TIMEKILLERS: TREV GETS SOLD ON THE FARM
We’re working on a piece for the SN right now, but in the meantime, please accept Trev expressing his sympathies for the heifers at a livestock auction as filler.
Oh, and Patrick’s got some delightfully bad photoshop over at 35 Seconds.









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jebus says:
Except the heifer at auction produces, unlike you, Trev.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:38 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
I went to a “strip club” in Budapest that operated much the same way.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:42 am
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reb pup says:
Trev is a fucking runt.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
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sonofsamford says:
Trev is closer to dry white toast than meat.
March 5th, 2008 at 11:54 am
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Albino Tornado says:
Jebus, are you bitter that the pride of Cedar Falls chose a real football school rather than Iowa State’s little brother? Let it go, man.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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Brian says:
That was his first experience as feeling like a piece of meat? Dude Nebraska wasn’t giving you a scholly for being on the quizbowl team, Trevvy. Sports scholarships, the last bastion of indentured servitude.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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Flatlander says:
Why does Trev always rock back and forth like he’s constipated and something bad is about to unfold? Get a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a Sunday NYT and be at peace, Trev.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Doesn’t Trev do these pieces in his “skimpies”?
March 5th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
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OhioDawg says:
Yeah, what is with the rocking. I’ve heard Bill Gates does that, but we can probably rule out any similarities with him. Thelonious Monk did something like that at the piano. Again, probably not the same thing. Maybe just a touch of autism.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
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jebus says:
#5 – maybe
March 5th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
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Carlinthemarlin says:
#9
Trev Alberts actually is Thelonius Monk. Only, you know, white and with no soul power. Also, I don’t think he can carry a tune. Sure knew how to rush the passer in college though.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm