CRICKET AIN'T FOR SISSIES, YO

by Orson on Mar 4, 2008 4:26 PM EST

Andrew Symonds, like most Australians, is awesome from birth and has the antivenom for seven major venomous snakes running through his veins naturally. He's also a cricketer, meaning we should downgrade him from total badass to "merely tougher than we can possibly imagine ever being," but alas, the evidence doesn't lie: he may even be cooler than the average Aussie for his dispatch of a male streaker at the Aussies' match against India.

Warning: this video contains male nudity. And by male nudity, we mean specific glimpses of the asscrack, testicles, the taint, a bit of flapping tackle and a brief and horrifying shot of the man's actual butt-hole on the way down. (Yes, we looked.) If you don't like male nudity, you should watch anyway, because this man gets hit harder by Symonds than anyone got hit by Florida's secondary last season.

We love the reaction of the in-house crew to the announcement of a streaker: applause, cheers, streakers. That and the color guy suggesting that "That was the first tackle of the State of Origin match" make this at least the ninth-best thing we've seen in 2008 thus far.

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Speaking of things Australian,

what ever happend to John Birdwell on the rest of his recruiting trip to the states?
Last I heard he was headed to Auburn to talk with Tuberville about integrating his Australian Rules Chop Block (read: stabbing) into the Tiger defense.

by Cincy on Mar 4, 2008 4:43 PM EST reply actions

How about the stupid ass commentator? “We don’t know if its a boy or a girl streaker.” Are the women that ugly over there?

Also – being the security guard really has to suck in a situation like this. Having to dive on top of the naked dude and all…….

by Last Dragon on Mar 4, 2008 5:02 PM EST reply actions

Reggie Fucking Nelson gives that hit a thumbs up.

by Signal to Noise on Mar 4, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions

But can he [name redacted] block?

by ThreenOut on Mar 4, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions

eff… cancel that didn’t see #1 cliche joke before i did mine.

by ThreenOut on Mar 4, 2008 5:07 PM EST reply actions

andrew symons is indeed, a top aussie (if i can ever get nosedog to update his blasted page).

by kleph on Mar 4, 2008 5:11 PM EST reply actions

why isn’t there that level of detail on nudity in movie reviews?

by gosouthgohard on Mar 4, 2008 5:13 PM EST reply actions

Dude needs a pink wink.

What is a pink wink? Well, I was perusing the latest edition of the Westword (Denver’s equivalent to Atlanta’s Creative Loafing, if that is still around). It is a local fish wrap provided free at many resturantds and other locations within the city. Not ill repute mind you, but it does provide ad space for some services you may not find in your local paper. I found an ad for a studio that offers a variety of hair services, cuts, shaves, waxing, laser removal, etc. In bold they advise that they offer female and MALE brazilian waxing (one is cool! one is UNcool!). Just when you get your mind wrapped around that fact, they proceed to tell you that with said waxing, you get a free “Pink Wink.” Just as you say to yourself, pink wink? what the hell is a pink wink? Your eyes continue across the line of type to learn that it is an anus bleaching.

That’s right, so now, when someone asks you about a pink wink, you know. And knowing is half the battle.

by skinnyphatman on Mar 4, 2008 5:37 PM EST reply actions

By the way, people disturb me.

by skinnyphatman on Mar 4, 2008 5:58 PM EST reply actions

Large former semi-pro rugby playing New Zealander telling us what sports his kids play: He plays cricket
My sister: what’s cricket?
Me: Cricket is like baseball, for cripples.

by Brian on Mar 5, 2008 9:41 AM EST reply actions