WOOOO!!! EARLY REASSIGNS THE GATOR HATOR TO THE BABY

Loving the SEC “I’m more of a redneck than you” bit. You guys won’t concede in ANYTHING to a rival, even who’s got more lame fans. BTW, you forgot to mention ‘chicks with fat arms.’

Sir, you only get those kind of arms from giving ferocious hand jobs.

When I saw that on Adult Swim the other night, I simply lost it. You’ve always known that Early was a Dawg. But never have I seen such a wonderfully accurate capturing of Dawg Nation.

“Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They”

I think you led with Miami for a reason. We all know it’s a totally non-redneck carveout.

“Duck Head-wearing nouveau-riche Panic crowd”

That, sir, cuts to the bone. But inaccurately.

Many of us are members of the red pant-wearing yuppy Phish crowd. So like I said, the bone.

1. - what is the difference between Panic and Phish? The quality of the weed?

Orson, I think you got the gay gene

If you’re still wearing red pants and like Phish, it’s likely you’re too young to have ever seen them live*.

Spreadnecks simply are douchebags searching for something more cooly intense than Dave Matthews.

*2000 or earlier, not the Trey Is Too Fucked Up comeback.

“the Duck Head-wearing nouveau-riche Panic crowd”

allsome

uga was one of the 127 law schools i applied to – on the application form, it asked “1. how bushy is your hair? 2. how many panic shows have you been to?”

true story.

1. phish is, like, a totally heady crunchy groove, while panic is, like, more of a crunchy heady groove, braaaaaaaaaaaaah

and orson, while i fully respect the white trash diversity of florida, i’d be remiss if i didn’t note that we here in oklahoma lead both florida and georgia in one vitally important white trash statistic: number of meth-cooking induced trailor explosions – some call it a plague; i call it a byproduct of entrepreneurship

“#5 – what is the difference between Panic and Phish? The quality of the weed?”

Replace “weed” with “musicians.”

sweet hippy snap, #10

talk about bad vibes…

“stoner surfer rednecks from Melbourne”

How did you know, really? That is an amazingly accurate representation of all of the people in my high school class who went to UF (myself included). The rest are drywallers, roofers and TJ Maxx cashiers.

the real difference between Phish and Panic is the number of Northeast frat boys eating mushrooms for the first time and picking fights with the dreadheads and trustafarians. Well, that and the number of guitarists on stage.

MiseanAuFan, so which has the higher quality? Judging from your scholastic affinity (and geography), I’d say Panic.

I didn’t want to have to break this out…but you all left me no choice…I couldn’t find the original post of this, but here it is mirrored by some tech kids:

http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gtg740h/badical/coolandtough.shtml

refer to point number five if you click the above link, btw.

#9
cooking your own drugs is redundant with the Port of Miami right down the road. Bringing quality yay right to your doorstep, no need for country crack

#12
Don’t forget Bizarro’s Pizza delivery guys. Brevard county: You can surf in the morning and hunt pig in the afternoon. I know I have.

hippie snobbishness. the highest stage of irony.

#19, robert

It’s called Deader Than Thou Syndrome, and it’s awesome. Also, Panic sucks and God killed Jeff Healey ‘cause he’s fucking sick of Michael Houser.

#16

your post really illustrates the economic debate over globalization occurring right now

you would be in the globalization camp, advocating open trade among the nations, while i would be in the more protectionist camp, advocating american-based small business development, especially in the manufacturing sector

Allahver, we always called it “Hippier than Thou”. Really came to bear at SCI shows.

#19…ouch.
Kicking a dead man…classy.
That comment made me adjust my craokies.

croakies

Okie:
Al-ways loook foooor, the union laa-belll
When you are buy-ing that gram o’ crank

…don’t kid yourself the japs would kill us if they ever decided to get in that dope game

Yeah………that was supposed to be a little bit of self-depricating humor from a Georgia fan.

I will work on writing more expressively.

Glad to send everyone off on a tangent. On that note, I saw Phish at Big Cypress where I met a variety of Florida redneck not listed by Orson; the gator wrastlin’ Seminole. Their chief had part of his hand bit off, true story.

1. you must be a “F.I.T.” wanna-be!

Down in the “IRC” we’d surf the inlet in the morning, skate the “PSL” metal ramp in the afternoon and airboat for aligator out in C-54 all night.

This was the 90’s however.

“MiseanAuFan, so which has the higher quality? Judging from your scholastic affinity (and geography), I’d say Panic.”

Wrong! (yes, I know- Auburn, southeast, etc- it screams Panic).

For the record:

Jawja > Florida (on the grounds that GA was a penal colony)
Phish > Panic
Globalization > Protectionism

The real question, though, is which state has bigger Truck Nuts?

Declaring which is better; UGA or UF, is like saying that your restaurant has the world’s best catfish. Yes the meat might be succulent and flaky, but at the end of the day, its inputs are still the garbage at the bottom of the pond.

Why must you hunk us natives of the DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVAL in with Fred Durst?
Seriously, why not go for the Skynyrd or .38 Special crowd or 69Boyz?

Brian,

I cannot speak for Florida, but I am fairly sure that UGA is not “catfish”. Anyone who has stepped foot on the fine campus of America’s oldest chartered University and witnessed the beauty of our “fish” would know we only serve up the finest marine cuisine.

If I go my whole life and never hear another person scream DUUUUUUVAL….that’d be nice.

PONTE VEEEEEDRAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

32 – Im not talkin about pussy. Im talkin about intelligence.

31-
Let’s not forget the groundbreaking pussycore of Yellowcard…and i’m sure with our demographics we must have produced a bigtime country singer out of Middleburg/OP/Baker County/Callahan etc

Yeah, Dawg 05, intelligence – like assuming a state that’s bordered on 3 fucking sides by ocean to pride itself on its catfish. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go chase Mofro out of my backyard.

Clarification: that wasn’t directed towards Dawg 05, just poorly worded.

I think you missed the analogy Mr. Fist.

Yes, it is very stupid to choose to go to a state school and avoid student loan debt. I cry every month when I don’t have to write a $500 check for my liberal arts degree.

If my ears do not deceive me, Early is none other than Unknown Hinson.

I fondly remember his chart-toppin TV series w/ the late Rebel Helms, “The Wild, Wild South”.

Brian,

What mattered more to you in your college experience?
What matters more to you now?

I once heard about, never witnessed, a painting of a Grateful Dead skeleton wearing a CSA uniform on the wall of a certain fraternity house at UA.
Dead > Panic. Any day.

Brian: ?!?

GA Tech ranking: 35
UF ranking: 49
UGA ranking: 59

I can see where there’s a bit of a differential between Tech and UGA, but please, UF is smack in the middle of the two. Certainly not bottom-feeding-catfish-analogy level of stupidity. That kind of stupidity is clearly reserved for “institutions” like FSU.

And to TCOAN’s point, many students at UF, if they had both FL Prepaid and Bright Futures, actually got paid (in a way) to stay in-state. I was one of ‘em, and zero dollars in student debt is phenomenal indeed.

Are Coop and Brian the same person? They both seem to have the “Your school sucks and is filled with morons- I went to school X, which is ranked 10-25 spots higher than yours, according to US News,” thing covered.

#9
who produces more meth per capita i wonder. I mean oklahoma may have more meth heads, but Im willing to bet that a georgian uses more meth on a daily basis.

I have to give Florida the nod in terms of trash per capita.

When it was pointed out that Georgians were moving to Florida in droves following World War II, Georgia governor Eugene Talmadge said, “That’s okay, it’s boosted the average IQ of both states by 25 points!”

Dude, Brian, thank you for finding the link to the old Badical Industries page. Do they still show up every Friday with ridiculous shit? I’ve still got the flyer about Mexican “fun-facts” somewhere.

“Anyone who has stepped foot on the fine campus of America’s oldest chartered University and witnessed the beauty of our “fish” would know we only serve up the finest marine cuisine.”

You’re saying what we already know… everyone in Athens has crabs.

I know two people who were accepted to GA Tech and not to UF. Both ended up going to UCF.

Brian, I believe I did miss your analogy, but it’s mostly because of my blind raving rage over perceiving your disrespect of the catfish.

In other news:

Grateful Dead > football