll always be a Buckeye. At least it wasn’t a nude beach.
Thanks for the Reef girls to get the nasty out of my eyes.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I sure hope neither of her boys are Dutch.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I wonder if they got a permit from Army Corps of Engineers before putting those dikes on the beach.
For that matter, ATF better check to see if they have a liquor license.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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Ninja Football says:
Orson,
That Melissa Ethridge shit is just wrong. As a Wolverine I’m completely offended.
And a question, in light of the Sooner recruit who just got arrested for two felonies: Do recruits count toward the Fulmer Cup?
March 7th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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Dr. Cruz says:
I wanted pics of the nasty music broad.
March 7th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
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AgnosticTheocrat says:
Alright! Ohio State gets the grammy-award winner, and Michigan gets her ugly girlfriend. GO BUCKS!
March 7th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
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Not the Mama says:
Shit. I remember when Melissa Etheridge made me hard as Chinese arithmetic. Now, this…
I forgot what I was sayin’.
March 7th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
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LarryMunson'sHead says:
BUNDA BUNDA! BUNDA BUNDA BUNDA
March 8th, 2008 at 1:59 am
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Patrick says:
I’m more likely to vomit at the homophobia than anything else.
The butts are nice, though.
Go blue!
March 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Orson,
Love the bunda, but can you tell your uncle, Police Chief Swindle of the Tuscaloosa Police Dept to stop harassing black Alabama football players? And to stop talking smack to Nick Saban before Nick really gets pissed and turns the whole team loose on the Tuscaloosa PD in a ambush? Before CNS BUYS the city of Tuscaloosa so he could fire the whole police dept?
ThxKBai
March 9th, 2008 at 1:02 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
On a lighter note, something about Melissa Etheridges knees is very very wrong….is she like 64 or something? Does being a lesbian/carpetmuncher/birkenstock non makeup wearing guitar pickin clam kisser make her knees just pickle up? Zup with that?
March 9th, 2008 at 1:05 am
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J.J. says:
With Etheridge’s money, you’d think that she would be able to procure some nicer trim than THAT! My gawd, she found the mirror image of herself for mutual gnawing. Like giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a bowl of fish stew. (Gargling with Clorox wouldn’t remove eu de Etheridge from one’s palate.)
I only wish that instead of Michigan and Ohio State apparel, one was wearing an Obama hat while the other modeled a Hillary T-shirt.
March 9th, 2008 at 8:24 am
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Sherlock Hemlock says:
Who are these bloated lesbians of whom you speak? When I click on the link, I see only two Brontosauri foraging along the primeval seashore.
March 9th, 2008 at 9:02 am
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worstfan says:
No EDSBS Live tonight, I take it y’all?
March 9th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
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Raider Red says:
If you click on the link, you forfeit your man card.
March 9th, 2008 at 6:14 pm