Speaking of UF and Fulmer Cups, what is up with Torrey Davis down in Hogtown?

We haven’t even hit spring break yet! Once sping practice is over and the free time piles up, the weather gets warmer, the drankin’ moves outside….then you’ll see some FC fireworks. This is just a solid warm-up.

Now, if there was only a Fulmer Cup for basketball (hint, hint, Thirtyfiveseconds)…then Mizzou could pull off a double!

/shame

Its a long off-season…with myriad opportunities to truly fuck up lying in wait. After all, UGA has yet to produce their normal level of public/underage intoxication arrests. I’ve been there and I think I actually got school credit for it…even as a Gator.

I’m seriously disappointed in our colleagues out west… no Fresno? No ASU? Those guys have built-in advantages that we dont have out east, nice weather all the time and a proximately to the Mexican boarder the rest of us dont have either for those elusive ‘border-trafficking of hookers’ charges that separate the men from the boys

A $132 bond? Stratospheric! What did this fine young man do? Steal Mangino’s Whopper Meal?

1. - wouldn’t it called the Huggins Cup at 35 Seconds?

O – Wazzu has 5 points, not 4.

Granted, the points don’t put them in the top 10, but also still missing are Duke and the Cocks.

1. - it was a “dog at large” ticket for his girlfriend’s dog that got out. If Orson would check his email he can post a correction.

No points should be awarded since Scott’s not on the team anymore.

its good to see bama’s name on the big board…and with everyone still in striking distance no less.

Does Colquitt not pick up an extra point for the “leaving the scene” charge, or did I miss something?

I thought obama was actually just a bit ahead?

Also, didn’t you say you weren’t suppose to talk about politics? I’m telling the real orson.

Does that final tag code mean the Colquitts are a nuclear power?

Anyone mind helping a guy out and posting a text version of the big board? Wherever Orson hosts most of his pics is blocked at the office. It’s a real downer on Fridays.

1. - try this, if that’s not blocked as well.

1. Missouri – 14
t2. Illinois – 11 (*Ellis T Jones Award)
t2. Tennessee – 11
4. West Virginia – 9
5. Indiana – 7
6. Alabama – 6
7. Oklahoma State – 5
t8. Georgia – 4
t8. Washington State – 4
t10. Cincinnati, Kansas, MTSU – 3

1. I have nothing better to do…..

1. Missouri 14
2. Illinois 11
      Tennessee 11
4. WVU 9
5. Indiana 7
6. Alabama 6
7. Oklahoma St 5
8. Georgia 4
       Washington St. 4
10. Cincinnati 3
       Kansas 3
       MTSU 3

Marshall wasn’t on it last year.

DevilGrad has the oddest obsession with them, though.

Is it just me, or is this a really roaring start points-wise to a Fulmer Cup season? I don’t remember there being nearly this number of points generated in the past only a month and a half into the grueling 8 month Fulmer Cup competition. How ridiculous is this board going to get as we roll into spring break and the warmer weather months?

Thanks guys! And Brian O’Blivion, your link is blocked too.

Anyhoo, I gotta love Alabama’s splash onto the FC scene. Word is that Saban compared the situation to the Columbine and Virginia Tech shootings. Expecting to receive similar national goodwill, he has ordered small “sript A” helmet stickers to be sent to all 114 D1A programs.

TIGER email the top-secret bat cave addie right here (http://tinyurl.com/28on2x)(NOTE: Drop the http), and I’ll send you a link to getting free (working!) proxies or, failing that, a proxy site to just copy and paste your desired URL into. (Where I work the fuckers block waaaaay too much interesting stuff).

Fuck it. It’s not working. Okay. just try this shit:
For a place to copy and paste URL’s go to: https://kproxy.com
For a place to get proxies to reconfig your shit, try: https://www.scarcup.com

peace

You can’t coach personality.

Agree with earlier posts, we are in for one hell of a off-season. Are bonus points available for use of a automatic weapons? Purple Drank? Incoherent, naked trespassing?

Look for a strong finish from the GCocks. Coaches lose control in the fourth year in Cola.

Do we get bonus points when the defendant confesses?
http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2008/02/tides_elder_admitted_to_robber.html

Brian O—

Wazzou will be corrected. Duke does not appear on the big board, because they are piddly charges. You are correct.

Bummer for the Domer haters. ND on the big board for 1 week?

1. - He definitely gets the FC 2008 Dumbfuck award. Not for the confession, but for robing a fellow student (who should recognize him), without a mask, with a gun (when at his size he could take what he wants unarmed)… for a whopping $26. Maybe he thinks that’s a fair trade for NFL millions.

Well, you can take the playa out of College Park, but …

When they described what he was wearing, checkered (houndstooth) hat and disappearing into Bryant Hall, I’m thinking … Bear?

27- this is Alabama we’re talking about- don’t you mean, his NCAA millions?

Meg-

That would be NCAA thousands. We have to pay our coach, too, ya know.

That’s ’Bama’s new NCAA compliance strategy — pay the coach so much that the boosters don’t have any money left over for the players.

No love for LSU? I mean, Ryan Perrilloux missed a team meeting and skipped some classes — that should count for something, right?

Where is the full fullmer cup posted? I’m disappointed the fine young lads from South Bend have slipped out of the top 10… are my Irish still stuck on two points?

Saban doesn’t have time for Elder’s shit.

Hey the Fulmer Cup gets a shout out:
 
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2008/feb/18/ut-football-needs-a-change-at-the-top/

Not that I want to jinx us, but…ASU hasn’t even ever gotten a point for the Fulmer Cup. Now, this could be part of that whole “sleeping giant” thing that our football team has gotten on the field, but maybe, just maybe, we’re not as lawless as you think we are?

Seriously, LSU should be in the top 5 for Perriloux alone. That guy is awesome. Orson, you should post some counterfeit points in his honor. I don’t care if he’s off the team, we should get to enjoy the carryover points for his misdeeds while he wore the “yella.”

Beautuofa: just wait, my friend. With Dennis Erickson at the helm, you should expect to see some Pell Grant fraud or gay bashing any time now. There will never be another Michael Irvin though.

Hey, Miami has really cleaned up its act, too. Now you have a bunch of kids at every other school trying to be Miami of the 80s. Pie-ass flaws.

I’m just glad Middle’s getting all this continued national exposure

I just want to make one thing clear…Clarett never robed students on campus while still enrolled and on scholarship…now he did a bunch of shit after being expelled and after the Broncos cut him, but he was cut from the team for rules violations and was given an opportunity to attend class and work his way back onto the team, he didn’t make it back and was removed from school, and that is when the real trouble started.

So random Alabama fan who’s first word out of their mouth is “Clarett” can kiss my ass…look at the all-time Fulmer Cup Point standings.

Lick. My. Balls.

How about CB Rod Council of Louisville who robbed a convenience store in North Carolina with a 9mm Uzi? Council has raised the bar for all other suspensions from here on out. Try and beat that!

Sad part about Clarett, was he tried to get arrested twice and the cops still chose to arrest SEC players over him….even though he was the top criminal for 2 yrs in a row on his block til each of those guys showed up and made him look like a rank amateur……

And Tafknatosub…….with no Fulmer Cup points, how in the hell can you expect to win a MNC????
Its a fact…..score high in the Fulmer Cup, and if your opponent has less Fulmer Cup points, the higher FC pts usually wins……look for a surge from Da U next yr after all these south Florida recruits go buck wild next year at school and South Beach…..The Fulmer Cup could be equal to Recruit Ranking Services……I bet they are parallel in how they pan out

Looks like the team from the western side of the state of Alabama is moving up.

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/mobileregister/index.ssf?/base/sports/1203849931310630.xml&coll=3

Team captain, fighting at a bar with security, arrested. It’s gotten to the point you don’t even have to read the comics anymore. Just go to the crimpson tahd section of the news for all of your laughs.

So where does possession of marijuana and felony possession of oxycontin get you? Iowa might make a case for top 10!