Comments on: AUBURN ALREADY PRACTICING, THROWING FOOTBALLS LIKE CANDY

By: paulwesterdawg

paulwesterdawg — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:00:20 +0000

edit: “Pat Dye, on hearing the news, wept big fat old man tears.”

Should read….”Pat Dye, on hearing the news, wept big fat, drunken old man tears that smell like vodka.

/edit

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:08:14 +0000

I miss “BOOM MOTHER FUCKER” already….
we’ll see how this change affects my 2006 prediction that AU would win the SEC in 2008 and play for a national title in 2009 season…

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:00:41 +0000

Auburn isn’t the only team that’s already declared it spring.
http://djbulldogs.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/first-day-of-spring-in-the-books/
(it’s in the fine print on the land grants somewhere). Amazingly, the offense has…issues.

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:18:55 +0000

100 cocktails to you guys, I spit soda on my monitor, not that i would have time for that chop blocking shit. Where’s my bunda?

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:17:47 +0000

Nick Saban doesn’t have time for that list to be chop-blocked.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:14:22 +0000

And yes, I know I’m getting chop blocked for that post, and Nick Saban doesn’t have time for that list.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:53:01 +0000

This is outta control. Time to start compiling another list. Most overused jokes on EDSBS. Starting with:

1. Auburn chop blocking
2. Nick Saban doesn’t have time

By: spartanmike

spartanmike — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:52:51 +0000

Texas. Milkshake. State of Alabama.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:47:32 +0000

#4 – It should be Noted that Bear Bryant came to Alabama from TAMU, so its just the world returning to homeostasis after so long.

In fact checking my stat there, I was made aware of how unstoppable Alabama was throughout the 1970s, which puts the big money donors for the next 20 or so years in that graduating age, I expect some hard core cheating to take place soon if Alabama doesn’t get good in the next couple years. Baby boomers with money + remembering the good ole days = $$$ and Cadillacs for everyone!

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:32:28 +0000

The state of Alabama collectively says to the state of Texas, “Quit stealing our **** or we’ll give you another Franchione.”

By: imisscollege

imisscollege — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:22:26 +0000

I heard Chris Todd stayed around for a while after practice throwing passes to John Cubelic while Chaz Ramsey and Lee Ziemba did a few one-on-one drills against a prosthetic leg with life-like ACL.

By: Wregl

Wregl — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:06:10 +0000

Can’t wait to see how the chop blocking ability progresses

By: Edsall is God

Edsall is God — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:06:00 +0000

That whole playing defense and tackling thing is probably going to be a shock to a lot of the Texas players. Winning a national title is a lot harder when Superman isn’t your quarterback.