COACHES SHILLING: TUBERVILLE'S GOLDEN GLOBE

“(For the record: in certain cases, we believe this could be completely true, as in the case of Kenny or David Irons.)”

I hear it only works on Kenny if you tell him that there’s a midget in the bag.

Personally, the hip gyration and come-hither eyes are a bit disturbing to me. Not sure of what to make of a man making those moves and holding a bag of chips….

Who the hell does he think he is?

“Charlie, let’s have some Golden Flake chips and a cold Coca-Cola to wash em down. "

This is scacrilege. Bear is turning over in his grave.

War Eagle, Charles.

1. - You know AU coaches have been endorsing GF/Coke almost as far back as bear was, right?

The real difference is that the bammers actually believed the endorsment was God’s way of telling them to have chips and coke for every meal.

The secret for ESS EEE SEE speed has finally been revealed.

O. you must clarify that while the commercial is broadcast in the second dimension, and space/time is a third dimensional construct, the effectiveness of the summons to the bag o’ chips may be diminished dependent on the vibrational sensitivity of the receiver…obviously works for aubrin…

AND…. there is no more appropriate add for the way this post ended than the ass in the pink bikini. Thank you random interweb gods!

1. - i think that would be “Co-Cola”

GF chips are great fuel for chop blocking your ass. Tubs gave Ramsey and Ziemba some Sweat Heat after the Dorsey take down. Bitch

1. don’t forget. it shakes too. that’s like awesome x10

Funny, because I could have sworn that the reason the Auburn player was running so fast was because of the police K9 trying to get a taste of his arm

AU is a fucking embarasment

Tubby’s best work is in the Bryan Apocalypse Now hot dog commmercial.

“I love the smell of tailgating in the morning. Smells like Vicktree.”

Tubs enticing players with free chips????

IMPROPER BENEFITS!!! NCAA VIOLATION!!

Cut the scholarships! Bowl ban! No TV!!

1. cant spell. how embaRRaSSing

AU is a fucking embarasment

This gets the unintentionally funny award for the day.

embarrasment…sorry the college I went to didn’t have fucking typing classes for credit

your a fucking embarrasment for using your own joke to make YOU look like a fucking embarrasment. haha what a dumbass, you must be a Bama fan.

you still missed it buddy. add you another S in there, then make the shape of an L with your left hand, and lift it to your forehead.

Still short one “S” there, sparky.

If Sa6an knew, he would be so disappointed.

1. - we will chop block your ass for being an idiot. you even missed it the 2nd time after I typed it correctly for you

Wow…I’m not a fan of either team, but that is funny right there.

And I’M a fucking embarrassment for misspelling it, also. I was too busy running after some Dill Pickle Golden Flake chips strategically positioned in the left corner end-zone of Jordan-Hare Stadium.

I think he was running so fast to avoid being chop blocked by his own lineman.

Someone had to do it. Might as well be me……..

Is this thread in a time warp or something?

26 – Whenever someone new starts posting, the EDSBS gods have to flip the switch to let their posts through, and that throws off the numbers and such.

How many Bama and Auburn fans does it take to spell
“embarrassment”

Barkley is right…killing a million men in hand to hand combat is just not that easy. Don’t mess with the Chinese.

like 8 fans or so….or 100 Charles Barclay’s

I keep trying to come up with something funny to say about this video, but it’s so disturbingly hilarious on it’s own, I cannot add to it’s legend.

“This is scacrilege. Bear is turning over in his grave.”

I think he’s turning over more due to the fact that one may not purchase Coca-Cola products in Bryant-Denny Stadium.

1. - Thanks.

I thought Wregl was posting from the LOST island or something.

Or maybe the fact that Alabama can’t beat Auburn in the stadium for which he is named. That or Golden Flakes and Cokes, you know, either one.

Wes, #19, as long as we’re going to get picky, it’s “you’re” not “your”, dumbass. You get the runner-up unintentionally funny award for the day

“AU is a fucking embarasment”

(I believe in certain internet circles this is called “selfing”)

::Pulls out pellet pistol:::

“Give me all of your $26!”

yeh, who drinks beam and pepsi?

well im sure if there is alcohol in it, the bear would drink it

but then again, i guess most bammers are used to drinking beam and RC cola. i bet Mr Elder held those people at gunpoint for $26 worht of RC Cola to put in his drink

worth

A good source for ads with Alabama/Auburn coaches: YellaWood!

http://www.greatsouthernwood.com/video/index.aspx

Fuck sake….what the hell is going on in this thread?

Thanks for that link, Croominator. I had been looking on the Youtubes for the Pat Dye fence commercial and feared it had been lost.

“Reggin dey lemme keep dis?”

Britney @ 35 As long as we are getting picky, your a stupid bitch.

Nick Saban doesn’t have time to sell your shit.

Wes, for Jebus’ sake, stop the madness and buy a fucking apostrophe.

I’m catching up with this thread, having spent the day, y’know, working and stuff, but Glory Be, it’s perhaps the one subject in the history of sports blogging on which I am, improbably, an expert.

Way back in the day, for a year or so off and on, I was personally responsible for creating every single Golden Flake Cheese Twist on the planet. It was at a subcontracting plant in Decatur, Georgia, which was a living illustration of William Blake’s construct of “dark, satanic mills.” And I generally assumed our products were being produced for markets in various third world hells, until one Sunday afternoon, when I happened upon the Bear Bryant Show, sponsored by none other than Golden Flake, and witnessed the Bear Himself consuming the fruits of my labor. As a Georgia fan, I had a brief moment of remorse for failing to dump a pack of cigarettes into the particular batch of greasy cheese and whey that coated Bryant’s treats, but I got over it.

So now, more than thirty years later, I learn that Auburn is Golden Flake Country. Are there no constants in this life? Has Golden Flake been taken over by some godless multinational corporation, which somehow has managed to pay its Urdu-speaking workers less than I earned? Is Tubby’s Golden Flake endorsement deal the latest twist in the Bama/Auburn rivalry, and how did it affect the 2008 recruiting season?

The mind reels.

You know, I thought the comments section was supposed to be for witty discourse on the topic at hand. Not for a bunch of uppity barners to grammatically nitpick at posts because they are incapable of forming an intelligent response. (though the one guy initially burning himself was funny)

However, I’m not here to pick a fight. What IS important:

If you followed the sporting blog link you would have caught that Charles Barkley is going to run for governor of Alabama in 2014.

How f-ing awesome is that? We could have 8 whole years of Barkley all to ourselves. The potential for awesomeness is unfathomable, and let’s face it there’s no way he could possibly worst than our current or previous governors. I wish I could vote for him now. Twice.

@45

Donkeydawg, your concerns are not without merit. Quoting Upton Sinclair….

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it”

Munchers of the world UNITE! The winds of change are blowing in Alabama! Sour cream and onion, cheddar cheese and BBQ flavors that were once the providence of the bourgeoisie, denied to the agrarian proletariat, are now the exclusive opiate of the chosen Opelikians. Fight on brave and noble warrior.

#3, the Bear would be rolling over in his grave if I didn’t dig his old butt up last night and chop-block him. Now, he’s just wincing in his grave, with a torn ACL to boot.

Orson ends the post with a Charles Barkley softball about titties, and the majority of comments are about gold flake and spelling-related insults?

Full points though to those who tried mentioning chop-blocking and that rainbow coalition police dog.

My favorite Bear Bryant commercial? On the Bear Bryant Show after Auburn beat them in the “Punt Bama Punt” game. (In a disgusted low throaty growl) “All you people out there, … drink your Co-cola, eat your potato chips….Hell, WE ain’t doin’ nothin!”

Classic Bear. Even he couldn’t spin that one.

War Damn Eagle

sonofsamford,

I was always partial to Dye’s Colonial Bank commercial where the teller hands him a play she’d drawn up.

Dye: You pulled the tackle instead of the guard!

Teller: Oh he’s slow as molasses…

50

I always liked the South Central Bell/Southern Bell commercial where Bear said “I shore wish I could call mah momma rat now.” Instant revenue & big time guilt.

1. - don’t worry, in many parts of Alabama you CAN vote twice!!!

1. - The phrase “uppity barners” is the calling card of the “sidewalk bammer” jealous of those who actually attended college.

“Nick Saban doesn’t have time to sell your shit.”

after selling his soul, i guess not. too bad there was no payoff…

1. -
   Just like the “sidewalk bammer” phrase is the calling card of an Auburn fan who realizes that his school is considered repulsive by over 3/4 of the state’s population.

Couldn’t think of anything funny to say, so I’ll just ask this. Why is Auburn wearing white at home?

1. - You mean the 75% of the Alabama population that fly their script A flags from their 1983 cutlass find AU repulsive? ho no. what a travesty.

As a life-long Auburn fan, thank you, thank you, thank you for the Pat Dye commercial references. The Osmose comment made me laugh ’till i cried……Good Lord those were some bad commercials…….

And yes – in MOST places in Alabama you can vote twice. You can also vote if dead.

“And yes – in MOST places in Alabama you can vote twice. You can also vote if dead.”

Yet another thing Alabama has in common with Chicago.

@46 Mr. TIGERinATL

“The phrase “uppity barners” is the calling card of the “sidewalk bammer” jealous of those who actually attended college.”

I finished my PHD in Physics last may, champ.

Additional burn because I forgot:

But yea, I’m totally jealous of your sociology degree. I wish I never had to study, too.

“But yea, I’m totally jealous of your sociology degree. I wish I never had to study, too.”

Ignorance is bliss.

“Ignorance is bliss.”

Must be.