THIRTY-FIVE SECONDS: BACK FROM THE DEAD
After much negligence on our part, Patrick has stepped up to the mike at Thirty Five Seconds.com to provide you with your college basketball wis/snarkdom. And the cool thing: he happens to be exceptionally good at it.
We simply don’t have time with our other obligations to run the point there ourselves, but this is a lovely beginning. Like the EU Constitution or Tim Matheson in Buried Alive, it appears to be clawing its way from the grave.

Back like cooked crack, baby: Thirty Five Seconds and, um, the EU Constitution.












1
A month and two days dropped? During the season?
That’s not just back from the dead. That’s back from an epic death. Like a Tony Montana death.
Comment by ThreenOut — February 25, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
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ThreenOut, that’s a perfect proportion for the sport. It’s like opening up restaurants and titty bars for Bowl games, or selling parking spots in one’s yard outside the old Orange Bowl - there ain’t shit happening but one time a year.
Comment by Allahver Fist — February 25, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
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Too many shots of Priscilla? Seems every time I looked it was Peyton’s mug up there.
When ever I think of Memphis State, I remember what a frat brother from Memphis told me back in the 70s - “If I would have wanted to go to the 13th grade, I’d have gone to Tiger Hi.”
Comment by yoyofutbawl — February 25, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
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I pray that Duke and Clemson both find their ways into Memphis’ or Tennessee’s brackets.
I knew SEC basketball was horrible this year, but wow.
Comment by Coop — February 25, 2008 @ 6:06 pm
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What the fuck is basketball?
Comment by SpookyJuice — February 25, 2008 @ 6:55 pm