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March 5, 2008

MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: ROGUE BLOGGER

Bearded lunatic no more: we’re our own Mustache Wednesday today.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

Filed under: Mustaches, damn that's smooth, lolrus, would you like some sexy beef, your worst nightmares by Orson Swindle

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Unless, of course, the Bunda was TCOANs……….

Comment by CLTDawg — March 6, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
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Greenie (@38): I laughed so hard at that, I got teary-eyed.

Fortunately, I work at a non-profit, so I’m just about the only one remaining here at this late hour of 5:07 p.m.

Comment by Big Ten Joe — March 6, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
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Allahver Fist - very perceptive. I don’t think it reminds me of suicide so much as I thoght it would be the perfect song playing on the radio while this guy’s final minutes on earth played out.

By the way, when I described the scene to my wife, she said, “Good lord, what is wrong with you?” in a “You’re a dumbass” tone.

Comment by Out of Conference — March 6, 2008 @ 10:46 am
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#15, OOC

Wow. I had never previously associated the “Ramblin’ Man” lyrics with suicide - just thought it was a statement of “Sorry darlin’, time to roll on. Thankya for the head, it was good.” The suicidal slant does make sense, particularly if the song had been written after the Allman Bros. Band fired Dickey Betts via fax machine about 8 years ago*. Alas, it predates this recent history.

The link, however, between Mr. Swindle’s new face and Mr. Richard Betts’ is eerily similar.

*why in the hell did Dickey have a fax machine? What the fuck for?

Comment by Allahver Fist — March 6, 2008 @ 10:03 am
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Dude - Hide the crystal meth………

Comment by Last Dragon — March 6, 2008 @ 9:54 am
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I figured you would have gone the Charles Bronson route.

Comment by Geaux Irish — March 6, 2008 @ 9:22 am
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I think my soul has been periced by your gaze, you crazy eyed rascal you.

Comment by dogterd — March 6, 2008 @ 9:12 am
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Disturbing precedent being established here…lets all pray this does not lead to homemade bunda on Friday ….

Comment by Greenie — March 6, 2008 @ 9:09 am
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Fierce. I would now consider letting you ride my Harley.

Comment by Because They Can — March 6, 2008 @ 8:38 am
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That’s treading a fine line between “rugged mountain man” and “ask me about the time I met Chris Hansen.”

Comment by Doug — March 6, 2008 @ 8:30 am
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I always figured you were a neck beard man, Orson.

Comment by Scalz1 — March 6, 2008 @ 8:13 am
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I am so ashamed.

You look SMOKING hot with that ’stache.

Who knew I liked the leather queen look?

Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — March 6, 2008 @ 8:10 am
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The greatest love of all…is happening to me…

Comment by Elvis Peacock — March 6, 2008 @ 3:16 am
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Now, that’s just plain lazy.

#24, you’re right. All Orson needs now is a beret and a shitload of chemistry equipment. Kids, don’t try this at home.

Comment by Raider Red — March 6, 2008 @ 1:52 am
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11:

I think I know where Orson got the idea for the frameless glasses/stache combination:

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/mythbusters/images/jamie-hyneman-1.jpg

I’m just sayin’.

Comment by gosouthgohard — March 6, 2008 @ 1:03 am
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You know the great thing about high school girls?

Comment by WarCardinals — March 5, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
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Mmmmmm, lard.

Comment by Biggus Rickus — March 5, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
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A cross between Kurt Rambis and Steve Vaughn. F’en A, man!

Comment by Kerwin4two — March 5, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
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you comb that hair with firecrackers or what???

Comment by gerry dorsey — March 5, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
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#23 - well Fulmer is the highest paid person working for the state of Tennessee, and he IS only a box of Krispy Kremes away from exploding….No Orson, don’t do it, think of the children, who would be covered in lard. It would be like the Exxon Valdez all over again.

Comment by Brian — March 5, 2008 @ 10:14 pm