Comments on: CRICKET AIN’T FOR SISSIES, YO

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:41:03 +0000

Large former semi-pro rugby playing New Zealander telling us what sports his kids play: He plays cricket
My sister: what’s cricket?
Me: Cricket is like baseball, for cripples.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:58:53 +0000

By the way, people disturb me.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:37:47 +0000

Dude needs a pink wink.

What is a pink wink? Well, I was perusing the latest edition of the Westword (Denver’s equivalent to Atlanta’s Creative Loafing, if that is still around). It is a local fish wrap provided free at many resturantds and other locations within the city. Not ill repute mind you, but it does provide ad space for some services you may not find in your local paper. I found an ad for a studio that offers a variety of hair services, cuts, shaves, waxing, laser removal, etc. In bold they advise that they offer female and MALE brazilian waxing (one is cool! one is UNcool!). Just when you get your mind wrapped around that fact, they proceed to tell you that with said waxing, you get a free “Pink Wink.” Just as you say to yourself, pink wink? what the hell is a pink wink? Your eyes continue across the line of type to learn that it is an anus bleaching.

That’s right, so now, when someone asks you about a pink wink, you know. And knowing is half the battle.

By: gosouthgohard

gosouthgohard — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:13:58 +0000

why isn’t there that level of detail on nudity in movie reviews?

By: kleph

kleph — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:11:15 +0000

andrew symons is indeed, a top aussie (if i can ever get nosedog to update his blasted page).

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:07:27 +0000

eff… cancel that didn’t see #1 cliche joke before i did mine.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:03:58 +0000

But can he [name redacted] block?

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:03:14 +0000

Reggie Fucking Nelson gives that hit a thumbs up.

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:02:56 +0000

How about the stupid ass commentator? “We don’t know if its a boy or a girl streaker.” Are the women that ugly over there?

Also – being the security guard really has to suck in a situation like this. Having to dive on top of the naked dude and all…….

By: Cincy

Cincy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:43:41 +0000

Speaking of things Australian,

what ever happend to John Birdwell on the rest of his recruiting trip to the states?
Last I heard he was headed to Auburn to talk with Tuberville about integrating his Australian Rules Chop Block (read: stabbing) into the Tiger defense.