FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MELISSA ETHERIDGE!
by Orson on Mar 7, 2008 3:24 PM EST
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PrintWe kid in the title, though you may see in this post that she and her partner are playing the field by wearing conflicting team allegiances: one in an Ohio State jersey, the other in Michigan colors, ensuring that were you to see them getting it on this gear, you would vomit, then vomit again, and continuously vomit for the next three hours for not one but two reasons.
Your cheesecake comes from the ever reliable reef girls, but first: a musical tribute to culo from Pitbull.
Cheesecake after the jump: enjoy it and your weekends, as well.
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A musician who isn’t hot? Where are our priorities?
by oc phil on Mar 7, 2008 3:29 PM EST reply actions
When I get my pile of money, I’m going to use part of it to purchase the Reef corporation, so that I may partake in this succulent bounty at my slightest whimsy. Then: Every Day Will Be Bunda: EDWBB.
by Brian on Mar 7, 2008 3:30 PM EST reply actions
A good choice after all, Swindle.
Feliz fin de semana chicos y chicas!
by Kanu on Mar 7, 2008 3:31 PM EST reply actions
Bunda: the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
by Doug on Mar 7, 2008 3:46 PM EST reply actions
It’s hard not to agree with anyone who has Lil’ John supporting their position. I wish someone would think to use him in an upcoming presidential debate.
by sonofsamford on Mar 7, 2008 3:46 PM EST reply actions
G.R.E.A.M.: Gash Rules Everything Around Me
-PayDayLoans Clan
by Kanu on Mar 7, 2008 4:37 PM EST reply actions
Outstanding!! I always click the “more” button with anticipation on Cheesecake day. I was not disappointed today.
by Last Dragon on Mar 7, 2008 4:37 PM EST reply actions
Um yeah…..talk about dichotomy. First you cold shower me with pictures of buckeye-wolverine-celebrity-lesbians-not-named-Rosy-canklelisciousness …. Only to punch me in the face with bunda so tight, and yet so….BALLER! This imagery is like a visual metaphor of manic-depressive disorder. sad…..GLAD….sad…..GLAD.
by MeytonPanning on Mar 7, 2008 4:52 PM EST reply actions
Hillary for president ad?
Banishment to a French penal colony for this infraction.
Now where is my cattle gun?
by hunglikehussain on Mar 7, 2008 4:59 PM EST reply actions
Very nice Swindle… what do you say we all chip in and buy a piece of the company.
by Paragon SC on Mar 7, 2008 5:18 PM EST reply actions
You may try to disgust me with fat, nasty lesbians, but I’ll always be a Buckeye. At least it wasn’t a nude beach.
Thanks for the Reef girls to get the nasty out of my eyes.
by Crabapple Buck on Mar 7, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions
I sure hope neither of her boys are Dutch.
by Out of Conference on Mar 7, 2008 5:28 PM EST reply actions
I wonder if they got a permit from Army Corps of Engineers before putting those dikes on the beach.
For that matter, ATF better check to see if they have a liquor license.
by Out of Conference on Mar 7, 2008 5:29 PM EST reply actions
Orson,
That Melissa Ethridge shit is just wrong. As a Wolverine I’m completely offended.
And a question, in light of the Sooner recruit who just got arrested for two felonies: Do recruits count toward the Fulmer Cup?
by Ninja Football on Mar 7, 2008 6:30 PM EST reply actions
Alright! Ohio State gets the grammy-award winner, and Michigan gets her ugly girlfriend. GO BUCKS!
by AgnosticTheocrat on Mar 7, 2008 7:37 PM EST reply actions
Shit. I remember when Melissa Etheridge made me hard as Chinese arithmetic. Now, this…
I forgot what I was sayin’.
by Not the Mama on Mar 7, 2008 9:09 PM EST reply actions
I’m more likely to vomit at the homophobia than anything else.
The butts are nice, though.
Go blue!
by Patrick on Mar 8, 2008 10:24 AM EST reply actions
Orson,
Love the bunda, but can you tell your uncle, Police Chief Swindle of the Tuscaloosa Police Dept to stop harassing black Alabama football players? And to stop talking smack to Nick Saban before Nick really gets pissed and turns the whole team loose on the Tuscaloosa PD in a ambush? Before CNS BUYS the city of Tuscaloosa so he could fire the whole police dept?
ThxKBai
by Mr Pelican Pants on Mar 9, 2008 1:02 AM EST reply actions
On a lighter note, something about Melissa Etheridges knees is very very wrong….is she like 64 or something? Does being a lesbian/carpetmuncher/birkenstock non makeup wearing guitar pickin clam kisser make her knees just pickle up? Zup with that?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Mar 9, 2008 1:05 AM EST reply actions
With Etheridge’s money, you’d think that she would be able to procure some nicer trim than THAT! My gawd, she found the mirror image of herself for mutual gnawing. Like giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a bowl of fish stew. (Gargling with Clorox wouldn’t remove eu de Etheridge from one’s palate.)
I only wish that instead of Michigan and Ohio State apparel, one was wearing an Obama hat while the other modeled a Hillary T-shirt.
by J.J. on Mar 9, 2008 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
Who are these bloated lesbians of whom you speak? When I click on the link, I see only two Brontosauri foraging along the primeval seashore.
by Sherlock Hemlock on Mar 9, 2008 10:02 AM EDT reply actions
If you click on the link, you forfeit your man card.
by Raider Red on Mar 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
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