BROTHERS FOREVER
by Orson on Feb 28, 2008 9:04 AM EST
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Miami Northwestern High sent 283 players to the Miami Hurricanes this year. (Perhaps that number is high, but we'll stand by it, dammit. You have to take a stand.) Of those, four seemed to be a package deal not only in football, but in...um...everything.
DT Marcus Forston is happy to be with his fellow Miami Northwestern freshmen teammates Sean Spence, Jacory Harris and Aldarius Johnson at UM.
He says the four of them are close.
Very close.
"Everyone says we're like quadruplets," Forston said. "Every day everybody sees us together. We take a shower together, go to class together, do everything together. We wait for the shower to clear out, go in there and talk. We go to the bathroom together, everything. So that's the bond we need this year."
The team that shits together, stays together--as long as they washed those hands first.
It's just astonishing, really. We've been married for a long, long time, and even now catbox time is strictly one cat at a time. Perhaps a change in diet is in order, or the purchase of a love toilet: grumpies that require the assistance of not one, but three other men aren't mere medical issues: they're matters of national security. It's the South Florida diet, so Cuban triple-stack carbs may be to blame, since it's one of the few places where you'll be given rice, plaintains, and bread in a single meal.
(HT: The Great Barstoolio.)
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Please, please, please house them on the 7th Floor.
by Allahver Fist on Feb 28, 2008 9:24 AM EST reply actions
God help the sister who tries to come between them and their, uh, misters… weird.
by Berdingo on Feb 28, 2008 9:25 AM EST reply actions
Masterful threadjack Wregl. Now let’s quietly watch and see who takes the bait. I’m guessing every Bama fan who reads this site.
by Biggus Rickus on Feb 28, 2008 9:46 AM EST reply actions
Better make sure they don’t have cell phones with video capability.
by Out of Conference on Feb 28, 2008 9:46 AM EST reply actions
Waaaaaaaaaay toooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuch information….
by I R A Darth Aggie on Feb 28, 2008 9:46 AM EST reply actions
INRE " its one of the few places where youll be given rice, plaintains, and bread in a single meal."
in the US, you mean. it’s pretty common in… say, ecuador or brazil. but my personal favorite is peru’s lomo saltado which gives you the double carb whammy of rice AND french fries. and it’s not uncommon to have it garnished with a slice of boiled yuca, either.
by kleph on Feb 28, 2008 9:50 AM EST reply actions
What’s wrong with four naked dudes just hanging out and kicking around life? I mean, don’t we all get a little contemplative after a foursome with our totally not gay – we defy your labels – friends?
by Biggus Rickus on Feb 28, 2008 9:50 AM EST reply actions
Team One Cat At A Time. Some things just cannot be shared…
by spartanmike on Feb 28, 2008 10:00 AM EST reply actions
Da U, bringing a new definition to the term “package deal.”
by Brian on Feb 28, 2008 10:02 AM EST reply actions
Gay, but not as gay as this: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/local/16066997.html
by Harris on Feb 28, 2008 10:12 AM EST reply actions
That ball kid on the sideline has great hands!!!..He’ll make a great possession receiver.
by haybeav on Feb 28, 2008 10:34 AM EST reply actions
Wait a second – we’re concerned about a bunch of highschoolers thinking shit is funny? Did I miss a memo? I’m much older, and still think shit’s kinda funny.
Meanwhile they drop this bomb: “We wait for the showers to clear out to go in there and talk.”
What? Pillow-talk in the shower? And this flies by unscathed?
by Beauford on Feb 28, 2008 10:45 AM EST reply actions
- That just shows that they are in a more committed relationship with each other. They don’t want to hang out nude and talk with just anyone…
by Berdingo on Feb 28, 2008 10:46 AM EST reply actions
…and something tells me they’ll get SHOT together.
by MIke on Feb 28, 2008 1:56 PM EST reply actions
Marcus Fortson will be scary good. Scary scary scary good.
I would have preferred he signed with a school out of conference, but such is life.
Unfortunately for Fortson, Miami will continue to be deficient on offense.
by Coop on Feb 28, 2008 1:59 PM EST reply actions
and in 3 years we will see them standing side by side in a courtroom after robbing a liquor store together, raping a freshman together, smoking crack together, robbing clothing stores together, and accepting cash from boosters together into their shared account.
would they get points as individuals on the Fulmer Cup or would the charges count once for the foursome? just a technicality, but also an inevitability…
by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Feb 28, 2008 2:29 PM EST reply actions
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