Comments on: COACHES SHILLING: TUBERVILLE’S GOLDEN GLOBE

By: Cam

Cam — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:45:42 +0000

“Ignorance is bliss.”

Must be.

By: MiseanAuFan

MiseanAuFan — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:23:51 +0000

“But yea, I�m totally jealous of your sociology degree. I wish I never had to study, too.”

Ignorance is bliss.

By: Cam

Cam — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:47:50 +0000

Additional burn because I forgot:

But yea, I’m totally jealous of your sociology degree. I wish I never had to study, too.

By: Cam

Cam — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:46:28 +0000

@46 Mr. TIGERinATL

“The phrase �uppity barners� is the calling card of the �sidewalk bammer� jealous of those who actually attended college.”

I finished my PHD in Physics last may, champ.

By: MiseanAuFan

MiseanAuFan — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:05:32 +0000

“And yes – in MOST places in Alabama you can vote twice. You can also vote if dead.”

Yet another thing Alabama has in common with Chicago.

By: ATL AU Tiger

ATL AU Tiger — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:42:33 +0000

As a life-long Auburn fan, thank you, thank you, thank you for the Pat Dye commercial references. The Osmose comment made me laugh ’till i cried……Good Lord those were some bad commercials…….

And yes – in MOST places in Alabama you can vote twice. You can also vote if dead.

By: TIGERinATL

TIGERinATL — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:28:34 +0000

#56 – You mean the 75% of the Alabama population that fly their script A flags from their 1983 cutlass find AU repulsive? ho no. what a travesty.

By: EZ

EZ — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:44:22 +0000

Couldn’t think of anything funny to say, so I’ll just ask this. Why is Auburn wearing white at home?

By: crimson daddy

crimson daddy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:27:31 +0000

#54 –
Just like the “sidewalk bammer” phrase is the calling card of an Auburn fan who realizes that his school is considered repulsive by over 3/4 of the state’s population.

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:27:16 +0000

“Nick Saban doesn�t have time to sell your shit.”

after selling his soul, i guess not. too bad there was no payoff…

By: TIGERinATL

TIGERinATL — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:35:21 +0000

#46 – The phrase “uppity barners” is the calling card of the “sidewalk bammer” jealous of those who actually attended college.

By: Futbawl Fan

Futbawl Fan — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:12:45 +0000

#46 – don’t worry, in many parts of Alabama you CAN vote twice!!!

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:25:26 +0000

I always liked the South Central Bell/Southern Bell commercial where Bear said “I shore wish I could call mah momma rat now.” Instant revenue & big time guilt.

By: TIGERinATL

TIGERinATL — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:12:55 +0000

sonofsamford,

I was always partial to Dye’s Colonial Bank commercial where the teller hands him a play she’d drawn up.

Dye: You pulled the tackle instead of the guard!

Teller: Oh he’s slow as molasses…

By: Sullivan

Sullivan — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:59:50 +0000

My favorite Bear Bryant commercial? On the Bear Bryant Show after Auburn beat them in the “Punt Bama Punt” game. (In a disgusted low throaty growl) “All you people out there, … drink your Co-cola, eat your potato chips….Hell, WE ain’t doin’ nothin!”

Classic Bear. Even he couldn’t spin that one.

War Damn Eagle