FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BOBARABA!

One question…

You mean women spend 6 days a week in the gym trying to get a better looking ass and working off that stuff that follows us around and you guys actually like a nice round, somewhat larger ass?

Damn. I’ve wasted a lot of time.

Is this Cote d’Ivoire edition due to POTUS’s trip to Africa? I think I’ll sit this one out … maybe wait for the Surfer chicks to come back …

I can totally get behind this new method of appreciating the booty.

Picture #1 is my choice for winner.

1. - no, we enjoy the spectacle. Plus these asses don’t have cellulite.

Come now Orson, this bunda is a shipment of fail.

Stockman, we heartily disagree.

Damn. I know I am one of the biggest bunda advocates here, but this may be too much of a good thing.

Yes, I realize that I was the guy practically begging for cheesecake earlier, and I don’t mean to come off as ungrateful, but damn.

As you all know, I like a big back yard but I don’t want it to have it’s own street address independent of the main lot.

Allow me to echo Orson’s hearty disagreement.

duhduhdee is happy to report the contraction of jungle fever… the only cure is more budonkadonk

They talked about this on BBC World News last night. Swear to god.

Apparently women in Côte d’Ivoire are getting injections in their butts to make them larger, and it’s a public health problem.

Did a little research on Ivory coast or more properly Cote D’Ivoire. Seems as though it was a former French colony. Reading further….the first Europeans there were PORTUGUESE! I knew it! Just like Brazil the Portuguese ass traders were responsible for the modern day glutimus megamus that we so enjoy today. QED

uh huh… I put that song into the universal translator …. it was total gibberish, except for like 2 places where some guy was saying “my what a nice booty” in Swahili

BTW… I had booty before booty was big…. and all you nerds looked at was my boobs

Funnily enough, I refer you to the “Brazilian butt lift.” I do not wish to disabuse the hardcore bunda fans of their no doubt delusional (and disturbed) ilussions, but even this body part is not guaranteed to be 100% God-given.

http://www.realself.com/article/Brazilian_butt_lift.html

I can find better looking bobaraba of African descent in one Google search.

You get credit for the diversity, but fail at your evaluation of bunda of a darker quality (in which case, I suppose bobaraba is like the Guinness of ass.)

“bobaraba”…didn’t they play the national anthem at the bcs game last month???

Look, there’s 2 kind of big butts. There’s big good, and there’s big bad. {When you say you like big round butts, most people do not understand the difference between the two and start trying to set you up with fat chicks- “you’ll like her”, and then you meet her and instantly understand that this person does not at all understand what you meant when you said you aren’t afraid of a big round ass, but i digress}.

These are all big good. I’ll take any woman like this over the heroin sheik Kate Moss, Olive Oil women with no curves.

Beautiful asses, like beautiful women, come in all shapes and sizes, and all can be appreciated for their own respective beauty. And if they have personality and brains to boot, then giddy up.

Bonne fin de semaine mes amis. Viva Cote D’Ivoire y vive les derrieres belles, tous les deux grandes y petites!

Stockman – I endorse your statement. Unlike most weeks, I see no need to revisit the bunda post this time.

Mixed-Bag Dept:

After seeing the video and the first few pictures the babes were a little disappointing..need a pretty face to go with the nice rump……
…but……
…that last picture is in the ‘wow, bundalicious’ category!

“heroin sheik Kate Moss” — since when did Kate moss move to Afghanistan and become a poppy growing tribal leader? ‘Chic’ perhaps sir?

I think Kim Kardashian has an ass implant.

One wonders whether the Azores (Portuguese colony) has a hidden cache of bundalicious babes stumbling around that we haven’t found out about.

Brian- having been close but not quite to Brasil {Argentina} and Portugal {Spain}, I am absolutely certain of it.

The three chicks in blue jeans are the only ones I see that qualify as good bunda. The rest…..not so much.

I assume the last pic is Amber, who is mighty talented, however I fear the others fall victim to the law of diminishing returns. Not that I have room to talk about ass size or anything.

1. -
   No, please keep up the good work. Orson needs help.

Re: Pic 2 – “Never trust a big butt and a smile.”

Sincerely,
Bel, Biv and Devoe.

1. is the bobaraba of my dreams.

KANU- you sir, are truly one of gods messengers.

except for that whole Dawgs thing…..

I think the Kinks said it best when they sang, “I am not an ass man.”

in a word….

way too f***ing much bunda… yuck.

#1…as vol @ #24 has so ably stated, your time and effort has not been wasted…to the contrary. Well- worked, proportionate glutes are a thing of beauty and a joy forever…(sorry…got the ‘ideal’ thing goin’)…alot to be said for a firm, stable structure in the power center of the overall machine…enhances any activity imaginable. Have I given this too much thought?

On that note, I’m gonna take my narrow ass to the martini-gittin’ place and regale my fellow patrons with tales of EDSBS…with emphasis on the BS…bon soir.

Her ass is, like, so big… she must be one of those rap guys’ girlfriends…

Mix-a-lot approves.

So have we trasitioned from Bunda of the Latin variety to Bobaraba of the African variety? Cause I’m cool with that.

The cardinal virtue of all beauty is restraint.

1. is bordering on freakish, in one straight white boy’s opinion.

(Hate to see that thang in 15 or 20 years.)

Orson I disagree with the naysayers and enjoyed the diverse selection of bunda. Especially the last pic.

1. Your work is much appreciated.

I don’t get the professions of bunda love (though I also don’t fully believe them- not many suburban kids actually went after girls with big butts in Sir Mix-a-Lot’s heyday either).

I could get lost in #1’s. Literally, I think I could fit.

None of that Bunda would ever fit on an AirTrans flight.

This is a pretty funny video of Bear Bryant being interviewed at halftime of some Iron Bowl at some point, looks like the 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6N__pA8Jc

I don’t think I’m ready for that jelly.

FC threadjack alert:
Alabama steps it up a notch
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/02/ua_football_captain_arrested.html
and Iowa is going for the Big Televen title in something this year.
http://www.gazetteonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080223/NEWS/310795518/1006/news

The three leaning on the bar in the second picture—-three times the fun, and you have a nice variety of shapes and, no doubt, other, umm, proclivities?

Busy weekend in Tuscaloosa:

Rashad Johnson arrested: http://www.tidesports.com/article/20080223/TS10/695524568/1011/NEWS

Tuscaloosa News Executive Sports Editor (and adjunct professor at Alabama) fired for sexual harassment: http://www.tidesports.com/article/20080223/NEWS/140384936/1011

Rashaud Johnson increases Alabama’s Point Total.

They’ve got the recruiting MNC, and now they’re going for the Fulmer Cup!!!

Senior Captains at Alabama know how to get arrested. That’s fo sho.

Houndstooth is out, Prison Stripes are IN!!!

Sir Mix-a-lot can have is big butts. Personally I wouldn’t touch any one of them with 10 foot pole. Blah

Whatever happened to ole pancake butt….just like mom used to make. I know how to impress these girls. I’ll tell em it’s their birthday, then I’ll tell em I don’t give a fuck it’s their birthday.

Anyway, I dug the pics. The song was ass…..literally. I think everyone dissing Orson’s bunda choice has pissed him off and rendered me with nothing to read on this sunday morning while I’m stuck in luxurious Starkville.

MOTHERFUCKERS!

those are still targets John Parker WIlson couldn’t hit 2 of every 3 times

PO PO ZAO

Chg @ 34 – I can’t speak for anyone else, but it doesn’t get much more suburban than me, and I was committed to the big butt then and now.

Doesn’t mean that I am immune to the charms of the smaller perky butt, mind you – it’s possible to find an ass that has nothing to recommend it but the chase is better than the catch in that case, as metal lothario Lemmy reminds us.