No one excels in the rapid production of taunting memorabilia like the state of Alabama. See the example below for all the evidence you’ll need that even the arrest of T.J. Elder, Alabama defensive tackle, for screwing up his entire life for $26 stolen off two scared-shitless undergrads…well, even that’s an occasion for spiteful merchandising.
(HT: TB)
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1
Will (the other one) says:
Where are the drunken Colquitt Ts?
February 21st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
2
DC Trojan says:
first LOL of the day… Parole Tide!
February 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
3
BurritoBrosShits says:
What the hell did he need $26 for? Two undergrads at Alabama are probably the last people you want to hit up for cash.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:39 pm
4
Regular Soul Singer says:
Bitches don’t know about my $26.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
5
wilbur says:
Still better than Jason Berryman.
February 21st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
6
rollntider says:
you wont see this at the Barn or UT, they get paid better
February 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
7
Brian says:
Couldn’t he have politely asked a booster for $2,600?
February 21st, 2008 at 2:01 pm
8
Der Schatten says:
Ok…that *is* funny…not ha ha funny, but “bitches, we’re gonna’ make an 85-man roster” funny.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:06 pm
9
Kenny says:
Its paroling baby.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
10
ThreenOut says:
This is in response to the Auburn “Blocks the Chops” T-shirts
February 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
11
Wregl says:
If we had a player make an attempt at armed robbery, the weapon would be an illegal chop block, not a weak ass semi automatic pistol.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
12
Greenie says:
Tray Blackmon thinks parole is cool…
February 21st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
13
hawg fang says:
If cops hadn’t looked the other way during the Cadillac years we could have been blessed with “I ass-raped a 90 year old man” t-shirts. But as it is he’s making millions (Cadillac, not the old man).
February 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
14
MiseanAuFan says:
“Tray Blackmon thinks parole is cool…”
Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
15
Greenie says:
Neither has Elder..
February 21st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
16
Brian "Hung Like Reggie F'n Nelson" says:
Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shi(r)t.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
17
rtider says:
26 bucks is 26 bucks. It is what it is, Aight?
February 21st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
18
sonofsamford says:
#11
Tray Blackmon thinks your ribcage looks squishy. Elder should have talked to him about how to properly assault somebody before he stepped out the back door of the athletic dorm. If it had been Blackmon, the victims woulnd’t have remembered shit.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
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Govemit Cheese says:
“Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.”
Its not for lack of trying on his part.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
20
Rando says:
Tray Blackmon would’ve given the 26 dollars back and then tackled the students for being so poor…
February 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
21
Tarpon says:
This was a step in the right direction for Elder. Relative to the process of ruining your shot at football for life.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
22
Greenie says:
Robert Baker REALLY thinks parole is cool….
February 21st, 2008 at 2:45 pm
23
MiseanAuFan says:
“Neither has Elder..”
Not yet.
“Robert Baker REALLY thinks parole is cool….”
Yes, he does. Terry Bowden was good for that sorta thing.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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Wregl says:
Word on the street is that Julio Jones witnessed the crime and will testify in court. In the right place at the right time baby
February 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
25
Govemit Cheese says:
He should have just called Perrilloux and asked him to warm the printers up.
February 21st, 2008 at 2:49 pm
26
MiseanAuFan says:
JPW has a worse record than Blackmon (not just talking in terms of W’s and L’s).
February 21st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
27
Greenie says:
Kevin Sears can’t spell parole but hears it is pretty cool…
February 21st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
28
sonofsamford says:
Robert Baker now goes by the name “Shake Severs.”
http://tinyurl.com/33k3hd
February 21st, 2008 at 2:56 pm
29
stuhlman135 says:
Hey, thanks for stealing my design off the bunker. At least give me some credit. Who knows maybe someone emailed it to you.
Great design…..$1 to myself.
February 21st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
30
3rd says:
“Hey, thanks for stealing my design off the bunker”
I LOLD
Attention Everyone!
internet celebrity stuhlman135 has done it again, this time creating an absolutely STUNNING design for a t-shirt and I demand he gets credit for it STAT
February 21st, 2008 at 3:11 pm
31
Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:
“Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.”
Hey, neither had O.J. until he stole some memorabilia…
February 21st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
32
weagle251 says:
Yeah, I’ve always equated public intox with double homicide.
February 21st, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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stuhlman135 says:
“internet celebrity stuhlman135 has done it again, this time creating an absolutely STUNNING design for a t-shirt and I demand he gets credit for it STAT”
Yes, I’m a legend in my own mind. Thank you.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
34
Brian O'Blivion says:
Dayum that neck is white!
February 21st, 2008 at 4:34 pm
35
lance harbor says:
T.J. is obvously a moron in that he ignored the grand worth of coke that most Bama frat guys carry.
February 21st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
36
Tony the Tiger says:
It’s all part of the PROCESS.
February 21st, 2008 at 5:12 pm
37
Big Ten Joe says:
@16:
Comment of the week, Brian. Comment of the week.
February 21st, 2008 at 5:26 pm
38
gurn says:
The beautiful thing about it was the thug’s choice of headgear.
From the Associated Press:
“The newspaper said the student alleging Elder robbed him of $26 at gunpoint Saturday night identified the Crimson Tide football player Sunday on video security footage taken at Bryant Hall, the athletic dorm. Court filings alleged that the suspect, wearing a checkered white and black baseball cap with the letter “A,” headed toward the rear of Bryant Hall after the robbery.”
February 21st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
39
Wes says:
In accordance with Coach Nick Saban’s discipline policy, Elder will be seeing the field no later that the third game of the season. Any serious suspension is reserved only for a successful assasination of an elected official; federal elected official, that is.
February 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pm
40
Dave says:
Let me translate that into English: “Have $26. Elder has.”
February 21st, 2008 at 8:49 pm
41
CLTDawg says:
I went to TJ Elder Elementary & TJ Elder Jr High back in the day. Obviously not named for this asshat.
February 21st, 2008 at 8:59 pm
42
The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
God that is beautiful…the Criminal Tide at it again.
February 21st, 2008 at 9:38 pm
43
EZ says:
To see the way these boogers act, you’d think alabama had won 6 in a row.
February 21st, 2008 at 10:26 pm
44
CARTER says:
You’re a sad bastard….
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
45
slammer says:
How could he jack someone with only $26, WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING DOWN THERE?!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
46
Plainsman says:
He shoulda ganked Lyn Lang or one of the HS coaches in Alabama on the REC payroll. Lot more lucrative.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:54 am
47
Chad says:
So…Do we not get a link as to where to purchase this beautiful t-shirt?
I must own it.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 am
48
War Eagle Atlanta says:
From the Home Office in Marietta, GA, War Eagle Atlanta’s Top Ten Reasons Why Jeremy Elder Committed Armed Robbery on Campus at Tuscaloosa:
10) Wanted to get more attention with all those blue chippers coming in.
9) The Houndstooth cap made him do it.
7) Secret role model is Ryan Perrilloux.
6) $26 goes a long way at the student cafeteria.
5) The bitch set me up!
4) Wanted to move from strong safety to strong-armer.
3) Wanted to start preparing for a life after football.
2) Lab practical for Criminology 101.
And the number one reason:
1) Shula robbed Alabama of four YEARS, what’s robbing a little cash gonna hurt?
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 pm
49
WarTeagle says:
Ha ha, we’ve robbed Alabama the last 6yrs…….for less than $26 bucks dollars
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
50
BigBear says:
26 dollars bucks dollars? Tell me, where did ya get yer edumakation at?
February 24th, 2008 at 7:36 pm