NOT EXCLUSIVELY: DREAMS STAY ALIVE FOR YOU, EA FANS
We’re finishing up a column this morning, but point you to distraction causing little productivity this morning: an Erin Andrews interview where she states that she’s not dating anyone exclusively. Single men, dare to dream, even if you stand as much of a chance of dating her as we do of winning a Pulitzer.
Also, distract yourself with this classic CKY footage of how not to practice proper kicking form.
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“Don’t listen to him, he’s got ADD.” “What, y’all speaking Greece now?”












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#33, that would be Heather Mitts, who is featured on Budweiser print ads wearing entirely too much makeup. And clothing.
Comment by Raider Red — February 15, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
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I will always remember EA as the “hot dazzler” who bragged that she was going to take Greg Stolt’s virginity. I wonder if she did?
Comment by MT — February 15, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
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where’s the shit on face clip?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mw73aZEIaOI
best line in the entire movie comes from this scene…”JELLY?! he wiped shit on my face and you want me to cover him in jelly?! what the fuck!”
Comment by alanon — February 15, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
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Yet another activity you’re not likely to see in the state of Texas. Odds are that every other car owner would stop, get out of their car and then open fire.
Comment by Rome — February 15, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
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Where is the Baltimore PD when you need them. Violence against children is the ONLY answer to our problems.
Comment by Meatybob — February 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
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I like her pro-BoSox leanings, but the Georgia grad in me couldn’t date, not even “non-exclusively”, a UF grad. This goes for that hot soccer player from UF too.
However, if she were to invite me back to her hotel after a game, that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Comment by Will (the other one) — February 15, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
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#21-
Anybody who is adamantly proud of being from Dunwoody (and not Atlanta) is a total waste of oxygen. I bet they made a lot of veiled comments about the “criminal element” when sober, escalating up to full-blown “n-bombs” after a few drinks.
Comment by Mr. Wrong — February 15, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
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They also want $50K for Ben Crenshaw.
$50K to hear stories about Harvey Penick and the Ryder Cup comeback?
We better be on a golf course and I better see him make about 50 30 foot putts in a row for that kind of coin.
Comment by Coop — February 15, 2008 @ 11:35 am