CFBAS 07-08: BEST PHOTOSHOP

by Orson on Mar 3, 2008 4:00 PM EST

For best photoshop, two predictable choices emerge. No surprises, mind you--it's a small but fanatically dedicated field--but two fine, fine choices for our recognized motherFarkers of the year are represented. We think you will agree that in their field, these two represent the distortion of reality, cheap shots at reputation, and visual genius you've come to expect from Farktopialand.

Runner-up: Mr2Cents. Florida's finest had numerous contributions worth mentioning, but when you can just tell someone something in your head, send them an email, and they do this, you're dealing with mutant talent.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH...

Now, for the winner of the CFBA for Best Photoshop...

LSUFreek's Fark of the Covenant. LSUFreek went bonkers this year, but his John Coltrane 20 minute mindbending solo of the gods happened on the Fark of the Covenant thread. What began as a Tiger-taunting thread of Vol-arity on Smash South Sports became a platform for LSUFreek to go meth-wild with the Photoshop stick: a nearly 11 page assault culminating in the crowd turning and pulling for the away team at the end that became known as the "Fark of the Covenant."

You should sample the whole thing, but the choicest include:

Remember: these are all from one thread. LSUFreek outpaced the universe this year--we'll be mining his accomplishments for years. Well done, sir. We fear what you will come up with next, sir.

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LSUfreek is entirely in a class of his own.

by ThreenOut on Mar 3, 2008 4:13 PM EST reply actions

Damn there is another one!

It must be fake, I stand by my assertion that a camera with a fast enough shutter speed to capture Fulmer and an uneaten doughnut in the same picutre has not been invented yet.

by skinnyphatman on Mar 3, 2008 4:14 PM EST reply actions

Hats of the the Freek!

Thanks for making that the thread of threads last year.

Fed

- www.smashsouthsports.com

by Fed on Mar 3, 2008 4:22 PM EST reply actions

I’ve said it before and I’m not ashamed to admit it . . . I hate LSU, but I love LSUFreek.

by Kernel on Mar 3, 2008 4:41 PM EST reply actions

Accordng to the rules of the awards someone else has to win this catagory next year, right?
Who can top LSUfreak?

by tzubear on Mar 3, 2008 4:43 PM EST reply actions

LSU Freek is amazing. We at smashsouthsports.com appreciate him coming over to our place for The Fark of the Covenant. Les Miles and Phil Fulmer are easy fark targets and prove that anybody can win a national title.

Freek, and any of you other folks, drop by our place anytime man. The LSU folks, and the Arkansas folks have been the most fun.

The Kentucky fans. Not so much. They can’t take it.

Congrats on this award.

by MAGNUM on Mar 3, 2008 4:48 PM EST reply actions

I don’t know what I did in this life to deserve all of this. I’m just a boy from a trailer park who had a dream!

I’d like to thank Mr2Cents and Orson , for without whom I would never have known what it’s like to piss in my pants.

A special thanks should also go out to Rawley Farnsworth, Tom Hanks’ gay drama teacher, who hasn’t nearly been outed enough.

by LSUfreek on Mar 3, 2008 4:48 PM EST reply actions

Truly outstanding work.

The world is truly a better place because of what farkers do.

Thanks.

by bama_buck on Mar 3, 2008 5:01 PM EST reply actions

Thanks Freek, and Congratulations. . Don’t be a stranger. We made you famous. LOL

by Smash South Sports on Mar 3, 2008 5:07 PM EST reply actions

Hand grenades for some, miniature American flags for others

mr2cents would seem like the photoshop MNC-designate, can anyone de thrown him?

by worstfan on Mar 3, 2008 5:14 PM EST reply actions

I doubt this will show up, but KU fans had some great photoshopping done on their own by our own cactii:

by PeteJayhawk on Mar 3, 2008 5:21 PM EST reply actions

Freek is a good guy, even for an LSU fan and a nurse. Well deserved.

by NYGator on Mar 3, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions

Nope. Oh well.

by PeteJayhawk on Mar 3, 2008 5:28 PM EST reply actions

As far as I’m concerned, this award ought to be named after LSUfreek and given to someone each year who contributes something close to what he does. Otherwise he’ll just win it every year. He’s as close to sure thing as Jen Sterger.

by baconboy on Mar 3, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions

LSUfreek’s farks will be considered works of art in the years to come.

by BurritoBrosShits on Mar 3, 2008 5:34 PM EST reply actions

Not LSUFreek’s, but it needs to be highlighted… well done, Hoss.
http://www.passingoutlaws.com/Shared_Files/images/2007/FULMERbuffet_560.jpg

by Cousin Merle on Mar 3, 2008 5:56 PM EST reply actions

I saw this and immediately thought of EDSBS for pointing me to those poodleface videos…

http://www.charleston.net/news/2008/mar/02/wrestling_sunday/

by Peter Klima on Mar 3, 2008 6:53 PM EST reply actions

As a farker who was pile driven and steam rolled by LSU Freek during the week before the SECCG, I must say it’s an honor to have been humiliated by the best. Hats off to the Freek. And as we always say in Tennessee, just wait til next year!

by HeyBC on Mar 3, 2008 7:51 PM EST reply actions