AH, REVENGE BY T-SHIRT
No one excels in the rapid production of taunting memorabilia like the state of Alabama. See the example below for all the evidence you’ll need that even the arrest of T.J. Elder, Alabama defensive tackle, for screwing up his entire life for $26 stolen off two scared-shitless undergrads…well, even that’s an occasion for spiteful merchandising.
(HT: TB)
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26 dollars bucks dollars? Tell me, where did ya get yer edumakation at?
Comment by BigBear — February 24, 2008 @ 7:36 pm
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Ha ha, we’ve robbed Alabama the last 6yrs…….for less than $26 bucks dollars
Comment by WarTeagle — February 22, 2008 @ 6:10 pm
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From the Home Office in Marietta, GA, War Eagle Atlanta’s Top Ten Reasons Why Jeremy Elder Committed Armed Robbery on Campus at Tuscaloosa:
10) Wanted to get more attention with all those blue chippers coming in.
9) The Houndstooth cap made him do it.
7) Secret role model is Ryan Perrilloux.
6) $26 goes a long way at the student cafeteria.
5) The bitch set me up!
4) Wanted to move from strong safety to strong-armer.
3) Wanted to start preparing for a life after football.
2) Lab practical for Criminology 101.
And the number one reason:
1) Shula robbed Alabama of four YEARS, what’s robbing a little cash gonna hurt?
Comment by War Eagle Atlanta — February 22, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
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So…Do we not get a link as to where to purchase this beautiful t-shirt?
I must own it.
Comment by Chad — February 22, 2008 @ 11:55 am
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He shoulda ganked Lyn Lang or one of the HS coaches in Alabama on the REC payroll. Lot more lucrative.
Comment by Plainsman — February 22, 2008 @ 9:54 am
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How could he jack someone with only $26, WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING DOWN THERE?!!!
Comment by slammer — February 22, 2008 @ 9:22 am
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You’re a sad bastard….
Comment by CARTER — February 22, 2008 @ 1:37 am
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To see the way these boogers act, you’d think alabama had won 6 in a row.
Comment by EZ — February 21, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
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God that is beautiful…the Criminal Tide at it again.
Comment by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes — February 21, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
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I went to TJ Elder Elementary & TJ Elder Jr High back in the day. Obviously not named for this asshat.
Comment by CLTDawg — February 21, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
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Let me translate that into English: “Have $26. Elder has.”
Comment by Dave — February 21, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
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In accordance with Coach Nick Saban’s discipline policy, Elder will be seeing the field no later that the third game of the season. Any serious suspension is reserved only for a successful assasination of an elected official; federal elected official, that is.
Comment by Wes — February 21, 2008 @ 6:44 pm
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The beautiful thing about it was the thug’s choice of headgear.
From the Associated Press:
“The newspaper said the student alleging Elder robbed him of $26 at gunpoint Saturday night identified the Crimson Tide football player Sunday on video security footage taken at Bryant Hall, the athletic dorm. Court filings alleged that the suspect, wearing a checkered white and black baseball cap with the letter “A,” headed toward the rear of Bryant Hall after the robbery.”
Comment by gurn — February 21, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
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@16:
Comment of the week, Brian. Comment of the week.
Comment by Big Ten Joe — February 21, 2008 @ 5:26 pm
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It’s all part of the PROCESS.
Comment by Tony the Tiger — February 21, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
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T.J. is obvously a moron in that he ignored the grand worth of coke that most Bama frat guys carry.
Comment by lance harbor — February 21, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
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Dayum that neck is white!
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — February 21, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
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“internet celebrity stuhlman135 has done it again, this time creating an absolutely STUNNING design for a t-shirt and I demand he gets credit for it STAT”
Yes, I’m a legend in my own mind. Thank you.
Comment by stuhlman135 — February 21, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
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Yeah, I’ve always equated public intox with double homicide.
Comment by weagle251 — February 21, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
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“Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.”
Hey, neither had O.J. until he stole some memorabilia…
Comment by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — February 21, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
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“Hey, thanks for stealing my design off the bunker”
I LOLD
Attention Everyone!
internet celebrity stuhlman135 has done it again, this time creating an absolutely STUNNING design for a t-shirt and I demand he gets credit for it STAT
Comment by 3rd — February 21, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
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Hey, thanks for stealing my design off the bunker. At least give me some credit. Who knows maybe someone emailed it to you.
Great design…..$1 to myself.
Comment by stuhlman135 — February 21, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
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Robert Baker now goes by the name “Shake Severs.”
http://tinyurl.com/33k3hd
Comment by sonofsamford — February 21, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
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Kevin Sears can’t spell parole but hears it is pretty cool…
Comment by Greenie — February 21, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
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JPW has a worse record than Blackmon (not just talking in terms of W’s and L’s).
Comment by MiseanAuFan — February 21, 2008 @ 2:51 pm