PERRILLOUX UPDATE: SUSPENDED, GONE
Not that LSU doesn’t have some other improbably talented, untacklable bayou cleatgenius lined up behind him. Because they do, oh, you know they do, just pulling them out of a portal located next to the stadium. (What? You think they’d keep a tiger around just for funsies?)
But Ryan Perrilloux, the would-be starting qb of the LSU Tigers, has been suspended indefinitely from the LSU Tigers, and may have been the reason behind a cancelled presser from head coach Les Miles today. The rumors: that he’s gone, gone, gone, but thus far Miles’ leash has been beyond long for Perrilloux.
Again: this is a pumpkin on the foot of LSU 2008.
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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Wow, props to the pumpkin on the foot graphic. When you first typed it, I thought about it and said “yeah, that’s about right.” I guess someone did a GIS for “tiger with pumpkin foot” and got lucky. Oh yeah, Pryer would look reeeeal good in some P&G…
Comment by Gary — February 21, 2008 @ 1:52 am
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LSU might have lost perrilloux but we recruited a 6′4″ quarterback like no other and to you hog fans your only weapon is gone your running backs and by the way LSU 2007 National Champions razorbacks 0
Comment by JOHNATHAN — February 19, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
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29 - I have a strange attraction to Stacey Dales.
I feel guilty about it because she played women’s basketball past the YMCA level, and I deem all women who play any sport other than tennis or field hockey, cue the dykes on spikes joke, to be the sort of lesbian you don’t see on Cinemax around 11 PM.
There appear to be several flaws in the above logic, but I am going to go with it until Stacey Dales arrives at my house to disprove my theory.
Comment by Coop — February 19, 2008 @ 10:46 am
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#32…has RP given you any specific indication that he listens to anybody? I mean…just sayin ‘.
Comment by sb — February 19, 2008 @ 8:31 am
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AArgh. And I thought the mortars at the BIAP were bad news!
You might think Glenn Dorsey or Matt Flynn might pull RP aside ala Joe Namath to Kenny Stabler and say “He means it!”
Comment by Southern Papa — February 19, 2008 @ 1:52 am
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Ryan Perilloux, I would like you to meet some friends you should be hanging out with……Maurice Clarrett, Mike Vick and Pac Man Jones……you know you spend to much time at the Strip Club when your mail is forwarded there……..Gambling is wrong, Counterfeiting poorly fake ID’s and money is wrong……running your mouth to MMA guys and you dont know what MMA stands for is wrong…….IF Terrell Pryor hasnt committed yet, there is a spot at LSU he should look at…..
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — February 19, 2008 @ 1:02 am
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Do the word$ Ryan Perrilloux and gambling with boo$ter$ money rhyme?
Ye$ I think they do!
This could get uglyyyy. Nevermind, this is the NCAA we are talking about here…
Comment by The day after Friday — February 19, 2008 @ 12:18 am
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On a completely unrelated note, Stacey Dales just used the word “girth” on ESPN.
Comment by SGC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:35 pm
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Terrell Pryor to LeSU.
Comment by SuperNova — February 18, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
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Just dangle a -211/2 point line in front of RP’s nose for the opener and BOOM MOTHERFUCKER. He’ll be suspended again. Oh yea, screw you Will Muschamp.
Comment by Wes — February 18, 2008 @ 7:43 pm
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I’m sure USC and Pete Carroll are somehow involved in this.
Comment by Defender90 — February 18, 2008 @ 7:39 pm