Screw Obama, Hillary, and McCain: for true bipartisan effort, slug a vote down for Woody Hayes, whose brain in a jar should be put on a ballot this election season. The lifelong Republican (white guy with an anger problem? GOP? No!) stumps for Ben Espy, a former Columbus City Councilman and Buckeye grad…and, gasp!, a Democrat.

That’s cross-the-aisle work right there, sirs and madams. And don’t call him a commie, because he will rise from the dead to punch you in your face, punk. (HT: SBB.)