NOT EXCLUSIVELY: DREAMS STAY ALIVE FOR YOU, EA FANS
We’re finishing up a column this morning, but point you to distraction causing little productivity this morning: an Erin Andrews interview where she states that she’s not dating anyone exclusively. Single men, dare to dream, even if you stand as much of a chance of dating her as we do of winning a Pulitzer.
Also, distract yourself with this classic CKY footage of how not to practice proper kicking form.
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“Don’t listen to him, he’s got ADD.” “What, y’all speaking Greece now?”
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Rival says:
Those guys really need to get hit by a car.
I’m serious.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:57 am
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gosouthgohard says:
“you stand as much of a chance of dating her as we do of winning a Pulitzer.”
So you’re tellin’ me there’s a chance.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:07 am
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drogue says:
I’d eat the corn out of her shit.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:08 am
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Scalz1 says:
Ahhhh .. the CKY days. I hate MTV.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am
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ThreenOut says:
She’s said numerous times that if a guy that proposes at game shows up w/ a ring she’ll do it. One of you ninnies need to saq up and do it.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
actually I believe you have a chance at a Pulitzer, Orson – for distinguished commentary
wait… those Pulitzer judges don’t know what CFB is? ummm…never mind
February 15th, 2008 at 9:19 am
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Orson Swindle says:
She lives in Atanta. We’ve always wanted to do a promo for EDSBS where you see a pile of shot glasses on a table and me, falling off a barstool and collapsing onto the ground.
The camera pans up, and it’s Erin Andrews slamming the last glass on the table. She screams “Every Day Should be Saturday, motherfuckers! WOOOOOOOO!!!” Then, applause from the bar.
Then she steps over our prone body and walks out, muttering “bitch” as she walks over us.
We all have dreams.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:22 am
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ThreenOut says:
O -
that would be hotness +10 on her end. An pooness +10000 on yours. But would make for an awesome commercial.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:24 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
O,
So should we keep our eye out for the most outstandingly mediocre college football show on CSS? Which would be a big improvement over their exquisitely shitty norm.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:30 am
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Anonymous IV says:
That is a win-win situation you are awarded a Pulitzer and some lucky guy is able to attend college football games because of his attractive wife’s job.
America…what a country!
February 15th, 2008 at 9:34 am
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Coop says:
O @ 7
The sad thing is, you might could have finagled this prior to the Dana Jacobsen fiasco.
Now the ESPN boys can send pictures of their junk via their cell phones like Salisbury, and I don’t know what Mike Tirico did but supposedly it was bad, and I I don’t want to believe that Harold Reynolds did something bad but I guess he did…
but EA probably can’t do anything that would possibly disgrace the WWL.
Regardless, she is no Jill Arrington, and it is a shame that JA was banished from CBS due to the affair she was having with Mark Richt.*
* – Obviously I completely made that up regarding Richt.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:38 am
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Rival says:
I forgot that EA lived in Atlanta.
Is she anywhere near Sandy Springs? ‘Cause my office is empty today…
February 15th, 2008 at 9:41 am
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PW says:
3
disgusting.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:46 am
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Brian says:
Yea, I used to be all about the EA, but this kid ruined it for me when he told me he used to date her back when they were in college. He said she was out of shape and didn’t have her boobs yet. I told him he was just bitter that she looked hot now. He agreed. But still, it killed it for me to a large extent. A friend did see her driving around near Lenox Mall once. I did see her up close at a Red Sox game, and she was indeed looking pretty prime, but this year on Thursday night it just wasn’t happening for me.
For all the Lloyd Christmases out there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mff6uPddUbw
February 15th, 2008 at 9:50 am
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Brian says:
The reason it killed it was more the fact that the kid was a complete toolbox.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
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Geaux Irish says:
Driver: “It’s a brand new car!”
Kid: “It’s a Ninety-Six!”
Awesome.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
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PW says:
Brian
in my experience, 95% of the dudes I know are complete toolboxes, including a lot of my friends.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:00 am
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Brian says:
#16 — Yea that was mad funny. Is that Bam Margera?
February 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
Rival @ 12
She has a condo in Dunwoody, just a stones throw from you. Good luck with that project.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am
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Scalz1 says:
Yes, that’s Bam before MTV. Good stuff. Now, not so good.
I’m holding out hope for a Nature boy clip to close the week, along with the proverbial Bunda.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am
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sb says:
Uh, O….don’t you mean EA lives in “Dunwoody”? Atlanta can almost mean a region at its current rate of urban sprawl, and the many Dawgs I’ve known were adamant that they lived in Dunwoody…not Atlanta. Not that I’d know the difference.
Your drunken bar-stool dismount vignette sounds incredible…as anything that places EA over me (vicariously) is good…better for you.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Those guys in the video have got to be from NooooooJoisey. Or Cleveland. Take your pick.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
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ehrenb says:
Orson:
If you ever film that, I am THERE. (Not that it will ever happen, but it would be fucking amazing if it did).
February 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
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Domer Guy says:
#16 – My high school friends and I repeat that line to each other on a regular basis. Ten years and it still hasn’t gotten old.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:38 am
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NewAZTiger says:
#5, I chop-blocked the last guy that tried to do that to her. Sometimes it’s good to have a stalker.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
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Brian says:
#22 – If I remember correctly, that Bam guy was from Outside Philly, so yea, NJ/Philly/Northern Delaware
February 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
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Coop says:
http://www.nopactalent.com/speakers/Jill-Arrington/4407
Can anyone get their arms around the above?
Apparently, you can book Jill Arrington for a “speaking engagement,” which, I would hope, consist of her greeting everyone and her taking photos with each guest.
Anyway, if nopactalent is a legitimate outfit, then they are doing one heck of a job selling Arrington, with the following on her reference page, again, I don’t know how to put things in italics on this site:
“During an interview with University of Georgia coach Mark Richt in 2002, Arrington pronounced Georgia defensive end David Pollack’s last name (pronounced POL-ak) as if it were a slur directed at the Polish. Critics have often cited the incident as an example that sideline reporting adds little to games.”
And you want me to pay you to have this woman speak at my corporate function, outing, etc?
I am going to go out on a limb and guess that some flunkie c&p her Wikipedia page…
but I think the JA camp should make sure that kid loses his job.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
I don’t know, Coop. I’d kind of like to hear her take on leadership, teamwork, and/or increasing sales.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
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drogue says:
I don’t see her as much of a celebrity or a sports talent.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:03 am
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mlmintampa says:
#27
They also hired a white guy to play the part of John Saunders.
http://www.nopactalent.com/speakers/John-Saunders/4425
February 15th, 2008 at 11:30 am
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Coop says:
They also want $50K for Ben Crenshaw.
$50K to hear stories about Harvey Penick and the Ryder Cup comeback?
We better be on a golf course and I better see him make about 50 30 foot putts in a row for that kind of coin.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:35 am
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Mr. Wrong says:
#21-
Anybody who is adamantly proud of being from Dunwoody (and not Atlanta) is a total waste of oxygen. I bet they made a lot of veiled comments about the “criminal element” when sober, escalating up to full-blown “n-bombs” after a few drinks.
February 15th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
I like her pro-BoSox leanings, but the Georgia grad in me couldn’t date, not even “non-exclusively”, a UF grad. This goes for that hot soccer player from UF too.
However, if she were to invite me back to her hotel after a game, that’s a whole ‘nother story.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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Meatybob says:
Where is the Baltimore PD when you need them. Violence against children is the ONLY answer to our problems.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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Rome says:
Yet another activity you’re not likely to see in the state of Texas. Odds are that every other car owner would stop, get out of their car and then open fire.
February 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
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alanon says:
where’s the shit on face clip?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mw73aZEIaOI
best line in the entire movie comes from this scene…”JELLY?! he wiped shit on my face and you want me to cover him in jelly?! what the fuck!”
February 15th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
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MT says:
I will always remember EA as the “hot dazzler” who bragged that she was going to take Greg Stolt’s virginity. I wonder if she did?
February 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
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Raider Red says:
#33, that would be Heather Mitts, who is featured on Budweiser print ads wearing entirely too much makeup. And clothing.
February 15th, 2008 at 11:51 pm