POLITICS MEETS FOOTBALL, 2008
by Orson on Feb 21, 2008 4:26 PM EST
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PrintFrom Bevo Beat: Barack Obama does the Heisman on that ho. (Hillary in this case?)
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You’re just daring us to post political comments so you can use your new cattle gun, correct?
by Herb on Feb 21, 2008 4:27 PM EST reply actions
Hillary wouldn’t need to rest that heavy trophy on her thigh. What a wimp.
by zzgator on Feb 21, 2008 4:27 PM EST reply actions
I like how McCoy is trying to flex in every picture.
by ThreenOut on Feb 21, 2008 4:32 PM EST reply actions
And LBJ didn’t need sports, man: he had an amphicar.
by Orson Swindle on Feb 21, 2008 4:37 PM EST reply actions
Youz betta <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY&eurl=http:%2F%2Fwww.anorak.co.uk%2Fpoliticians%2F179725.html" rel="nofollow">change ho to pimp, cracka.
by Brian O'Blivion on Feb 21, 2008 4:41 PM EST reply actions
Not too long ago, Obama would not have been allowed to run for Head Coach.
by Allahver Fist on Feb 21, 2008 4:48 PM EST reply actions
I think he’s doing the Heisman to his wife, talkin’ all bad about how she didn’t have faith in our country. “Sit down hoe!”
by Brian on Feb 21, 2008 4:50 PM EST reply actions
Now you’ve done it Orson – the campaign comment spammers will be along shortly. Here, I’ll save them the trouble…
Exelon not experienced Vince Foster iron my shirts cocaine Barry not Barack didn’t think that authorizing force meant going to war si se puede plagiarism pantsuits pimping Chelsea crocodile tears cult of personality no personality not likeable 35 years experience yeah of covering up for Bill Kazakhstan uranium Florida vote grubbing loss denying drug use overstating campaign loaning…
I think that covers most of the waterfront.
by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2008 4:58 PM EST reply actions
Those are the hands of a possession receiver…or at least half of one.
by zzgator on Feb 21, 2008 5:03 PM EST reply actions
To be bipartisan, we should include this picture of Richard Nixon looking like a hot sex volcano topped only by a cap of rigid Brylcreem:
by Orson Swindle on Feb 21, 2008 5:16 PM EST reply actions
I heard Obama ran a 4.2 forty and benched 450 pounds in the weight room. Yes, he can!
by Doug on Feb 21, 2008 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Was any one able to read #12 without breaking into the cadence of we didnt start the fire?
by BennyBeav on Feb 21, 2008 5:20 PM EST reply actions
18 – A fellow Duke Law alum. Proud, you ask me?
Nixon: “Whatever I accomplish in life, I know I can attribute a great deal of it to the Duke University Law School.”
Damn right I am proud of him…
Now, if he only his ghost could stir the football team…
by Coop on Feb 21, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions
Rivals has him as a 4 star but since he can’t long snap, Tubs is not interested….
by Greenie on Feb 21, 2008 5:28 PM EST reply actions
and here I was expecting a commentary on the latest stupidity of the GA Legislature outlawing vanity tags from out of state schools………
Nah – the state of GA doesn’t need your stinking $50 a license plate.
by ATL AU Tiger on Feb 21, 2008 5:29 PM EST reply actions
- - What’s wrong? You couldn’t get CHOPBLK on your plate?
by Last Dragon on Feb 21, 2008 5:31 PM EST reply actions
Nah – too much competition for that one!! CHOPBLK247 took too damn much space.
by ATL AU Tiger on Feb 21, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions
- 21 Oh sure, you’re proud now, but eventually it’s “you’re not going to have Coop to kick around any more” and tape recordings with 18.5 minute gaps.
by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2008 6:00 PM EST reply actions
If you think about it, the Heisman campaigns and Presidential campaigns aren’t that different. You have web pages and press releases hyping candidates. Style often wins out over substance. Nobody’s ever happy with the result except for a few ardent supporters. And in the end it doesn’t really matter.
by Biggus Rickus on Feb 21, 2008 6:47 PM EST reply actions
There are a lot of wounded soldiers and families of dead ones who think the last two presidential elections mattered quite a bit.
by oc phil on Feb 21, 2008 7:10 PM EST reply actions
Decent case to be made that holding it on your thigh is the polite thing to do in this situation. If he grabs it by the body and it breaks, he’ll end up carrying one county: wherever the hell college station is.
by Exile_on_Braodway on Feb 21, 2008 8:11 PM EST reply actions
Steve @ 30 – taste is terribly subjective but I warrant that OC Phil is pointing out something true.
by DC Trojan on Feb 21, 2008 8:53 PM EST reply actions
Too Bad for Obama that AU Chop-Blocks Democrats from their right, not his.
by NewAZTiger on Feb 21, 2008 8:55 PM EST reply actions
dc phil anned oc trojan,
yous has brot hot deth up on us oll
four shaim
by Jerrell Powe on Feb 21, 2008 9:31 PM EST reply actions
Steve @ 30: I’m ALL about bad taste. Too bad you can’t see some of the outfits I’ve worn lately.
But I’ll stand by my comment. Presidential elections certainly do matter, especially when going to (or staying at) war is an issue. One could be anywhere on the spectrum from total peacenick to absolute warmonger to agree with that.
I didn’t mean to be too heavy handed with Biggus’ joke though.
by oc phil on Feb 21, 2008 9:41 PM EST reply actions
OC—
We love you, but we’re waving a cattle gun in your direction.
—The management
by Orson Swindle on Feb 21, 2008 9:54 PM EST reply actions
Well, Heisman trophies are heavy, so it’s no surprise that Obama needs to rest it somewhere.
Unless, of course, it’s the one Ricky Williams hollowed out into a bong.
by Ground0EastLansing on Feb 21, 2008 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Is that Bevo’s dad on the wall?
I’m surprised he was able to put down his cigarette long enought to take that pic? For the life of me I don’t know why the Clinton campaign hasn’t used the fact that he’s a chain smoker (I tried chain smoking, but I couldn’t keep the darn things lit.) more. I mean, smokers are evil, right?
by crimson daddy on Feb 22, 2008 12:19 AM EST reply actions
man, these threads have really degenerated since the clock ended on LSU-tOSU
can’t we just get back to a little basic “your team sux” and some “we are so going to whoop your teams’ ass” and maybe some “can’t wait to see Orson’s white fanny next year with ‘Fulmer owns this ass’ in orange magic marker” or some crap like that?
tonite’s prayer… dear god… pls let the latest organized wrestling group take over politics … have them stage a nice series of colorful events and the winner can be prez for 4 to 6 yrs depending on if he can convince Jesse Ventura to be SecDef. Those clowns could not possibly be any goofier than the last two presidents we have had, and no sumbitch in the world will fuck with the good old USA while they are in office. Amen
by Futbawl Fan on Feb 22, 2008 1:15 AM EST reply actions
Looks more like a Temptation than a Heisman Trophy winner.
by Continuation T. Arranger on Feb 22, 2008 8:53 AM EST reply actions
Stole this link from a post on GatorCountry:
Got to be some funny in that.
by Allahver Fist on Feb 22, 2008 8:59 AM EST reply actions
I think Hillary got to tour campus with the volleyball team.
by Brian on Feb 22, 2008 9:04 AM EST reply actions
It is obvious Hillary is not very good. She is awful. Hillary is not only a girl, she is terrible. OK? There’s no other way to say it.
by Gary Barnett on Feb 22, 2008 9:18 AM EST reply actions
Doug, you can stop pumping you fist in the air now.
by SunDawg on Feb 22, 2008 9:38 AM EST reply actions
DC,
There can’t possibly be another website, message board, etc on which to state your political opinion, can there?
It is a shame that the Internet only has football themed websites with comment sections for you to drop your “knowledge,” on the unwashed masses.
by Coop on Feb 22, 2008 10:01 AM EST reply actions
He has a hope that Texas will be great next year, but it will only come with change. Last year is in the past, which is behind them. The future is what’s ahead. If they believe in the future and hope that it will be better than the past, they can change it. Their time is now, yes they can! He hopes Bevo lives to see another championship, but change is necessary!!
by Tarpon on Feb 22, 2008 10:11 AM EST reply actions
Coop # 49 – 1) There’s facts and there are opinions. Different presidents do different things, therefore any given presidential election brings different results. That falls into the realm of “facts,” and that’s what I meant, no more, no less. Whether you like it, that’s a matter of opinion.
As to suggesting that I find other places to go, you’ve got some fucking nerve considering this isn’t even your blog.
Maybe I misunderstood. Let me check: It’s okay for you to spout your social Darwinism, cheer for Confederate flags at football games, tell people to move north, call us all a bunch of Orson fanboys, and be generally rude and obnoxious – but I have to go somewhere else because God forbid I make a comment that could plausibly just the tiniest bit 1) political and 2) not aligned to your cramped worldview?
Let me give you an example of how to not be prescriptive when telling someone what you think. It is my considered opinion that you should feel free to go fuck yourself Coop, but equally feel free to do it wherever you want.
by DC Trojan on Feb 22, 2008 10:24 AM EST reply actions
DC, like Zidane, you are fleet-footed, veteran, and legendary. But we’re sending you off for that.
Coop, you retaliate, you get the red card as well. Again: cattle gun in hand, waving.
by Orson Swindle on Feb 22, 2008 10:32 AM EST reply actions
Considering that Coop and DC are both first team starters, I recommend only a two subject thread suspension. Also a few extra laps and picking up trash in the stadium.
by hunglikehussain on Feb 22, 2008 10:50 AM EST reply actions
DC, don’t be too hard on Coop. He’s only working with so much brainpower. After all, he did go to Clemson AND Duke Law.
by Frank on Feb 22, 2008 11:13 AM EST reply actions
I’d like to apologize for sparking the bullshit that went on after my joke.
by Biggus Rickus on Feb 22, 2008 1:34 PM EST reply actions
LMAO @ Dallas Baker…and then crying a little as I was at that debacle.
by zzgator on Feb 22, 2008 1:47 PM EST reply actions
Maybe we should start a TAFKAOSUB Cup for the guys in the peanut gallery. Points are awarded based on character defamation, libel, cussing, talking about your mama, pissing in others cornflakes,etc.
by hunglikehussain on Feb 22, 2008 1:49 PM EST reply actions
hunglikehussain @ 53 has a good one. Orson should fill out a roster with all of the regular commentors here and see where we rank in the eyes of the Ol’ Blog Coach.
Also, the primary there has passed, but go ahead and call Oklahoma for McCain in November. They tear off other men’s anatomies, they’ll vote against the Democrat offering.
by Kenny on Feb 22, 2008 1:50 PM EST reply actions
@ #47 100+ cocktails, sir. Well played.
For the rest ya’ll: Georgia’s elevator is going up. And it ain’t stoppin’ until it gets to the top.
Suck it.
by UgasTexan on Feb 22, 2008 2:25 PM EST reply actions
obama’s chain smoking is so fuckin cool. i remember when I was going to school at U of L, all the women smoked, i didnt get any ass til i started smoking too. then i got lots of ass. i think obama is on a similar trip.
by tempebamafan on Feb 22, 2008 2:32 PM EST reply actions
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