TIMEKILLERS: TREV GETS SOLD ON THE FARM
by Orson on Mar 5, 2008 10:50 AM EST
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PrintWe're working on a piece for the SN right now, but in the meantime, please accept Trev expressing his sympathies for the heifers at a livestock auction as filler.
Oh, and Patrick's got some delightfully bad photoshop over at 35 Seconds.
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Except the heifer at auction produces, unlike you, Trev.
by jebus on Mar 5, 2008 11:38 AM EST reply actions
I went to a “strip club” in Budapest that operated much the same way.
by Biggus Rickus on Mar 5, 2008 11:42 AM EST reply actions
Trev is closer to dry white toast than meat.
by sonofsamford on Mar 5, 2008 11:54 AM EST reply actions
Jebus, are you bitter that the pride of Cedar Falls chose a real football school rather than Iowa State’s little brother? Let it go, man.
by Albino Tornado on Mar 5, 2008 12:50 PM EST reply actions
That was his first experience as feeling like a piece of meat? Dude Nebraska wasn’t giving you a scholly for being on the quizbowl team, Trevvy. Sports scholarships, the last bastion of indentured servitude.
by Brian on Mar 5, 2008 12:53 PM EST reply actions
Why does Trev always rock back and forth like he’s constipated and something bad is about to unfold? Get a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a Sunday NYT and be at peace, Trev.
by Flatlander on Mar 5, 2008 1:08 PM EST reply actions
Doesn’t Trev do these pieces in his “skimpies”?
by Last Dragon on Mar 5, 2008 1:21 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, what is with the rocking. I’ve heard Bill Gates does that, but we can probably rule out any similarities with him. Thelonious Monk did something like that at the piano. Again, probably not the same thing. Maybe just a touch of autism.
by OhioDawg on Mar 5, 2008 1:41 PM EST reply actions
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Trev Alberts actually is Thelonius Monk. Only, you know, white and with no soul power. Also, I don’t think he can carry a tune. Sure knew how to rush the passer in college though.
by Carlinthemarlin on Mar 5, 2008 2:52 PM EST reply actions
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