POLL OF THE WEEK: SUGGESTIVE OFFENSES
Our poll question of the week is: which offense has the most suggestive name? As in, “sexually suggestive” name. The nominees are:
–The Spread Option”
–”The Wishbone”
–”Pro-style”
–”The Run ‘n Shoot”
–”The Cock ‘n Fire”
–”The Flexbone”
If you have any other nominations, please let us know and we will consider adding them. Don’t try to add in Don Coryell’s innovative “Thundercock” sets or John Mackovic’s “Donghorn Stampede” formations, either, because they did not exist. Cast your vote in the sidebar to your right over there.
In the meantime, we demand that EA–when not gobbling up innovative video game studios producing some of the last remaining innovative sports games around–change the racist terminology in their games at once!













37
The Wild Hog definitely should have made the list, Casey Dick or no Casey Dick.
The spread ‘n shred is on the rise, though.
Comment by S. G. Rice — February 27, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
36
The Annexation of Puerto Rico Icebox is hot to trot but she still gotta squat
Comment by Snatch — February 27, 2008 @ 10:53 am
35
How about chucking the Deep Ball?
Comment by Bay Area Bear — February 26, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
34
What’s this, no mention of the wyatt-bone?
Comment by JoesDeliGatorTail — February 26, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
33
The Backside Blitz
Comment by pos — February 26, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
32
+5 for the Hurry Up…
Comment by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — February 26, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
31
Uber religious Ken Hatfield will be sending you straight to H E double hockey sticks for daring to derive any but the most pure of intentions for his Flexbone offense.
Me? I say fuck him. That offense sucked.
Comment by drogue — February 26, 2008 @ 1:12 pm