TIMEKILLERS: TREV GETS SOLD ON THE FARM
We’re working on a piece for the SN right now, but in the meantime, please accept Trev expressing his sympathies for the heifers at a livestock auction as filler.
Oh, and Patrick’s got some delightfully bad photoshop over at 35 Seconds.












1
Except the heifer at auction produces, unlike you, Trev.
Comment by jebus — March 5, 2008 @ 11:38 am
2
I went to a “strip club” in Budapest that operated much the same way.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — March 5, 2008 @ 11:42 am
3
Trev is a fucking runt.
Comment by reb pup — March 5, 2008 @ 11:43 am
4
Trev is closer to dry white toast than meat.
Comment by sonofsamford — March 5, 2008 @ 11:54 am
5
Jebus, are you bitter that the pride of Cedar Falls chose a real football school rather than Iowa State’s little brother? Let it go, man.
Comment by Albino Tornado — March 5, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
6
That was his first experience as feeling like a piece of meat? Dude Nebraska wasn’t giving you a scholly for being on the quizbowl team, Trevvy. Sports scholarships, the last bastion of indentured servitude.
Comment by Brian — March 5, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
7
Why does Trev always rock back and forth like he’s constipated and something bad is about to unfold? Get a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a Sunday NYT and be at peace, Trev.
Comment by Flatlander — March 5, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
8
Doesn’t Trev do these pieces in his “skimpies”?
Comment by Last Dragon — March 5, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
9
Yeah, what is with the rocking. I’ve heard Bill Gates does that, but we can probably rule out any similarities with him. Thelonious Monk did something like that at the piano. Again, probably not the same thing. Maybe just a touch of autism.
Comment by OhioDawg — March 5, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
10
#5 - maybe
Comment by jebus — March 5, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
11
#9
Trev Alberts actually is Thelonius Monk. Only, you know, white and with no soul power. Also, I don’t think he can carry a tune. Sure knew how to rush the passer in college though.
Comment by Carlinthemarlin — March 5, 2008 @ 2:52 pm