Comments on: VIVA JOEPA!

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:02:34 +0000

Oh, one more thing. Check out what Mike Sothern was arrested for.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:01:48 +0000

Perusing the internets has led me to Penn State’s rap sheet for the decade. 56 arrests. There’s a reason they’re called State Penn in Big Ten country.

1. Maurice Humphrey, Arrest, Assault & Prison Guilty
2. Maurice Humphrey – Guilty Probation Violation
3. Maurice Humphrey – Fake ID Probation Violation Guilty
4. Tyler Reed, Drunk In Public Summary Charge Guilty
5. Andrew Richardson, Drunk In Public Summary Charge Guilty
6. Rashard Casey, Arrest, Assault, Dismissed
7. Anwar Phillips, Arrest, Assault, Dismissed
8. T.C. Cosby, Arrest, Assault, Acquitted
9. Michael Robinson, Ice-Rink Fight Summary Charge
10. Lavon Chisley, Arrest, Sexual Assault, Dismissed
11. Paul Jefferson, Drunk In Public Summary Charge Guilty
12. Ed Johnson, Ice-rink fight Summary Charge Guilty
13. Matthew Rice, Ice-rink fight Summary Charge Guilty
14. John Bronson, Arrest, Assault, Dismissed
15. Jeremy Kapinos, Drunk In Public Summary Charge
16. Tom McHugh, Hitting A Woman Summary Charge
17. Tony Johnson, Arrest, DUI Guilty
18. Richard Cheek, Arrest, Stolen Credit Card Guilty
19. Yaacov Yisreal, DUI, Guilty
20. Dan Drogan, DUI Leaving Accident, Guilty
21. Dethrell Garcia, DUI, Guilty
22. Scott Paxson, Criminal Mischief, Summary Charge Guilty
23. E.Z. Smith, Drunk In Public Summary Charge Guilty
24. R.J. Luke, Arrest Assault, Acquitted
25. Damone Jones, Unknown Charges Dismissed From School
26. Mike Sothern, Terroristic Disorderly Criminal Mischief Guilty
27. Mike Sothern Criminal Mischief Expelled Guilty
28. EZ Smith Criminal Mischief Summary Charge Guilty
29. Scott Paxson Criminal Mischief Summary Charge Guilty
30. Tyler Reed Criminal Mischief Summary Charge Guilty
31. Andrew Richardson Criminal Mischief Summary Charge Guilty
32. Ed Johnson Sexual Misconduct Arrest Guilty
34. Dan Connor Criminal Mischief Phone Summary Charge Guilty
35. Nolan MCready Criminal Mischief Phone Summary Charge Guilty
36. Jim Kanuch Criminal Mischief Summary Phone Charge Guilty
37. Paul Cronin Drunk In Public Summary Charge Guilty
38. Scott Paxson Sexual Assault & Aggravated Indecent Charge Guilty
39. Francis Claude Arrest At Bar Disorderly Conduct Guilty
40. Ed Johnson Failed Drug Test Condition Of Parole Guilty
41. Lavon Chisley Murder Charge Guilty Life Sentence
42. Anthony P. Scirrotto burglary, criminal trespass, criminal solicitation, simple assault, harassment. Trial Pending
43. Chris I. Baker burglary, criminal trespass criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. Trial Pending
44. Jerome A. Hayes criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. Dismissed
45. Justin King criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment. Dismissed
46. Tyrell A. Sales criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment Dismissed
47. Lydell R. Sargeant criminal trespass, disorderly conduct, harassment Dismissed
48. Andrew Quarless-Underage Drinking Guilty
49. Willie Harriot-Underage Drinking Guilty
50. Austin Scott Rape, Drugs Trial
51. Joe Suhey Underage Drinking Guilty
52. Ryan Breen Underage Drinking Guilty,
54. Chris Baker felony aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, summary harassment and stalking, Pending.
55. Navarro Bowman felony aggravated assault, simple assault, disorderly conduct, summary harassment and stalking, Pending.
56. Knowledge Timmons, disorderly conduct and defiant trespass, Pending

[/propaganda]

By: Touchdown74

Touchdown74 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:24:11 +0000

JoePa is just an older version of Michael Corvin only he’s not a really werewolf, not really a vampire, and not having wild animalistic sex with Kate Beckinsale…um, what was I saying again?

By: PSUgirl

PSUgirl — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:01:42 +0000

Castro and Paterno were both born in 1926 – as was Queen Elizabeth II – once she’s out – Joe will be the oldest living sovereign – well, there’s that guy in Saudi Arabia – but he’s only been in power since 2005 – pfft.

By: PW

PW — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:44:46 +0000

How are Nixon and Arafat still able to run?

By: Erdinger

Erdinger — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:26:48 +0000

Snoop is from Mississippi

By: Pac10dude

Pac10dude — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:28:49 +0000

PUTIN! YOURE NEXT

By: PTTO

PTTO — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:30:49 +0000

joepa feasts upon the blood of a unicorn at each new moon, this is how he keeps his youthful vigor.

By: Pappy

Pappy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:11:05 +0000

This is oh so old (4 years ago), but it’s new to me. I was watching a Simpson’s rerun when it came to this bit.

http://media.www.fsunews.com/media/storage/paper920/news/2004/02/26/News/Maggie.Simpson.The.Next.Fsu.Hire-2360192.shtml

I about laughed up a lung.

By: beckett92

beckett92 — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:10:23 +0000

any ACC team / celebrating a BCS win

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:30:23 +0000

TAFKATOSU/Nick Saban pool party

By: willet

willet — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:28:20 +0000

tosu/winning a game against ess eee cee

By: Ted Ginn did Everythin'

Ted Ginn did Everythin' — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:59:40 +0000

Jim Tressel / in a regular bowl game.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:05:34 +0000

Notre Dame/ in the big ten

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:32:20 +0000

Yo….WHY THE FUCK IS SNOOP DOGG IN STARKVILLE, MS TONIGHT????

So if snoop dogg is in starkville,are all the cows saying moo-izzle? What are the chances that as he’s coming down Oktoc or some other random road….and smell a dead skunk, he just thinks someone has some really really good weed?

Seriously….can you think of a more unusual people/location scenario than Calvin Broadus/Snoop and Starkville, MS? Honestly?

I’ll try, but probably to little/zero success.

David Duke/Compton, California

Amy Winehouse/rehab

The Pope/random brothel

Pacman Jones/not in a strip club

Marilyn Manson/baptist church

R Kelly/In bed with someone over 14

Trace Adkins/without my foot in his ass