COACHING ANAGRAM CARTOONS
by Holly Anderson on Mar 3, 2008 10:40 AM EST
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PrintThe offseason ennui has completely taken hold, y'all. I'm reduced to doodling anagrams for D-I coaches.
DID YOU KNOW....that Phillip Fulmer's name is a perfect anagram for "Lifer Hull Pimp"?
ARE YOU NOW....picturing him patching a hole in a submarine wearing a feathered hat and a grill?
Alternate anagram: "Pulp Refill Him"
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Winner: "Helpful Lip Rim"
Still reading? Good. Because Pete Carroll's name scrambles out to "Rape Rec Toll", which sounds like it should be rolled into USC's student activities fee. However, I prefer "All Erect Pro":
And particularly "Caroler Pelt", implying that an angry Pete has skinned a Dickensian gentleman to wear as a jacket (and also stolen his hat):
Now, Charlie Weis. I don't know what "Washier Lice" means, but I like the sound of it. Can't pass up the opportunity to put him in a bonnet, though...I give you "Cries Awhile":
The clear winner (not really the word I'm looking for): "A Chili Sewer".
This is all we have to look forward to for the next six months. Enjoy your night terrors, happy offseason, and tune in tomorrow, when we'll be playing Special Teams Sudoku! [lulls self to unconsciousness with large mallet]
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LOLanagrams…the internet just folded in on itself.
by Holly on Mar 3, 2008 10:57 AM EST reply actions
JAR PEE ONTO
Where’s the buckeye band? Where are they?
by PSUgirl on Mar 3, 2008 11:01 AM EST reply actions
James Wilson reminds you that Urb’s anagram could be “Me Burn Year.”
by Rich on Mar 3, 2008 11:07 AM EST reply actions
Houston Nutt is replacing “Erred Goon” in Oxford.
by Chips O'Toole on Mar 3, 2008 11:21 AM EST reply actions
I give you:
IN LOWLY NIGHTMARE
Tyrone Willingham
by Brian O'Blivion on Mar 3, 2008 11:27 AM EST reply actions
The is no anagram that can improve on “Houston Nutt”.
#6: I think we have a winner.
by Digital Headbutt on Mar 3, 2008 11:27 AM EST reply actions
I cried.
Also, Randy Shannon = “darn nanny hos” which I think completes my own personal circle of life.
by The Great Barstoolio on Mar 3, 2008 11:38 AM EST reply actions
There’s just too much to choose from for Bobby Petrino, but I’ll go with any of the options that use the word ‘boob.’
Also, for the Orge, I prefer Drone Ogre.
by The Modern Gal on Mar 3, 2008 11:56 AM EST reply actions
One for Houston Nutt: (My coach)
Ho On Nuts Tut (aka Donna Bragg)
by reb pup on Mar 3, 2008 12:27 PM EST reply actions
When Mark Richt is gets alone with Mrs. Richt, the result is pure Rack Mirth.
by PW on Mar 3, 2008 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Bob Stoops:
Boob Spots (ew)
Stop Boobs (nooo)
Bops Boots (shaggadelic!!)
by Cincy on Mar 3, 2008 12:55 PM EST reply actions
Joe Paterno
Protean Joe
(shapeshifting is a helpful skill for securing BRAINS!!!)
by PW on Mar 3, 2008 1:07 PM EST reply actions
Mack Brown:
Mock Brawn (hehe)
Raw McBonk (excellent pro-wrestling alias)
by Cincy on Mar 3, 2008 1:25 PM EST reply actions
In the “funny ‘cause it’s not true” department:
Al Groh
HR Goal
by Eirishis on Mar 3, 2008 1:54 PM EST reply actions
And just for kicks – Albert Groh gives you both
Grab Her Lot
and
Large Throb
I feel dirty.
by Eirishis on Mar 3, 2008 1:56 PM EST reply actions
Dennis Franchione:
Archfiend Neon Sin
A Conned Inner Fish
by Etch Westgrin on Mar 3, 2008 1:59 PM EST reply actions
Crud Zero Rig Hi
I’ll take that next year, thanks.
by notthequarterback on Mar 3, 2008 2:00 PM EST reply actions
Sylvester Croom:
Messy Clover Rot
Yes!! Velcro Storm!!
Oyster McLovers (another fine alias)
Serve Mostly Orc
Sly Scrote Move (for the advanced lover only)
by Cincy on Mar 3, 2008 2:52 PM EST reply actions
Jim Tressel: Jester Slim
Rick Neuheisel: Leech Urine Ski
Les Miles: Seems Ill
Nick Saban: A Snack Bin
by worstfan on Mar 3, 2008 2:56 PM EST reply actions
Tommy Bowden
MOON DEW BYT’M (bite ’em)
I have no idea what this means, but I liked the “Moon Dew”
Or…Newt Mom Body
by Brian on Mar 3, 2008 2:59 PM EST reply actions
BOBBY DODD
BOOBBY — DDD (eh i know its misspelled roll with me)
by Brian on Mar 3, 2008 3:00 PM EST reply actions
Rick Neuheisel – I heckle Ursines
Ted Tedford – Odd, fretted
Dennis Erickson – Reckoned in Sins
by DC Trojan on Mar 3, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions
Steve Spurrier = Pees river ruts
(and photographed doing it at Augusta National)
by Continuation T. Arranger on Mar 3, 2008 3:29 PM EST reply actions
( Jim Tressel ) James Patrick Tressel = A Calmest Priest Jerks
which is always the suspicion I had !
Charlie Weis = Sir. Ice Whale
by 6pac Thakur on Mar 3, 2008 4:00 PM EST reply actions
[NAME REDACTED] =
TRACEE MADDEN – any relation to John?
Joe Paterno =
No, Re-tape O.J.
Les Miles =
Slim Eels
Shouldn’t I be doing homework or something right now?
by Cochese on Mar 3, 2008 5:23 PM EST reply actions
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