MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: ROGUE BLOGGER

by Orson on Mar 5, 2008 6:00 PM EST

Bearded lunatic no more: we're our own Mustache Wednesday today.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

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Sexy. All you need now is mustache wax:
http://www.oregonwildhair.com/images/Wax%20Tin.jpg

by Whohah on Mar 5, 2008 6:06 PM EST reply actions

bravo.

by ryan on Mar 5, 2008 6:13 PM EST reply actions

You look like a cross between the album cover of Mr. Oizo’s “Moustache (Half a Scissor)” and Catfish Hunter… I guess that’s a good thing

by worstfan on Mar 5, 2008 6:14 PM EST reply actions

I hope that’s a shadow beneath the bottom lip. Otherwise, I give it a Chuck Amato SEX-AAAY!

by Allahver Fist on Mar 5, 2008 6:18 PM EST reply actions

…Doc?

by Holly on Mar 5, 2008 6:19 PM EST reply actions

…yeah…yeah, you look like a guy who could go to Tech.

by blackertai on Mar 5, 2008 6:20 PM EST reply actions

Men of Atlanta, lock up your daughters, wives, and quite possibly your farm animals, as the lusty magnetism of that upper lip pelt knows no bounds.

by VolunteerValtrex on Mar 5, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions

You look like a pissed-off Ned Flanders.

by GinFizzBear on Mar 5, 2008 6:36 PM EST reply actions

That’s a MAN’s blogstache.

by Disgruntled Goat on Mar 5, 2008 6:44 PM EST reply actions

Farrokh Bulsara LIVES!

by kleph on Mar 5, 2008 6:53 PM EST reply actions

I’ll check out the stache right after I’m done appreciating those super rad specs.

by chum1 on Mar 5, 2008 6:53 PM EST reply actions

Orson, hate to say it, but it has been my observation that when the hairline begins receding, facial hair proliferates. It’s a subconscious thingy.

by hunglikehussain on Mar 5, 2008 6:58 PM EST reply actions

are you blogging today from a van with no windows?

by Captain Awesome on Mar 5, 2008 6:59 PM EST reply actions

if so, i bet it says “FREE CANDY!” on the side.

by kleph on Mar 5, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply actions

Damn, that’s it. That’s the look. The other day I was driving with my wife and the song, “Rambling Man” came on the radio. I told my wife this song reminds me of a guy down on his luck, girlfriend just dumped him, this song in the background playing, and him sitting on a bed, alone, with a malboro in his mouth, cherry dangling about 2 inches, half bottle of Jack sitting on the nightstand and he’s holding a gun in his hands, spinning the full cylinder, thinking… just thinking.

by Out of Conference on Mar 5, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions

Bravo, Orson, Bravo! Good work!

by LL on Mar 5, 2008 9:08 PM EST reply actions

A look that says, “Police remain on the lookout at this hour…”

by VandyJ on Mar 5, 2008 9:09 PM EST reply actions

“…say, you got any mora that saspurillah?”

by robert on Mar 5, 2008 9:26 PM EST reply actions

What? No Atlanta Sunset backdrop? Weeeak.

I’m sure that mustache is getting its fair share of action in the sack. No lady can resist the lusty tingle of a good solid American Mustache Ride.

Btw, I think we’ve been misspelling the word. Wikipedia (all knowing all seeing eye that it is) has the word with an “O”

by Brian on Mar 5, 2008 9:27 PM EST reply actions

Thomas Magnum meets Jack Nicholson from The Shining.

by Vol on Mar 5, 2008 9:36 PM EST reply actions

In another week, O, or maybe two or three, that thing’ll look bitchin’.

by NRBQ on Mar 5, 2008 9:46 PM EST reply actions

I use the “moustache” spelling, which I assume to be the British spelling. Those pansies love to insert vowels unnecessarily. I tend to default to their spellings in spite of their feminity. I mean we stole all this cultural shit from them.

by Biggus Rickus on Mar 5, 2008 9:50 PM EST reply actions

Also, when Orson is arrested for sending explosives to key members of the local, state and federal government, I won’t be surprised.

by Biggus Rickus on Mar 5, 2008 9:51 PM EST reply actions

Damn, Hyneman. By a fucking comb, why don’t you.

by Harris on Mar 5, 2008 10:00 PM EST reply actions

Lanny MacDonald thinks it isn’t bad for a beginner.

You don’t have an amber alert out for you, do you?

by Crabapple Buck on Mar 5, 2008 10:01 PM EST reply actions

- well Fulmer is the highest paid person working for the state of Tennessee, and he IS only a box of Krispy Kremes away from exploding….No Orson, don’t do it, think of the children, who would be covered in lard. It would be like the Exxon Valdez all over again.

by Brian on Mar 5, 2008 10:14 PM EST reply actions

you comb that hair with firecrackers or what???

by gerry dorsey on Mar 5, 2008 10:25 PM EST reply actions

A cross between Kurt Rambis and Steve Vaughn. F’en A, man!

by Kerwin4two on Mar 5, 2008 10:43 PM EST reply actions

Mmmmmm, lard.

by Biggus Rickus on Mar 5, 2008 10:55 PM EST reply actions

You know the great thing about high school girls?

by WarCardinals on Mar 5, 2008 11:47 PM EST reply actions

11:

I think I know where Orson got the idea for the frameless glasses/stache combination:

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/mythbusters/images/jamie-hyneman-1.jpg

I’m just sayin’.

by gosouthgohard on Mar 6, 2008 1:03 AM EST reply actions

Now, that’s just plain lazy.

#24, you’re right. All Orson needs now is a beret and a shitload of chemistry equipment. Kids, don’t try this at home.

by Raider Red on Mar 6, 2008 1:52 AM EST reply actions

The greatest love of all…is happening to me…

by Elvis Peacock on Mar 6, 2008 3:16 AM EST reply actions

I am so ashamed.

You look SMOKING hot with that ’stache.

Who knew I liked the leather queen look?

by The Conscience of a Nation on Mar 6, 2008 8:10 AM EST reply actions

I always figured you were a neck beard man, Orson.

by Scalz1 on Mar 6, 2008 8:13 AM EST reply actions

That’s treading a fine line between “rugged mountain man” and “ask me about the time I met Chris Hansen.”

by Doug on Mar 6, 2008 8:30 AM EST reply actions

Fierce. I would now consider letting you ride my Harley.

by Because They Can on Mar 6, 2008 8:38 AM EST reply actions

Disturbing precedent being established here…lets all pray this does not lead to homemade bunda on Friday ….

by Greenie on Mar 6, 2008 9:09 AM EST reply actions

I think my soul has been periced by your gaze, you crazy eyed rascal you.

by dogterd on Mar 6, 2008 9:12 AM EST reply actions

I figured you would have gone the Charles Bronson route.

by Geaux Irish on Mar 6, 2008 9:22 AM EST reply actions

Dude – Hide the crystal meth………

by Last Dragon on Mar 6, 2008 9:54 AM EST reply actions

#15, OOC

Wow. I had never previously associated the “Ramblin’ Man” lyrics with suicide – just thought it was a statement of “Sorry darlin’, time to roll on. Thankya for the head, it was good.” The suicidal slant does make sense, particularly if the song had been written after the Allman Bros. Band fired Dickey Betts via fax machine about 8 years ago*. Alas, it predates this recent history.

The link, however, between Mr. Swindle’s new face and Mr. Richard Betts’ is eerily similar.

*why in the hell did Dickey have a fax machine? What the fuck for?

by Allahver Fist on Mar 6, 2008 10:03 AM EST reply actions

Allahver Fist – very perceptive. I don’t think it reminds me of suicide so much as I thoght it would be the perfect song playing on the radio while this guy’s final minutes on earth played out.

By the way, when I described the scene to my wife, she said, “Good lord, what is wrong with you?” in a “You’re a dumbass” tone.

by Out of Conference on Mar 6, 2008 10:46 AM EST reply actions