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March 5, 2008

MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: ROGUE BLOGGER

Bearded lunatic no more: we’re our own Mustache Wednesday today.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

Filed under: Mustaches, damn that's smooth, lolrus, would you like some sexy beef, your worst nightmares by Orson Swindle

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45 Responses to “MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: ROGUE BLOGGER”

1

Whohah says:

Sexy. All you need now is mustache wax:
http://www.oregonwildhair.com/images/Wax%20Tin.jpg

March 5th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
2

ryan says:

bravo.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
3

worstfan says:

You look like a cross between the album cover of Mr. Oizo’s “Moustache (Half a Scissor)” and Catfish Hunter… I guess that’s a good thing

March 5th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
4

Allahver Fist says:

I hope that’s a shadow beneath the bottom lip. Otherwise, I give it a Chuck Amato SEX-AAAY!

March 5th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
5

Holly says:

…Doc?

March 5th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
6

blackertai says:

…yeah…yeah, you look like a guy who could go to Tech.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
7

VolunteerValtrex says:

Men of Atlanta, lock up your daughters, wives, and quite possibly your farm animals, as the lusty magnetism of that upper lip pelt knows no bounds.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
8

GinFizzBear says:

You look like a pissed-off Ned Flanders.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
9

Disgruntled Goat says:

That’s a MAN’s blogstache.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
10

kleph says:

Farrokh Bulsara LIVES!

March 5th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
11

chum1 says:

I’ll check out the stache right after I’m done appreciating those super rad specs.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
12

hunglikehussain says:

Orson, hate to say it, but it has been my observation that when the hairline begins receding, facial hair proliferates. It’s a subconscious thingy.

March 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
13

Captain Awesome says:

are you blogging today from a van with no windows?

March 5th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
14

kleph says:

if so, i bet it says “FREE CANDY!” on the side.

March 5th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
15

Out of Conference says:

Damn, that’s it. That’s the look. The other day I was driving with my wife and the song, “Rambling Man” came on the radio. I told my wife this song reminds me of a guy down on his luck, girlfriend just dumped him, this song in the background playing, and him sitting on a bed, alone, with a malboro in his mouth, cherry dangling about 2 inches, half bottle of Jack sitting on the nightstand and he’s holding a gun in his hands, spinning the full cylinder, thinking… just thinking.

March 5th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
16

LL says:

Bravo, Orson, Bravo! Good work!

March 5th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
17

VandyJ says:

A look that says, “Police remain on the lookout at this hour…”

March 5th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
18

robert says:

“…say, you got any mora that saspurillah?”

March 5th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
19

Brian says:

What? No Atlanta Sunset backdrop? Weeeak.

I’m sure that mustache is getting its fair share of action in the sack. No lady can resist the lusty tingle of a good solid American Mustache Ride.

Btw, I think we’ve been misspelling the word. Wikipedia (all knowing all seeing eye that it is) has the word with an “O”

March 5th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
20

Vol says:

Thomas Magnum meets Jack Nicholson from The Shining.

March 5th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
21

NRBQ says:

In another week, O, or maybe two or three, that thing’ll look bitchin’.

March 5th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
22

Biggus Rickus says:

I use the “moustache” spelling, which I assume to be the British spelling. Those pansies love to insert vowels unnecessarily. I tend to default to their spellings in spite of their feminity. I mean we stole all this cultural shit from them.

March 5th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
23

Biggus Rickus says:

Also, when Orson is arrested for sending explosives to key members of the local, state and federal government, I won’t be surprised.

March 5th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
24

Harris says:

Damn, Hyneman. By a fucking comb, why don’t you.

March 5th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
25

Crabapple Buck says:

Lanny MacDonald thinks it isn’t bad for a beginner.

You don’t have an amber alert out for you, do you?

March 5th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
26

Brian says:

#23 – well Fulmer is the highest paid person working for the state of Tennessee, and he IS only a box of Krispy Kremes away from exploding….No Orson, don’t do it, think of the children, who would be covered in lard. It would be like the Exxon Valdez all over again.

March 5th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
27

gerry dorsey says:

you comb that hair with firecrackers or what???

March 5th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
28

Kerwin4two says:

A cross between Kurt Rambis and Steve Vaughn. F’en A, man!

March 5th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
29

Biggus Rickus says:

Mmmmmm, lard.

March 5th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
30

WarCardinals says:

You know the great thing about high school girls?

March 5th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
31

gosouthgohard says:

11:

I think I know where Orson got the idea for the frameless glasses/stache combination:

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/mythbusters/images/jamie-hyneman-1.jpg

I’m just sayin’.

March 6th, 2008 at 1:03 am
32

Raider Red says:

Now, that’s just plain lazy.

#24, you’re right. All Orson needs now is a beret and a shitload of chemistry equipment. Kids, don’t try this at home.

March 6th, 2008 at 1:52 am
33

Elvis Peacock says:

The greatest love of all…is happening to me…

March 6th, 2008 at 3:16 am
34

The Conscience of a Nation says:

I am so ashamed.

You look SMOKING hot with that ’stache.

Who knew I liked the leather queen look?

March 6th, 2008 at 8:10 am
35

Scalz1 says:

I always figured you were a neck beard man, Orson.

March 6th, 2008 at 8:13 am
36

Doug says:

That’s treading a fine line between “rugged mountain man” and “ask me about the time I met Chris Hansen.”

March 6th, 2008 at 8:30 am
37

Because They Can says:

Fierce. I would now consider letting you ride my Harley.

March 6th, 2008 at 8:38 am
38

Greenie says:

Disturbing precedent being established here…lets all pray this does not lead to homemade bunda on Friday ….

March 6th, 2008 at 9:09 am
39

dogterd says:

I think my soul has been periced by your gaze, you crazy eyed rascal you.

March 6th, 2008 at 9:12 am
40

Geaux Irish says:

I figured you would have gone the Charles Bronson route.

March 6th, 2008 at 9:22 am
41

Last Dragon says:

Dude – Hide the crystal meth………

March 6th, 2008 at 9:54 am
42

Allahver Fist says:

#15, OOC

Wow. I had never previously associated the “Ramblin’ Man” lyrics with suicide – just thought it was a statement of “Sorry darlin’, time to roll on. Thankya for the head, it was good.” The suicidal slant does make sense, particularly if the song had been written after the Allman Bros. Band fired Dickey Betts via fax machine about 8 years ago*. Alas, it predates this recent history.

The link, however, between Mr. Swindle’s new face and Mr. Richard Betts’ is eerily similar.

*why in the hell did Dickey have a fax machine? What the fuck for?

March 6th, 2008 at 10:03 am
43

Out of Conference says:

Allahver Fist – very perceptive. I don’t think it reminds me of suicide so much as I thoght it would be the perfect song playing on the radio while this guy’s final minutes on earth played out.

By the way, when I described the scene to my wife, she said, “Good lord, what is wrong with you?” in a “You’re a dumbass” tone.

March 6th, 2008 at 10:46 am
44

Big Ten Joe says:

Greenie (@38): I laughed so hard at that, I got teary-eyed.

Fortunately, I work at a non-profit, so I’m just about the only one remaining here at this late hour of 5:07 p.m.

March 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
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CLTDawg says:

Unless, of course, the Bunda was TCOANs……….

March 6th, 2008 at 8:23 pm