AH, REVENGE BY T-SHIRT
by Orson on Feb 21, 2008 1:30 PM EST
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PrintNo one excels in the rapid production of taunting memorabilia like the state of Alabama. See the example below for all the evidence you'll need that even the arrest of T.J. Elder, Alabama defensive tackle, for screwing up his entire life for $26 stolen off two scared-shitless undergrads...well, even that's an occasion for spiteful merchandising.
(HT: TB)
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Where are the drunken Colquitt Ts?
by Will (the other one) on Feb 21, 2008 1:32 PM EST reply actions
What the hell did he need $26 for? Two undergrads at Alabama are probably the last people you want to hit up for cash.
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 21, 2008 1:39 PM EST reply actions
you wont see this at the Barn or UT, they get paid better
by rollntider on Feb 21, 2008 1:59 PM EST reply actions
Couldn’t he have politely asked a booster for $2,600?
by Brian on Feb 21, 2008 2:01 PM EST reply actions
Ok…that is funny…not ha ha funny, but “bitches, we’re gonna’ make an 85-man roster” funny.
by Der Schatten on Feb 21, 2008 2:06 PM EST reply actions
This is in response to the Auburn “Blocks the Chops” T-shirts
by ThreenOut on Feb 21, 2008 2:14 PM EST reply actions
If we had a player make an attempt at armed robbery, the weapon would be an illegal chop block, not a weak ass semi automatic pistol.
by Wregl on Feb 21, 2008 2:25 PM EST reply actions
If cops hadn’t looked the other way during the Cadillac years we could have been blessed with “I ass-raped a 90 year old man” t-shirts. But as it is he’s making millions (Cadillac, not the old man).
by hawg fang on Feb 21, 2008 2:28 PM EST reply actions
“Tray Blackmon thinks parole is cool ”
Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.
by MiseanAuFan on Feb 21, 2008 2:32 PM EST reply actions
Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shi®t.
by Brian "Hung Like Reggie F'n Nelson" on Feb 21, 2008 2:37 PM EST reply actions
Tray Blackmon thinks your ribcage looks squishy. Elder should have talked to him about how to properly assault somebody before he stepped out the back door of the athletic dorm. If it had been Blackmon, the victims woulnd’t have remembered shit.
by sonofsamford on Feb 21, 2008 2:41 PM EST reply actions
“Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.”
Its not for lack of trying on his part.
by Govemit Cheese on Feb 21, 2008 2:41 PM EST reply actions
Tray Blackmon would’ve given the 26 dollars back and then tackled the students for being so poor…
by Rando on Feb 21, 2008 2:42 PM EST reply actions
This was a step in the right direction for Elder. Relative to the process of ruining your shot at football for life.
by Tarpon on Feb 21, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions
“Neither has Elder..”
Not yet.
“Robert Baker REALLY thinks parole is cool .”
Yes, he does. Terry Bowden was good for that sorta thing.
by MiseanAuFan on Feb 21, 2008 2:48 PM EST reply actions
Word on the street is that Julio Jones witnessed the crime and will testify in court. In the right place at the right time baby
by Wregl on Feb 21, 2008 2:48 PM EST reply actions
He should have just called Perrilloux and asked him to warm the printers up.
by Govemit Cheese on Feb 21, 2008 2:49 PM EST reply actions
JPW has a worse record than Blackmon (not just talking in terms of W’s and L’s).
by MiseanAuFan on Feb 21, 2008 2:51 PM EST reply actions
Kevin Sears can’t spell parole but hears it is pretty cool…
by Greenie on Feb 21, 2008 2:53 PM EST reply actions
Robert Baker now goes by the name “Shake Severs.”
by sonofsamford on Feb 21, 2008 2:56 PM EST reply actions
Hey, thanks for stealing my design off the bunker. At least give me some credit. Who knows maybe someone emailed it to you.
Great design…..$1 to myself.
by stuhlman135 on Feb 21, 2008 3:01 PM EST reply actions
“Hey, thanks for stealing my design off the bunker”
I LOLD
Attention Everyone!
internet celebrity stuhlman135 has done it again, this time creating an absolutely STUNNING design for a t-shirt and I demand he gets credit for it STAT
by 3rd on Feb 21, 2008 3:11 PM EST reply actions
Tray Blackmon has never served a prison sentence.
Hey, neither had O.J. until he stole some memorabilia…
by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Feb 21, 2008 3:33 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, I’ve always equated public intox with double homicide.
by weagle251 on Feb 21, 2008 3:43 PM EST reply actions
“internet celebrity stuhlman135 has done it again, this time creating an absolutely STUNNING design for a t-shirt and I demand he gets credit for it STAT”
Yes, I’m a legend in my own mind. Thank you.
by stuhlman135 on Feb 21, 2008 4:22 PM EST reply actions
T.J. is obvously a moron in that he ignored the grand worth of coke that most Bama frat guys carry.
by lance harbor on Feb 21, 2008 4:55 PM EST reply actions
@16:
Comment of the week, Brian. Comment of the week. :)
by Big Ten Joe on Feb 21, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions
The beautiful thing about it was the thug’s choice of headgear.
From the Associated Press:
“The newspaper said the student alleging Elder robbed him of $26 at gunpoint Saturday night identified the Crimson Tide football player Sunday on video security footage taken at Bryant Hall, the athletic dorm. Court filings alleged that the suspect, wearing a checkered white and black baseball cap with the letter “A,” headed toward the rear of Bryant Hall after the robbery."
by gurn on Feb 21, 2008 6:07 PM EST reply actions
In accordance with Coach Nick Saban’s discipline policy, Elder will be seeing the field no later that the third game of the season. Any serious suspension is reserved only for a successful assasination of an elected official; federal elected official, that is.
by Wes on Feb 21, 2008 6:44 PM EST reply actions
Let me translate that into English: “Have $26. Elder has.”
by Dave on Feb 21, 2008 8:49 PM EST reply actions
I went to TJ Elder Elementary & TJ Elder Jr High back in the day. Obviously not named for this asshat.
by CLTDawg on Feb 21, 2008 8:59 PM EST reply actions
God that is beautiful…the Criminal Tide at it again.
by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Feb 21, 2008 9:38 PM EST reply actions
To see the way these boogers act, you’d think alabama had won 6 in a row.
by EZ on Feb 21, 2008 10:26 PM EST reply actions
How could he jack someone with only $26, WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING DOWN THERE?!!!
by slammer on Feb 22, 2008 9:22 AM EST reply actions
He shoulda ganked Lyn Lang or one of the HS coaches in Alabama on the REC payroll. Lot more lucrative.
by Plainsman on Feb 22, 2008 9:54 AM EST reply actions
So…Do we not get a link as to where to purchase this beautiful t-shirt?
I must own it.
by Chad on Feb 22, 2008 11:55 AM EST reply actions
From the Home Office in Marietta, GA, War Eagle Atlanta’s Top Ten Reasons Why Jeremy Elder Committed Armed Robbery on Campus at Tuscaloosa:
10) Wanted to get more attention with all those blue chippers coming in.
9) The Houndstooth cap made him do it.
8) Just getting some extra workouts until spring drills start.
7) Secret role model is Ryan Perrilloux.
6) $26 goes a long way at the student cafeteria.
5) The bitch set me up!
4) Wanted to move from strong safety to strong-armer.
3) Wanted to start preparing for a life after football.
2) Lab practical for Criminology 101.
And the number one reason:
1) Shula robbed Alabama of four YEARS, what’s robbing a little cash gonna hurt?
by War Eagle Atlanta on Feb 22, 2008 1:45 PM EST reply actions
Ha ha, we’ve robbed Alabama the last 6yrs…….for less than $26 bucks dollars
by WarTeagle on Feb 22, 2008 6:10 PM EST reply actions
26 dollars bucks dollars? Tell me, where did ya get yer edumakation at?
by BigBear on Feb 24, 2008 7:36 PM EST reply actions
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