Comments on: URBAN MEYER IS AN ATROCIOUS SALESMAN http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:35:33 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: citiesaregreat http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287362 citiesaregreat Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:07:39 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287362 Folks, drinking an OJ because of who does, or does not, endorse it is suspect at least. I for one am not an Urbanator fan. In fact I probably hate his intestines, if the whole truth were known, as much as anybody. That does not alter the fact that the OJ being pimped, if I can say that, is GOOOOOD. In fact, just thinking about that BIG glass of Simply Orange country stand, medium pulp/calcium in the morning is beginning to give me a little ..... anyway, it's good. Buy some. Now off to watch Sundiata Gaines get his hind end whipped. Folks, drinking an OJ because of who does, or does not, endorse it is suspect at least. I for one am not an Urbanator fan. In fact I probably hate his intestines, if the whole truth were known, as much as anybody. That does not alter the fact that the OJ being pimped, if I can say that, is GOOOOOD. In fact, just thinking about that BIG glass of Simply Orange country stand, medium pulp/calcium in the morning is beginning to give me a little ….. anyway, it’s good. Buy some. Now off to watch Sundiata Gaines get his hind end whipped.

]]> By: Hang up & Listen http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287344 Hang up & Listen Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:15:36 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287344 19, you made my day. One of the funniest things I can remember reading. for more Jimmy Rayne classics go to: www.yellawood.com 19,
you made my day. One of the funniest things I can remember reading.

for more Jimmy Rayne classics go to:
http://www.yellawood.com

]]> By: Pac10dude http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287317 Pac10dude Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:20:04 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287317 i heard him drink it i heard him drink it

]]> By: Warthen http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287290 Warthen Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:12:02 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287290 You haven't seen wonderful until you've seen Ray Goff as a pitchman. You haven’t seen wonderful until you’ve seen Ray Goff as a pitchman.

]]> By: reb pup http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287287 reb pup Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:07:02 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287287 Dog Brewer did one of the classic vintage "One taste and your'e stuck on Golden Flake!" I'll try to youtube it later. Dog Brewer did one of the classic vintage “One taste and your’e stuck on Golden Flake!”

I’ll try to youtube it later.

]]> By: Reasonable_Bama_Fan http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287262 Reasonable_Bama_Fan Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:43:54 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287262 I love Simply Orange. That and Indian River are the only two OJ's worth drinking. I'm not gonna stop drinking it just cause Urban endorses it; if his hawt wife endorsed it, I'd buy more. Never let my product choices be dictated by commercials or who is in them. I love Simply Orange. That and Indian River are the only two OJ’s worth drinking. I’m not gonna stop drinking it just cause Urban endorses it; if his hawt wife endorsed it, I’d buy more. Never let my product choices be dictated by commercials or who is in them.

]]> By: Wes http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287258 Wes Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:35:19 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287258 You have got to love SEC coaches commercials. Especially Golden Flake, as per Rich's post. Ah, the great, hurmph, awful commercials of Pat Dye for Golden Flake. "Getcha some gouden flake tater chips fer a tiger of a taste." Or some awful shit like that. Or Terry Bowden perhaps: "khekgh hgldhfg gdhipwkflw golden flake uowj jopbjr hsiuf" You have got to love SEC coaches commercials. Especially Golden Flake, as per Rich’s post. Ah, the great, hurmph, awful commercials of Pat Dye for Golden Flake.
“Getcha some gouden flake tater chips fer a tiger of a taste.” Or some awful shit like that.

Or Terry Bowden perhaps: “khekgh hgldhfg gdhipwkflw golden flake uowj jopbjr hsiuf”

]]> By: Dr. Cruz http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287257 Dr. Cruz Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:31:37 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287257 John Cooper's hot tub commercial in 1988 was pretty bad. John Cooper’s hot tub commercial in 1988 was pretty bad.

]]> By: tail of two titties http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287245 tail of two titties Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:00:42 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287245 Anybody remember Curly Hallman's Yugo commercial? Goes something like this: "Down in Bayou country you need a Yugo to get around. I got mine at Bertman Yugo. Go get you one and Geaux Tigers." I still cringe thinking about that. Anybody remember Curly Hallman’s Yugo commercial? Goes something like this:

“Down in Bayou country you need a Yugo to get around. I got mine at Bertman Yugo. Go get you one and Geaux Tigers.”

I still cringe thinking about that.

]]> By: Diamond M http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287241 Diamond M Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:56:24 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287241 Nothing is more awkward than the Bob Knight commercial for a local Lubbock pet joint pain product (which used to air during Dallas-area broadcasts of the Red Raiders' games). "Just as joint pain can be a problem for you ... and for me ... so too can it be a problem for your dog..." The stiffness of the delivery, plus Bob Knight's eyebrows, just cannot be topped. I wish I could find video of it. I tried and failed. Nothing is more awkward than the Bob Knight commercial for a local Lubbock pet joint pain product (which used to air during Dallas-area broadcasts of the Red Raiders’ games).

“Just as joint pain can be a problem for you … and for me … so too can it be a problem for your dog…”

The stiffness of the delivery, plus Bob Knight’s eyebrows, just cannot be topped. I wish I could find video of it. I tried and failed.

]]> By: Matt http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287233 Matt Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:25:51 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287233 The best SO moment was with Spurrier and the whole team at the breakfast table with heaping glasses of oj: "Besides, we got something in common. We're both orange!" The best SO moment was with Spurrier and the whole team at the breakfast table with heaping glasses of oj: “Besides, we got something in common. We’re both orange!”

]]> By: the croominator http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287231 the croominator Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:18:19 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287231 Still can't top the Orgeron: http://blog.lordsutch.com/archives/3005 Big, tough, aggressive...yawyawyawyawyaw...tell em about it, Jo Jo! *sniff sniff* I'm gonna miss that big cajun bastard...damn my allergies. Still can’t top the Orgeron:

http://blog.lordsutch.com/archives/3005

Big, tough, aggressive…yawyawyawyawyaw…tell em about it, Jo Jo!

*sniff sniff* I’m gonna miss that big cajun bastard…damn my allergies.

]]> By: Rich http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287226 Rich Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:05:59 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287226 Our favorite back in school was the Spurrier Golden Flake one. "My fav'rit play is a sack.... sack uh Golden Flake potatuh chips that is." And I like Donovan's Red Baron line: "Offisha Pizza Sponsah!" Our favorite back in school was the Spurrier Golden Flake one. “My fav’rit play is a sack…. sack uh Golden Flake potatuh chips that is.”

And I like Donovan’s Red Baron line: “Offisha Pizza Sponsah!”

]]> By: sb http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287225 sb Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:05:49 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287225 Spurrier's osmose ad about the rare yella tail-gator was the best of the bunch...and for being just as stiff as the rest that one makes him appear human. I still think that fat auburn guy just likes to dress up in strange clothes... Spurrier’s osmose ad about the rare yella tail-gator was the best of the bunch…and for being just as stiff as the rest that one makes him appear human. I still think that fat auburn guy just likes to dress up in strange clothes…

]]> By: M http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/comment-page-1/#comment-287223 M Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:55:24 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/02/19/urban-meyer-is-an-atrocious-salesman/#comment-287223 I can't decide which I like more: the Billy D. ones for Simply Orange (because of that accent when he says the word "orange") or the old Spur-dog commercials for the VILLAGE JEW'ER. I'll go with the old Spurrier ones... I can’t decide which I like more: the Billy D. ones for Simply Orange (because of that accent when he says the word “orange”) or the old Spur-dog commercials for the VILLAGE JEW’ER. I’ll go with the old Spurrier ones…

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