Comments on: NOT EXCLUSIVELY: DREAMS STAY ALIVE FOR YOU, EA FANS

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:51:56 +0000

#33, that would be Heather Mitts, who is featured on Budweiser print ads wearing entirely too much makeup. And clothing.

By: MT

MT — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:33:35 +0000

I will always remember EA as the “hot dazzler” who bragged that she was going to take Greg Stolt’s virginity. I wonder if she did?

By: alanon

alanon — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:36:59 +0000

where’s the shit on face clip?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mw73aZEIaOI

best line in the entire movie comes from this scene…”JELLY?! he wiped shit on my face and you want me to cover him in jelly?! what the fuck!”

By: Rome

Rome — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:20:53 +0000

Yet another activity you’re not likely to see in the state of Texas. Odds are that every other car owner would stop, get out of their car and then open fire.

By: Meatybob

Meatybob — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:25:22 +0000

Where is the Baltimore PD when you need them. Violence against children is the ONLY answer to our problems.

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:16:46 +0000

I like her pro-BoSox leanings, but the Georgia grad in me couldn’t date, not even “non-exclusively”, a UF grad. This goes for that hot soccer player from UF too.

However, if she were to invite me back to her hotel after a game, that’s a whole ‘nother story.

By: Mr. Wrong

Mr. Wrong — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:58:27 +0000

#21-

Anybody who is adamantly proud of being from Dunwoody (and not Atlanta) is a total waste of oxygen. I bet they made a lot of veiled comments about the “criminal element” when sober, escalating up to full-blown “n-bombs” after a few drinks.

By: Coop

Coop — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:35:30 +0000

They also want $50K for Ben Crenshaw.

$50K to hear stories about Harvey Penick and the Ryder Cup comeback?

We better be on a golf course and I better see him make about 50 30 foot putts in a row for that kind of coin.

By: mlmintampa

mlmintampa — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:30:01 +0000

#27
They also hired a white guy to play the part of John Saunders.

http://www.nopactalent.com/speakers/John-Saunders/4425

By: drogue

drogue — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:03:02 +0000

I don’t see her as much of a celebrity or a sports talent.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:00:24 +0000

I don’t know, Coop. I’d kind of like to hear her take on leadership, teamwork, and/or increasing sales.

By: Coop

Coop — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:54:49 +0000

http://www.nopactalent.com/speakers/Jill-Arrington/4407

Can anyone get their arms around the above?

Apparently, you can book Jill Arrington for a “speaking engagement,” which, I would hope, consist of her greeting everyone and her taking photos with each guest.

Anyway, if nopactalent is a legitimate outfit, then they are doing one heck of a job selling Arrington, with the following on her reference page, again, I don’t know how to put things in italics on this site:

“During an interview with University of Georgia coach Mark Richt in 2002, Arrington pronounced Georgia defensive end David Pollack’s last name (pronounced POL-ak) as if it were a slur directed at the Polish. Critics have often cited the incident as an example that sideline reporting adds little to games.”

And you want me to pay you to have this woman speak at my corporate function, outing, etc?

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that some flunkie c&p her Wikipedia page…

but I think the JA camp should make sure that kid loses his job.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:51:40 +0000

#22 – If I remember correctly, that Bam guy was from Outside Philly, so yea, NJ/Philly/Northern Delaware

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:48:19 +0000

#5, I chop-blocked the last guy that tried to do that to her. Sometimes it’s good to have a stalker.

By: Domer Guy

Domer Guy — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:38:20 +0000

#16 – My high school friends and I repeat that line to each other on a regular basis. Ten years and it still hasn’t gotten old.