CFBAS 07-08: BEST PHOTOSHOP
For best photoshop, two predictable choices emerge. No surprises, mind you–it’s a small but fanatically dedicated field–but two fine, fine choices for our recognized motherFarkers of the year are represented. We think you will agree that in their field, these two represent the distortion of reality, cheap shots at reputation, and visual genius you’ve come to expect from Farktopialand.
Runner-up: Mr2Cents. Florida’s finest had numerous contributions worth mentioning, but when you can just tell someone something in your head, send them an email, and they do this, you’re dealing with mutant talent.

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH…
Now, for the winner of the CFBA for Best Photoshop…
LSUFreek’s Fark of the Covenant. LSUFreek went bonkers this year, but his John Coltrane 20 minute mindbending solo of the gods happened on the Fark of the Covenant thread. What began as a Tiger-taunting thread of Vol-arity on Smash South Sports became a platform for LSUFreek to go meth-wild with the Photoshop stick: a nearly 11 page assault culminating in the crowd turning and pulling for the away team at the end that became known as the “Fark of the Covenant.”
You should sample the whole thing, but the choicest include:




Remember: these are all from one thread. LSUFreek outpaced the universe this year–we’ll be mining his accomplishments for years. Well done, sir. We fear what you will come up with next, sir.









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ThreenOut says:
LSUfreek is entirely in a class of his own.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
Damn there is another one!
It must be fake, I stand by my assertion that a camera with a fast enough shutter speed to capture Fulmer and an uneaten doughnut in the same picutre has not been invented yet.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
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Fed says:
Hats of the the Freek!
Thanks for making that the thread of threads last year.
Fed
- http://www.smashsouthsports.com
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Kernel says:
I’ve said it before and I’m not ashamed to admit it . . . I hate LSU, but I love LSUFreek.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
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tzubear says:
Accordng to the rules of the awards someone else has to win this catagory next year, right?
Who can top LSUfreak?
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
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MAGNUM says:
LSU Freek is amazing. We at smashsouthsports.com appreciate him coming over to our place for The Fark of the Covenant. Les Miles and Phil Fulmer are easy fark targets and prove that anybody can win a national title.
Freek, and any of you other folks, drop by our place anytime man. The LSU folks, and the Arkansas folks have been the most fun.
The Kentucky fans. Not so much. They can’t take it.
Congrats on this award.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
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LSUfreek says:
I don’t know what I did in this life to deserve all of this. I’m just a boy from a trailer park who had a dream!
I’d like to thank Mr2Cents and Orson , for without whom I would never have known what it’s like to piss in my pants.
A special thanks should also go out to Rawley Farnsworth, Tom Hanks’ gay drama teacher, who hasn’t nearly been outed enough.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
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bama_buck says:
Truly outstanding work.
The world is truly a better place because of what farkers do.
Thanks.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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Smash South Sports says:
Thanks Freek, and Congratulations. . Don’t be a stranger. We made you famous. LOL
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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worstfan says:
Hand grenades for some, miniature American flags for others
mr2cents would seem like the photoshop MNC-designate, can anyone de thrown him?
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
I doubt this will show up, but KU fans had some great photoshopping done on their own by our own cactii:
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
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NYGator says:
Freek is a good guy, even for an LSU fan and a nurse. Well deserved.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Nope. Oh well.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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baconboy says:
As far as I’m concerned, this award ought to be named after LSUfreek and given to someone each year who contributes something close to what he does. Otherwise he’ll just win it every year. He’s as close to sure thing as Jen Sterger.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
LSUfreek’s farks will be considered works of art in the years to come.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
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Cousin Merle says:
Not LSUFreek’s, but it needs to be highlighted… well done, Hoss.
http://www.passingoutlaws.com/Shared_Files/images/2007/FULMERbuffet_560.jpg
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
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Peter Klima says:
I saw this and immediately thought of EDSBS for pointing me to those poodleface videos…
http://www.charleston.net/news/2008/mar/02/wrestling_sunday/
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
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HeyBC says:
As a farker who was pile driven and steam rolled by LSU Freek during the week before the SECCG, I must say it’s an honor to have been humiliated by the best. Hats off to the Freek. And as we always say in Tennessee, just wait til next year!
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 pm
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Allaha says:
Why is Fulmer holding a bagel? . . . You can tell it is photoshopped: there is no cream cheese.
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
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StageCoach says:
@ 18 – Allaha
I must nitpick with you…clearly that is a glazed doughnut that Fullmer is holding, and not a bagel.
I say “nitpick” because Fullmer surely puts cream cheese on his glazed doughnuts, as well.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
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Scalz1 says:
Congrats.
I think the “Fulmer giving birth to a doughnut” was the best of the year, though. Pat Summit sealed it.
March 4th, 2008 at 7:52 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
14
agreed. from now on the LSUfreek Photoshop Award.
along that line, chemical ali resurfaces!!!
http://www.chickencurse.com/Pitchfork_s_Sundry.php
March 4th, 2008 at 8:00 am
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okiedomer says:
i firmly believe that lsufreaks is one of the main reasons why al gore invented the interwebs
bravo sir, bravo
March 4th, 2008 at 9:54 am
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sharon says:
GO T !!! This is awesome!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
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HC Tiger Fan says:
T-Man
you continue to AMAZE me. keep up the good work
May 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm