PERRILLOUX UPDATE: SUSPENDED, GONE
Not that LSU doesn’t have some other improbably talented, untacklable bayou cleatgenius lined up behind him. Because they do, oh, you know they do, just pulling them out of a portal located next to the stadium. (What? You think they’d keep a tiger around just for funsies?)
But Ryan Perrilloux, the would-be starting qb of the LSU Tigers, has been suspended indefinitely from the LSU Tigers, and may have been the reason behind a cancelled presser from head coach Les Miles today. The rumors: that he’s gone, gone, gone, but thus far Miles’ leash has been beyond long for Perrilloux.
Again: this is a pumpkin on the foot of LSU 2008.
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Last Dragon says:
Surprised he lasted this long……
February 18th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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drogue says:
What a shame. I hate to see what would surely be dozens of unfulfilled FC points wasted.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
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Tony the Tiger says:
We will either be starting a redshirt freshman or a transfer from Harvard.
Please have mercy on us…
February 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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Wes says:
Just waiting for a DJ Hall vs ULM ala Nick Saban moment or the ‘oh shit, I dont care what he did or how long I suspended him, get his ass into the football game!’ moment. Wait a minute, I don’t even think Les Miles is that stupid. And I don’t think I have ever referred to Les Miles as being less-dumb than anyone.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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drogue says:
He makes Clarett look smart… maybe.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Wes – I’m gonna remember this when Les takes him back next year.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
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SGC says:
Keep perpetuating that myth, Wes. You and every other dumbass with no regard for the truth.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
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Wes says:
6- Hey, Les Miles apparently knows what he is doing in his demented little world. It worked!
7- Go punch yourself in the face for taking shit too seriously. This was obviously a hit on Nick Saban.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
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Hang up & Listen says:
If Rp is let back on the team, do any Fulmer Cup points he might incure between now and reinstatement count to LSU’s total? If he racked up multiple points, would he become his own team? A modern day city/state, if you will?
February 18th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Again, another kid whose life was ruined because he wasn’t chop-blocked and in rehab.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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Adam says:
without your star quarterback, arkansas might actually beat you this year! oh wait… we did that last year when you had 2 star quarterbacks… my bad
February 18th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
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Coop says:
“less-dumb”
Wow, WDE, indeed.
That is some kind of first rate book learnin’ you boys are doing on the Plains.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
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Wes says:
I must have mis-remembered
February 18th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
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blackertai says:
#12: Woa-woa-woa! Don’t get to uppity and assume the fellas down on the plains use them big Northern Carpetbagger shits like books, now. They do their learning ole fashioned style, off the side of cows. Anything you can’t learn from a cow ain’t worth learnin’, son.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
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Rob says:
… so he’ll be back next week then.
February 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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ThreenOut says:
I’m going to go ahead and put money on him being on the team come september. call me optimistic.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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TideDruid says:
He’s just a unappreciated counterfeiting club-brawling casino gambling class skipper….. that’s all.
Next thing you’ll be telling me he mugged Les for $30.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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Last Dragon says:
I figure after about four spring practices, Miles says “I can have this shit QBing my team” and finds some reason to pardon RP.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
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Quinton says:
He’ll be suspended for the first half of the Appy State game. No way Lester starts Jarrett Lee at Auburn and at Florida. If RP was gone, Lester would have said he’s been dismissed from the team. “Indefinitely suspended,” means that he won’t have to practice much in the spring. He’ll be back to startin’ fights and printin’ money in no time.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Is this like a JoePa, suspend them over the off-season and reinstate them in time for the first game suspension, or the real kick him off the damn strong team permanently thing? I bet if Les has him clean Mike VII’s cage, he could play. But he probably couldn’t survive because Mike likes to eat people.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
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Flatlander says:
@14 – this sort of begs the question, who would haved scored higher on the Wonderlic: The steer, or Vince Young?
February 18th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
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Coop says:
I just read the gist of Brian’s closing argument versus the Alabama bloggers.
Please, God, tell me that he was greatly exaggerating, the best kind of strawman is the Internet strawman where you wage wars from thousands of miles away, the Alabama folks’ position.
He summarizes the Capstone Report’s position as:
Scholarships are one year contracts. (true) If these kids don’t perform on the field, there is nothing requiring us to renew their scholarship. (technically, true) We don’t care whether they are 4th year juniors or 3rd year sophomores or…,
if they do not perform at a level to warrant a scholarship, then start paying your own way through school, and this is not up for debate because the NCAA never meant for scholarships to be four year agreements.
Honest to God, someone tell me that the Capstone Report did not write the above.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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Wes says:
Quinton- Indeed, he threw in the ‘indefinately suspended’ instead of ‘we took his scholarship and kicked him off the team.’ RP shows up against Auburn and Florida. Whether they win as a result is very disputable.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
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Der Schatten says:
There is NOOOO fucking way RP is NOT starting against the Barners and Tebow. None. He’ll be dusting out Miles’ erasers in Red Stick all summer, but, at the end of the day, he’s playing.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
I think Perrilloux will likely be reinstated in time for fall practice, and I don’t question that he’s a talented kid. But do you really want a QB with gambling problems starting? I mean, that just seems a point shaving scandal waiting to happen.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
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Defender90 says:
I’m sure USC and Pete Carroll are somehow involved in this.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
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Wes says:
Just dangle a -211/2 point line in front of RP’s nose for the opener and BOOM MOTHERFUCKER. He’ll be suspended again. Oh yea, screw you Will Muschamp.
February 18th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
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SuperNova says:
Terrell Pryor to LeSU.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
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SGC says:
On a completely unrelated note, Stacey Dales just used the word “girth” on ESPN.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
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The day after Friday says:
Do the word$ Ryan Perrilloux and gambling with boo$ter$ money rhyme?
Ye$ I think they do!
This could get uglyyyy. Nevermind, this is the NCAA we are talking about here…
February 19th, 2008 at 12:18 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Ryan Perilloux, I would like you to meet some friends you should be hanging out with……Maurice Clarrett, Mike Vick and Pac Man Jones……you know you spend to much time at the Strip Club when your mail is forwarded there……..Gambling is wrong, Counterfeiting poorly fake ID’s and money is wrong……running your mouth to MMA guys and you dont know what MMA stands for is wrong…….IF Terrell Pryor hasnt committed yet, there is a spot at LSU he should look at…..
February 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am
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Southern Papa says:
AArgh. And I thought the mortars at the BIAP were bad news!
You might think Glenn Dorsey or Matt Flynn might pull RP aside ala Joe Namath to Kenny Stabler and say “He means it!”
February 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
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sb says:
#32…has RP given you any specific indication that he listens to anybody? I mean…just sayin ‘.
February 19th, 2008 at 8:31 am
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Coop says:
29 – I have a strange attraction to Stacey Dales.
I feel guilty about it because she played women’s basketball past the YMCA level, and I deem all women who play any sport other than tennis or field hockey, cue the dykes on spikes joke, to be the sort of lesbian you don’t see on Cinemax around 11 PM.
There appear to be several flaws in the above logic, but I am going to go with it until Stacey Dales arrives at my house to disprove my theory.
February 19th, 2008 at 10:46 am
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JOHNATHAN says:
LSU might have lost perrilloux but we recruited a 6′4″ quarterback like no other and to you hog fans your only weapon is gone your running backs and by the way LSU 2007 National Champions razorbacks 0
February 19th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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Gary says:
Wow, props to the pumpkin on the foot graphic. When you first typed it, I thought about it and said “yeah, that’s about right.” I guess someone did a GIS for “tiger with pumpkin foot” and got lucky. Oh yeah, Pryer would look reeeeal good in some P&G…
February 21st, 2008 at 1:52 am